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Hmm!!


Isn't it for me to import containers of face mask and sanitizers??



I see business about to boom.



Imagine 1 facemask at #100 and mini bottle sanitizer for #200 for a country of over 120 million people??

Chai!!

Corolla or no corolla, I must make money.

Make I go find my calculator

GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.

Best epistle

Mtcheeew!!







Total waste of time. Once Supreme Court makes a verdict, it can't be reversed. Especially when it's a political one

G

She's not beautiful to me. She is just fair.


She doesn't have the ideal body shape

Hope Uzodinma would loot the life out of Imo State.




Hope believes everything is all about money and he's also a cunny man.

But congratulations to him, he is going to be the governor of Imo State for the next 8 years

Yh

wisdomkid:
You're wrong. You've not be with everyone so STFU if you have no proof.
Gosh, people without statistics claiming wisdom.

Do you want to deny that you've never masturbated?? We both know you have

The truth is that everyone in this life has once masturbated but deny it when asked just the same way every parent have a favorite child but deny so when asked.

V

Na wa, all for quest of power and money

I want our legislator to put this below into our Constitution.

Before an individual should contemplate committing suicide, he or she should have kept money for his or her burial/undertaking services.


Don't just commit suicide and give your family unnecessary or unplanned expenses and grieve.

Enjoy your largesse. We only Iive once

VicThory:
Yeah.

We both know that's not true

VicThory:
Lol. Maybe someone logged on my Nl account in the cafe where i work cos i don't remember doing that.

Really!!