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HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lagos Provides More Information About Nigeria's First Case by Pr0cter: 4:52am On Feb 28, 2020
Hmm!!


Isn't it for me to import containers of face mask and sanitizers??



I see business about to boom.



Imagine 1 facemask at #100 and mini bottle sanitizer for #200 for a country of over 120 million people??

Chai!!

Corolla or no corolla, I must make money.

Make I go find my calculator
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Pr0cter: 10:03pm On Feb 08, 2020
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.
Best epistle grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: PDP Protests In Owerri, Calls For Reverse Of Supreme Court Judgment by Pr0cter: 5:26pm On Jan 30, 2020
Mtcheeew!!







Total waste of time. Once Supreme Court makes a verdict, it can't be reversed. Especially when it's a political one
Christianity EtcRe: Here’s Why Senior Catholic Figures Are Cautioning Father Mbaka (By Naptu2) by Pr0cter: 12:39pm On Jan 19, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Hope Uzodinma Young Wife. by Pr0cter: 8:54pm On Jan 15, 2020
She's not beautiful to me. She is just fair.


She doesn't have the ideal body shape
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Sworn In As Governor Of Imo State by Pr0cter: 8:50pm On Jan 15, 2020
Hope Uzodinma would loot the life out of Imo State.




Hope believes everything is all about money and he's also a cunny man.

But congratulations to him, he is going to be the governor of Imo State for the next 8 years
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodinma Biography: 10 Things To Know About Imo Governor by Pr0cter: 5:25pm On Jan 15, 2020
Yh
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Masturbates 7 Times A Day As Part Of Wilder Rematch Preparations by Pr0cter: 2:25pm On Jan 15, 2020
wisdomkid:
You're wrong. You've not be with everyone so STFU if you have no proof.
Gosh, people without statistics claiming wisdom. grin grin
Do you want to deny that you've never masturbated?? We both know you have
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Masturbates 7 Times A Day As Part Of Wilder Rematch Preparations by Pr0cter:
The truth is that everyone in this life has once masturbated but deny it when asked just the same way every parent have a favorite child but deny so when asked.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Records 200 Motorcycle Accidents Monthly – Sanwo-Olu by Pr0cter: 11:07am On Jan 13, 2020
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Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Success Oni Onwueze Poisoned To Death By Her Pastors (obituary) by Pr0cter: 9:48pm On Jan 11, 2020
Na wa, all for quest of power and money
CrimeRe: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by Pr0cter:
I want our legislator to put this below into our Constitution.

Before an individual should contemplate committing suicide, he or she should have kept money for his or her burial/undertaking services.


Don't just commit suicide and give your family unnecessary or unplanned expenses and grieve.
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows Off His Golden Bedroom by Pr0cter:
Enjoy your largesse. We only Iive once
EducationRe: Can I Still Study Medicine With This Result. by Pr0cter: 2:17pm On Jan 10, 2020
VicThory:
Yeah.
We both know that's not true
EducationRe: Can I Still Study Medicine With This Result. by Pr0cter: 2:04pm On Jan 10, 2020
VicThory:
Lol. Maybe someone logged on my Nl account in the cafe where i work cos i don't remember doing that.
Really!! grin grin grin

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