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Jokes EtcWAHALA In Church Today Oº°˚˚°ºo by precious1907(op): 7:49pm On Jul 07, 2014
Pastor Akpos told his church members, that he saw a vision
that he should pray for all working class members of the
church.
So he said all church members should bring their working tools
to church this sunday.
as he was starting the program, he said everybody who
brought their working tools, should stretch it forward and face
him.
All members did as he said
*Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him.
*Teachers stretched their Chalk towards him.
*Bankers stretched their Pen towards him.
*And about 15 members of the
church who were hunters and Police Men, also stretched their
Guns towards him.
Not noticing there were guns pointed at him Pastor Akpos said
to all the workers to start making use of their tools as they do in
their normal way of life.
*Tailors started clipping their scissors.
*Teachers started moving their Chalk.
*Bankers started signing with their Pen
*And the 15 members with Guns released their erroneous
bullets towards Akpos.
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Akpos has been flown to Germany
for treatment over 15 bullet wounds.
Lets pray he survives cos he keeps d smiles on our face
glowing.
# getwellsoon Pastor AKPOS !
SportsRe: Do You See Nigeria Winning The World Cup? by precious1907(m): 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2013
embarasseddat will be pure aba made :Ddat will be pure aba made
Music/RadioRe: Behind-The-Scene Photos From Davido’s Skelewu Video by precious1907(m): 4:43am On Oct 18, 2013
wackundecided
Christianity EtcRe: If A Member Of Your Church Says "I'm Gay". by precious1907(m): 4:37am On Oct 18, 2013
stay clear from him before he infects me,! embarassed

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