Lvlink:
then thunder will strike him down immediately, even before he finishes the comment!

you are wicked ooo

Just sent a text to the DG's line on their website.Let's hope he responds.We all can send texts too,but please let's be polite and matured about it.Thanks

His line for nysc's website

NYSC Director General's
Phone Numbers
Below are NYSC Director General's
phone Numbers strictly for Text
Messages Only:-
1. MTN Number
i. 09035227992
2. AIRTEL Number
i. 07013475481

barongmj:
My dear let's just be grateful, we all have a story to tell. Should have finished 2014 also. I had a terrible accident when I was about writting my final exam so dt cost me a year, after recovery on writting d exams again, I missed a paper (d date was changed without my knowledge)nd dt was d period my school stopped waiving a course. My saving grace is just that I got into school kindda early. Yes some of our mates are working now but remember some of our mates are still collecting jamb form while some are in the mortuary. So my love jst hold on aii *kisses*

hmmm.Wisdom

Finally am back after just being allowed to read comments without being able to reply.

NYSC...making graduates liars since times immemorial.

SMartins1:
Elder Precious91, you done see am nah. lion go dey sleep, mouse go they find trouble!
Abeg wetin go do that mouse if the lion open one eye?

na to dey help lion blow air ooo.At least mr lion will need it in this hot weather

Brosjay3:
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Aieboocaar:

Smartins1 my guy make i no lie eehn, e bi like say i don begin deu feel sumtin special for lvlink o

hmm

abeg I wan sleep,Slimfitdiva,abishaddy,ify15,barongmj and deeaka should wake me if there is any development.Ire oo

ganie:
dnt mind them,bros u can lie ooi

ts not about nysc na.Don't misinterprete my lines.ts a general belief worldwide

barongmj:
Pls what's wrong with 13th fri? Didn't see anything bad online

check wipedia dearie.Still read about it last night

SMartins1:
Elder Precious91 you no go blame us,NYSC done scatter some peeps mind. to type even they hard us of em.

lol.We are all stronger than this.Ts not been easy.Graduated 2014,but I believe all things being equal,it will work for our good.How you dey boss?

GROOOVE:

i know abt friday the 13th....am just saying the whole superstition doesnt warrant postponement of a national activity

ok boss.It just shows how those handling this can be fantastically stupid

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GROOOVE:

Nope. Friday the 13th is not a general public holiday of some sort......this is just nysc been nysc

he means to say there is a general supestitious belief that Fri 13th is a bad day.You can read up about it online.

Slimfitdiva:

Na lie.....oki just can't resist anytin in skirt cuz he's been writing diff luv letters 2 d village maidens

Hmm.Oki,come and defend yasef

Now I see why Okitaiji is confused about slim and Abishaddy.With just a peep into both's profile,you will know God finished the work on them on special days.No one should quote me.

Slimfitdiva:
Rara ooo. Na giftie nd bae

Deeaka darling,how are you?

Slimfitdiva:

Ma twinnie sef na city babe....no be 4 9IJA dem born am sef......
BT I will giv ur private lesson a trial.......but na open lesson e. Go be oo.

ts called private na.No worry,my babe will join us

Slimfitdiva:
Oluwa provide a boo oooo.

slim,is that you and Oki

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao.....abeg, me be city girl ooooo. Na oki drag me kom village all 4 luv......I no sabi firewood joor

no worry,your twinie,lollydope will teach you.If she can't,you have Okitaiji,Fraiser,Giftiebrown,lvlink,villagegoat and others to teach you.You may also see me for private lesson too.

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Slimfitdiva:

Hehehehe....on point but rem say d gas or kerosine wey u go use 4 snail sef don over cost too oo.....plus stress involved

Be using one eye to be picking dry sticks around as you are picking the snails.This is a village you know.

Slimfitdiva:

Lolzz....fuel affected egg too joor.....no more 30# egg 4 my place...na 40 nd 50# dey now.....na mushroom sure pass ooooo

or better still,start looking for snails around.Rain has started fallen already .At least that will keep you busy till nysc post their letters

anochuko01:
ermmn, since the countdown has finally ended, I suggest that a party should begin. But need a villageGOAT for suya things!!!

lol.you be clown aswear

Fraiser:
baba I no blive sey anytin go happen to me wey I no go see d beautiful baes of dis village o, infact all d babes dey resemble guys for my eyes now...

lol.

Slimfitdiva:
Morning gr8 GC... Dnt need 2 ask abt evry1s night cuz am sure it was in anticipation lyk mine...just kept checking tym 2 see d day break.....now nysc wan fall my hand....which 1 be 14th again.....mum just shook head 4 me now nd walked out without saying a word....nd u knw silence says more Dan words kud express....anyways.... Dier fada....no b me dem go turn 2 a liar b4 my peeps.......

to stand for bed na something.Nysc has turned us to liar jare.It is well.

Fraiser:
baba I don comot d council meetin o, I dey one corner where my mind dey shake o...

fear fear boy.Why you no call slimfitdiva's name now or Okitaiji's

I am just imagining nysc officials having a good laugh out of our plight.Starting from the rumours on no stream 2,now this again.I cannot comeandgoand die jare or kill myself.Whatever will be,will be

Zhul001:
Please which link should I check, portal.nysc.org.ng ain't going through

use this http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/ResumePayment.aspx

it works on operamini

We've allowed these nysc folks get so much into our skin.Their actions and inactions show high level of unprofessionalism.This will make so many folks think about paying for call up letter online.This nonsense wouldn't be if we've all gone to our various schools to collect call up letters.Good riddance to bad rubbish.