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hmmm

Politics of blood.

I am in one.Close to 2 years now.Ts fun for me.Ts a personal decision not to touch her till marriage,asides her decision.

Same thing happened to me yesterday.Few seconds.MTN nawa for you ooo

11. They on gen for their female customers:Even when ladies don't have the intention to charge or they are not feeling hot,they still ask them if they should switch on their generating set for them.Even if Tosyn and Wristbangle are sweating like christmas goat,no gen for you,not even hand fan.
12.Their customer service relations hits a different height when ts a lady:That was how one day I followed one of my school daughters to sow her cloth,that was how the tailor was asking her what can he offer her.She said she was fine,but this guy went to buy fried rice and chicken.When I asked him for my own,he just sent his apprentice to get me #5 satchet water.

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please send to adekolapo27@gmail.com.thanks

Adaobi12:
Am allergic to pap. I vomit each time i take it

I thought ts only me.Even custard.Smelling both nauseate me

uchelvlink:
Wow! Today is my Birthday



#lvlink_reloaded

cc
Fraiser
SMartins1
Precious91
barongmj
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
ray4000 et all



**Dancing Shakati Bumbum**

my love,happy birthday to you.Increase on all sides.May God add life to your years and years to your life.

OPEN LETTER TO NIGERIAN BREWERIES PLS IBADAN AND LAGOS BRANCHES

This is to call out to Nigerian Breweries Plc,makers of Maltina,Star,Gulder et al to pay up their retrenched members.Since 2005.They paid pittance to their retrenches members.

Others in Port Harcourt and Kaduna have been paid.Why can't you pay that of Lagos and IbadanFamilies of those in Ibadan and Lagos are going through unimaginable issues.

Please work on this soonest to ease the financial burden on the families.Most of them have given their productive years to you and can hardly find gainful employment elsewhere.

Waiting for your favourable response.
Signed
A concerned family member.

Mods please help push this to the frontpage for awareness.

cc lalasticalala
ishilove
seun

barongmj:
Their soon no dey end. Its just like the coming of Jesus

lol.abi ooo .I sha know it can't be more than this month.

fraiser2:
babe anty spam bot don ban me o for offence wey I no know anytin about, tank God sey I be 2 in 1 bfore, na gud news b dis o, infact I listen to one fresh audio dis morni wia DG tell d caller sey money go enter on monday nd CUL link will be enabled same dat monday, hin talk sey hin dey ministry of finance till late yesterday nyt, hin also talk sey dem don call am dis morni sey money go enter on monday, as I dey like dis na skelewu I dey dance o...

I hope ts so.Pele for your ban.

uchelvlink:
breaking.....

stream2 BatchA commences soon
cc
fraiser SMartins1 Precious91 barongmj et all

the yeye people posted that on their site.Let's wait for the soon

uchelvlink:
watin you for do? I've got @Fraiser, @SMartins1 and even Precious91 at my back. They will just JaCK you UP with one hand!

who is that troubling my babe.Iffa cash yiu ehn.Hian

uchelvlink:
I was banned for one month by one idiotic mod. I don bounce back #lvlinkreloaded

Cc
Fraiser
Barongmj
SMartins1
Precious91 et all

eeyah,my love.It is well.

ayodiya:
if i hear

she I lie?

ayodiya:
i do associate with the opposite sex. i hv good female friend but i hv had only one galfriend sha

Diya Diya.The guy can be quiet for Africa.Am more quiet than you sha

great one there,but hope ts not for few or selected people?It should be transparent.

geekybabe:
Good old days..
I met old buka.
I met health sciences canteen
I saw them both demolished.

I saw new buka been constructed.
I saw new buka done.
I ate Iya Ila Sariyu's pounded yam

I prayed in sports complex
I read in chemistry oven.. Aud1 Aud2, odlt, Booa boob booc..

I took lectures in spider, computer amphi..
I lived in moremi.. sport.. Mozambique..

I had fun.
do I want to go back? nah. not anymore.

you people ehn.Someone wee be sitting down jejely and won't want to talk yet you people wee be bringing back memories.Hian. . Awo hall block 2,room 302.Colonised that room for 3 sessions.Will I forget life saving awo beans,NEVER.Forks and fingers that you wee take bread,beans and water for #100.What about Afrika's rememberance.Moz101.*didn't do that*.Did Moremi.Rcf brethren ts time for morning devotion.The aro of wooli agba and his clique.Abeg make I stop

okitaiji:
Good afternoon padies/babes thank God that this spam-bot has finally released me, they put me on house arrest since because I commented on precious91 post, anyway what is the latest now somebody should brief me. thanks

okitaiji oooo.You commented on my post and you were barred.Same thing happened to me sometimes ago too

peeps into the village*. Weldone villagers.You guys are doing a good job.Where my people at? cc Okitaiji fraiser slimfitdiva lvlink sunnepa oyehomie memphisdepay smartins priticrystal et al

Sunnepa17:
Chaii....**whisper 2 his ear**nah bcoz ℓ̊ b minister of pretty gurls affairs ƒօɾ ogun whatsapp group, dahz wot he wan report ♍ƺ for*

lol.You don report yourself already.Ts a good one

okitaiji:
tell us what u see, if it is something that will warrant us to take him to the village shrine for cleansing then we will do that

the guy,after all he did with girls in this village,caught him with city girls.He even wanted one of them to follow him to mountain top

SMartins1:
precious91, longest time. what hz sunnaepa17 done

after all he has done with girls in this village,he went to town for other girls

Fraiser:
lol... Okitaiji and ray4000 wia una dey, una attention is needed here...

I saw Sunnepa doing something somewhere
cc
Okitaiji
fraiser
Oyehomie
Sunnepa
Lvlink
Slimfitdiva
Ray004

Fraiser:
oya lets know his offence bfor cancle of elders sitdan ontop hin matter...

I need two more elders to be available,then I wee tell his offence

Good afternoon villagers.Elders of our land I hail you.I want to report someone in this village to the elders.His name is S****pa.
cc: Mazis
Friaser
Okitaiji
VillageGoat.
Oyehomie
SMartins1
Ray004

Lovelibeache
Slimfitdiva
CandiceJay
Marluv
suogal
lvlink
and other elders.

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

you didn't mention my name.Oya start to dey do frog jump.How are you brother?

suogal:
Good morning y'all. missed you guys. pardon my absence as I had some pressing things I had to attend to. I hope y'all been good whilst I was away Ray4000, Fraiser, Okitaiji, Precious91, sunnepa17, IghravweIG, Smartins1,candicejay, village goat, Geegar, hardiodun, slimfittdiva, abishaddy, marbled, Barongmj, Handybags, Eaglevisions et. al.

been good dearie.Welcome back.

Fraiser:
we miss you too... Welcome back my G

thanks pal