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That school is steady disappointing me.

lalasticlala:
My alma mater. What a shame!

Hello everyone. University of Utah is giving application fee waivers for Spring & Fall 2021 applicants in MS Business Analytics. Spread the word

Have you been able to secure admission?
Please what are the requirements for a student visa also?

Ge0grapher:
The 200euros should be for each semester not monthly...

I am going for geography and spatial planning...uni of Luxembourg... Fees is 200 €/ semester ...

Hello bro, can I send you a PM?

Tabasco23:
And I'm gonna apply for the scholarship next year, Korea is my dream country and also people should talk more in this group but it's kinda nice that not many people know about the Korean scholarship

You schooled in Absu?

Sleepaway:
Hmmm my first lecture then was GST101 Use of library
I was like which one is this am I studying science to be a librarian
Me and a guy I met(we were both lost fresher's) found our way to the lecture hall. We were late so as people were entering we just followed it was weird af
Got a seat around the end of the class, took my note and 10 minutes later the class was over.
It was pretty interesting but before I got to the lecture hall was war
I trekked tire no be small

Lecture West and Lecture East...great Ikenga!

Vyzz:



So I didn't make first page...

Is alright...


I resumed late, so I had to call my secondary school mate who I wrote aptitude exams with in the same department.... I was fortunate that he resumed early and now knows everything...


Anyways na Absu...

I entered a bike from my hostel to lecture West and the bike man went round the school three times before dropping me in the lecture hall and asked for 400naira...Something that is 50naira na after the days lecture wey I just follow one path road waka with my gee e no reach five minutes I don show in front of my hostel I was shocked....

As a novice wey no sabi anything I gave him the money and swore not to enter bike again... Instead I go use leg waka all around am...

Went into the hall and it was all noisy, acted like a king and natural respect the follow me. Its just the looks..


It took me time before making friends though... The pack of friends I be wan join no dey accept me and truly I was a misfit there so I made my own pack...


It was tough

Smoke all of them out!

Okay
We don't treat our health workers well enough

Ji Masun

Evergreen4:
In case we wake up one day and APC government says that we've been sold to China, please call me Chung Li, what will I call you ?

I'm also confused about this

Ezeaku21:
Please how do one read with the syllabus or is it to jack all the study pack?
Please help me.

Please what were the five topics given during your individual presentation? If you can also remember details of the case study the four of you worked on, please share. Thank you.

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Thanks a lot for this, it's really helpful.

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I haven't heard anything since Documentation either, but someone below said they had Assessment Centre exercise in March. The same March we did Documentation. I'm surprised!

kalkor:
Pls who has heard anything concerning the 2020 recruitment... because I've not heard pim since documentation...and now another recruitment process has started...

Thanks a lot for the heads up.

quadriolakunle:
Hi Guys,
For those preparing for the aseesment Centre stage, KPMG now has modified values as presented below

1. Integrity: We do what is right
2. Excellence : We never stop learning and improving
3. Courage : We think and act boldly
4. Together : we respect each other and draw strength from our differences
5. For better : We do what matters.

Please keep updating yourself on the kpmg website.

I hope you all get in.

You had Assessment Centre exercise in March? Wow! I didn't know some people were called for it. I was only asked to come for documentation on 9th March if I can remember clearly. I've been waiting for AC since then.
Please, what was it like if you don't mind?

Ilsontof:
Hello, For some of us who were invited and completed the Assessment centre exercise in March(16-20) this year. Has anyone be contacted by KPMG for the final stage which is Partner Interview?? I haven’t gotten any email yet, though I messaged them around June, they said they would reach out until the pandemic is over

Oga stop spamming this thread with your annoying advertisement na! It's not by force to patronize you. You're making people miss out important information here with your lengthy, unnecessary posts. Take your market elsewhere and let us progress here abeg!!

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The workplace in Nigeria is already aligning with this reality too.
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I have seen a lot of vacancies for Accountant and
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Does service line mean department/unit?

Incredibleme:
Which of their service lines did you guys apply for?

Okay, thank you

chuxyfranklin:
We were asked to provide our basic details: name, email address, phone numbers, etc

What did the mail say please?

chuxyfranklin:
I did.

The mail said my details were incomplete and there was a link to fill my details. The funny thing is, the details required were my very basic details. Name, School, Course, CGPA

Iszymizzy:
Can you kindly share what the mail was about?

Did anyone else get a mail from KPMG today?

17k is for the old passport, 25k is for the new enhanced passport which is only available at Ikoyi and Alausa offices for now. Click the option for the new enhanced passport on their site.

oludaremy:
Ok, Thanks. I am planning on applying over the weekend since the lockdown will be lifted by Monday 4th. The price is seeing on the page is 17k - 32 pages (17650 Naira precisely i.e plus bank charges), somewhere above someone said that was the old price and should be avoided, there is no other price stated otherwise on their website. I'm kinda confused. Anyone to throw more light.

PS: It's my first Application, not renewal

I really don't know about this, but if the option is available on the site, then it means it's possible. Mine was 32 pages, first time.

GreatSage:
Hello bro, for someone applying for international passport for the first time is it possible to get the 64page passport?

You need to confirm if their offices are open and if they're doing capturing. It would be sad to pay online now and wait till further notice before you can capture

Leun:
I'm thinking about applying now amidst the lockdown, would this be okay?

The supposed exam candidate and registrant can't communicate in English. Both of you (we all know it's one person) should use the money you've saved up so far from your schemes and register for adult evening school, then look for legit jobs to do.

deborah00:
What you people mean? I don't understand

One man was shouting and threatening over the phone to beat an officer when he returns on Monday. Apparently, the officer didn't show up to facilitate the man's process to collect his passport. The man said he paid the officer 100k for 32 pages. I'm guessing it's the 10years passport. The man still waited with us till past 3pm before they attended to him, and trust me when I say he arrived around past 9am.

Hello house!
I collected my passport today. Captured on the 9th of March. Collection date was for 12th, but I gave them a week to do away with whatever madness the devil wanted to deposit in them. I decided to go today cause Federal parastatals might go on break amidst this pandemic.
I got to Ikoyi by 10am, immediately dropped my slip in the basket after making a copy. I waited for about 6hours (4:30pm) before I could get my passport. It was already past 3pm and some officers were already closing for the day, before they came out to attend to people without connect. They just had to let us in and looked for our passports, after they had attended to the people that paid them (their clients) all through the morning and early afternoon.
It was a stressful process but I didn't regret the DIY process cause some people that paid some officers actually had issues. My advice is DIY and be patient to see it through. It works!

Thanks

Pattypatt:
No

Is there a dress code for Documentation? Anyone? Please

I captured today at Ikoyi. It was frustrating, as they ignored people with brown files and were just attending to those that did express service, but the funny thing is, they also had to que. God was on my side today, as we were just 3 self processing applicants on a long queue of over 60+ express applicants. The officers tried ignoring us, but God came through for us. My pick up date states 12th, but I'll just wait till next week instead.

My advice: DIY, cause if you pay the 40-45k, you'll still end up staying on a queue for hours, as there are many officers bringing their own people. So why not save the extra 15k, Nigeria is hard enough these days.

I heard going to their office is best, as submitting online might get a delayed response. I was invited for documentation too, on the 12th

Pattypatt:
Do you want to submit it online or go to their office?

I believe the statement earlier depicted "a health insurance scheme that works". I've lost someone earlier in life because of the so called "working health insurance scheme", hence my opinion on the case. On whose part does ignorance fall now?

Mizwisdom:
Agreed. But the information being given out here is completely false. The person I quoted was saying we didn't have health insurance. I think many people are simply ignorant, that's why they are complaining in the first place