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she's fine sha. but I did my birthday and I didn't open a thread on nl

CR77:
You win the award for the most senseless post of d day

Receive sense

seriously ooo...I couldn't agree any less...the otondo is just talking shit n the ends it with pdp ish...n m like "how do they relate?"

babadee1:
You must be deluded if you think that everybody who has money in Nigeria somehow stole it. A professor of law, senior partner of a reputable law firm, former commissioner of justice and attorney general of Lagos state, renowned pastor of the Redeemed Christian Church of God and now Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and all they could steal from his account was 8 million naira. That says a lot.

common...the thieves just decided to have pity on him joooor..moreover as he is a pastor they definitely don't want to incure the wrath of God

author=babadee1 post=39355874]

You must be deluded if you think that everybody who has money in Nigeria somehow stole it. A professor of law, senior partner of a reputable law firm, former commissioner of justice and attorney general of Lagos state, renowned pastor of the Redeemed Christian Church of God and now Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and all they could steal from his account was 8 million naira. That says a lot.[/quote]common...the thieves just decided to have pity on him joooor..moreover as he is a pastor they definitely don't want to incure the wrath of God

if we were In the 20th century I'd say.."thats so sweet " but nigga we in the 21st "go n cancel all the plans of witches in ur life"

I once told my female friends that I'm an american guy n my parents just said I should get acquainted with my mother's people n they believed....








































and your even dumber if you believe

when the bourgeoisie think they are smart we must show we are smarter.. they keep looting money and awarding contracts to companies who don't do their who and employing ghost workers and they think we are gonna keep our cool?? I love this type of news jooor...

hello nairalanders
I am 18 years old and a student. There was this girl I was eyeing before I entered school, she was my sisters friend. I asked my sister who she was and she told me she didn't really know her and that they met at the bus stop, so I forgot about her. Recently she saw my picture that my sister uploaded took my number and called me and we started talking. That same day she invited me to her house I told her I was going to come..but I've been posting her...she has invited me again.. abeg should I go..i smell winci winci.

ah ah..they have me naaa

mtcheeeew..ehen what about it?? #disappointed

make dem come see wetin dem dey pay for private school in naija..that one no concern me shaaa...team UNIBEN all the way

mtcheeeew..he'll still loose..team peterside team apc

let's be realistic..the messages they send me alone will make me wanna break the sim

naturally I would say good riddance..but because of my good heart... Naim know

game of thrones. mehn john snows death was brutal sha

see this one..at least he's using condom..abi you wan get step child

she's just bangable..finish she's just bangable..finish

ShakurM:
val·u·a·ble  (văl′yo͞o-ə-bəl, văl′yə-)
adj.
1. Having considerable monetary or material value for use or exchange: a valuable diamond.
2. Of great importance, use, or service: valuable information; valuable advice.
3. Having admirable or esteemed qualities or characteristics: a valuable friend.

n.
A personal possession, such as a piece of jewelry, having a relatively high monetary value: insured all of our valuables against theft.

who asked you for the meaning

oloshi..you want don jazzy to come and see you...no mone y to use real tattoo sef

A small boy namedAkpors lived in a village in Warri. Noneofhis classmates liked him because of hisstupidity, especially his teacher, whowasalways yelling at him "You are drivingmecrazy Akpors!!!!!" One day Akpors'smother came into school tocheck on how he wasdoing. The teacher told his motherhonestly,that her son is simply a disaster,getting verylow marks and even she had never seensucha dumb boy in her entire teachingcareer!!!! The mother wasshocked at the feedback andwithdrew her son from the school &evenmoved to another town!!!!! 25 yearslater, theteacher was diagnosed with anincurablecardio disease! All the doctors stronglyadvised her to have an open heartoperation, which only onesurgeon could perform....... Left withno other options, theteacherdecidedto have the operation, whichwassuccessful...... When she opened hereyesafter the surgery she saw a handsomedoctorsmiling down at her! She wanted tothankhim, but could not talk. Her facestarted to turn blue, sheraised her hand, trying to tellhim something but eventually died! Thedoctor was shocked and was trying toworkout what went wrong, when he turnedaround he saw our friend Akpors,workingas a cleaner in the clinic, who hadunplugged the oxygenequipment to connect hischarger!!!!! Don't tell me you thoughtthatAkpors became a doctor

tone is one thing you shouldn't use when talking to me

Complete this 7 letter word:
_ T _ A _S_
Clue:1. Girls love it.
2. Boys use it.
3. Parents hate it.
4. Animals are scared of it.
You are brilliant if you say the answer withintoday..... reply me as fast as you can