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Happy sunday,people

Heii,finally this lecturer is done ,as i took up my bag to leave ,my course rep jst announced that we 're having a meeting.
Great,so that means that i wont have the opportunity to complete my biometrics 2day i thought as i sat down. ''guy'' i turned and saw my coursemate Ebuka staring at me while gesticulating with his hands ''abobi,ke way" ireplied while keeping my head turned to his direction . "Shey, you grab wetin thah lecturer dey talk cuz me no hear anything oo" "you dey craze, if you wey dey front no understand anything na me wey dey back wey go hear abi ?" "you geh big ear na" "thunder fire you" i replied to this his common jab.
Anyway,the course rep did not even say anything meaningful sef,jst announced a match we are having with Mech eng, omo this guys dem go wipe our sorry ass o bcuz they had many guyz there with the build of wrestlers.
I went out and hailed a bus to Perm site and sat near a very pretty girl who was obviously in mass communication department cuz i saw her uniform.
. My mind was working fast on how to start a conversation with this beauty but time over and again i drew blank anytime i looked at her. I am what you can call a shy guy but i cal myself a partial introvert bcuz i be noisy when i want and if any body starts a conversation with me ,i can keep it going. But this time i just sat there staring until the bus stopped at the bus Stand...and i came down and paid.
But when i checked my wallet,i saw only #10 omo na trekking things o. I mapped out my strategy thus : iwas to trek to book foundation and use the #10 to buy pure water along the road, thank God i came with my 'kerchief as i didnt want sweat to be pouring out of my body like a sacrificial vulture ( shey dem dey sacrifice with vulture??).....[b]Heii,finally this lecturer is done ,as i took up my bag to leave ,my course rep jst announced that we 're having a meeting.
Great,so that means that i wont have the opportunity to complete my biometrics 2day i thought as i sat down. ''guy'' i turned and saw my coursemate Ebuka staring at me while gesticulating with his hands ''abobi,ke way" ireplied while keeping my head turned to his direction . "Shey, you grab wetin thah lecturer dey talk cuz me no hear anything oo" "you dey craze, if you wey dey front no understand anything na me wey dey back wey go hear abi ?" "you geh big ear na" "thunder fire you" i replied to this his common jab.
Anyway,the course rep did not even say anything meaningful sef,jst announced a match we are having with Mech eng, omo this guys dem go wipe our sorry ass o bcuz they had many guyz there with the build of wrestlers.
I went out and hailed a bus to Perm site and sat near a very pretty girl who was obviously in mass communication department cuz i saw her uniform.
. My mind was working fast on how to start a conversation with this beauty but time over and again i drew blank anytime i looked at her. I am what you can call a shy guy but i cal myself a partial introvert bcuz i be noisy when i want and if any body starts a conversation with me ,i can keep it going. But this time i just sat there staring until the bus stopped at the bus Stand...and i came down and paid.
But when i checked my wallet,i saw only #10 omo na trekking things o. I mapped out my strategy thus : iwas to trek to book foundation and use the #10 to buy pure water along the road, thank God i came with my 'kerchief as i didnt want sweat to be pouring out of my body like a sacrificial vulture ( shey dem dey sacrifice with vulture??).....[/b]Heii,finally this lecturer is done ,as i took up my bag to leave ,my course rep jst announced that we 're having a meeting.
Great,so that means that i wont have the opportunity to complete my biometrics 2day i thought as i sat down. ''guy'' i turned and saw my coursemate Ebuka staring at me while gesticulating with his hands ''abobi,ke way" ireplied while keeping my head turned to his direction . "Shey, you grab wetin thah lecturer dey talk cuz me no hear anything oo" "you dey craze, if you wey dey front no understand anything na me wey dey back wey go hear abi ?" "you geh big ear na" "thunder fire you" i replied to this his common jab.
Anyway,the course rep did not even say anything meaningful sef,jst announced a match we are having with Mech eng, omo this guys dem go wipe our sorry ass o bcuz they had many guyz there with the build of wrestlers.
I went out and hailed a bus to Perm site and sat near a very pretty girl who was obviously in mass communication department cuz i saw her uniform.
. My mind was working fast on how to start a conversation with this beauty but time over and again i drew blank anytime i looked at her. I am what you can call a shy guy but i cal myself a partial introvert bcuz i be noisy when i want and if any body starts a conversation with me ,i can keep it going. But this time i just sat there staring until the bus stopped at the bus Stand...and i came down and paid.
But when i checked my wallet,i saw only #10 omo na trekking things o. I mapped out my strategy thus : iwas to trek to book foundation and use the #10 to buy pure water along the road, thank God i came with my 'kerchief as i didnt want sweat to be pouring out of my body like a sacrificial vulture ( shey dem dey sacrifice with vulture??).....

[color=#000099][/color] Gosh its been 3 hours and this lecturer is still droning about this Complex Number of a thing ( dont see how 2i+4j can help me in future o) though its obvious that no one in the class is listening ,,sometimes i really wonder where all these lecturers get their inspiration from .
Anyway,i guess i have to introduce myself at this juncture. My names are Ebube Nnamdi and am in my 100L @ Nnamdi Azikiwe University studying Electronics and Computer Engineering,anyway my friends call me Tev_Li .Just saying this takes my mind back tothe fateful day thah we wrote Putme ,omo see confusion people were jst fainting up and down although i nearly joined them cuz thah morning the only thing that i ate was a packet of groundnut but anyhow anyhow 'african man no fit die like that' when i felt my eyes turning(symptoms of fainting) as a guy man i jst went somewhere and sat down until my head was cleared enough to start hustling for space again.
But enough of my reminisces ,lemme go back to the present.....

Starts on Sunday...still doing the editing

this is to chronicle my experiences in unizik....100% real....update soon.

Smallville10:
The final battle happens tonight

i love you bro (no homo)