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Health › Re: 8 Lifestyle Habits You Should Change To Make You Fall Asleep Faster by Presh900(m): 10:48am On Jun 14, 2017

Just fvck 15mins before you sleep.. Case solved

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Romance › Re: A Broke Guy Has No Right To Have An Erection. by Presh900(m): 8:17pm On Jun 08, 2017

Cinderella5:
work hard bro, poverty is a curse.

Talking from experience??

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Romance › Re: A Broke Guy Has No Right To Have An Erection. by Presh900(m): 8:12pm On Jun 08, 2017

Cinderella5:
... except you want to keep self servicing.

A broke guy can't afford olosho cos he is broke,
A broke guy can't afford a girlfriend cos even though we know it's all about love, but love without finance is he'll fire.

As a broke guy, use your little finance to upgrade your life not to spend on sex. Invest it, work hard, stop chasing women, it's foolishness to do so.

[b] Being broke didn't stop your Dad from having the erection that you originated from.. Type with sense #hay-brained goat

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Romance › Re: Guys Which Do You Prefer? Wife Or Babymama? by Presh900(m): 10:30am On Jun 08, 2017

Baby Mama

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Health › Re: 6 Provoking Ways You Are Endangering Your Health by Presh900(m): 7:42pm On Jun 05, 2017

0 What about mastvrbating

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Celebrities › Re: Billionaires, Millionaires, Celebrities Who Went Broke And Declared Bankruptcy. by Presh900(m): 6:01pm On Jun 03, 2017

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dominique:
Mostly blacks, not surprising at all. Blacks in sports and showbiz are only good at flashing their wealth without making any tangible investments.
Don't forget to include of fifty cents and R.Kelly o. I totally see Floyd Mayweather joining this list soon.

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What is money good for if not for showing off to your enemies

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Sports › Re: Over 20yrs Career Without a Goal!!!....The Story Of Fooball's Greatest Conman by Presh900(m): 7:59pm On Jun 02, 2017

Romance › Re: Your Fiance Brings A Guy To Your Boutique. by Presh900(m): 7:22pm On Jun 02, 2017

moorevic:
450K aaah nna nawa o, please dear bring more toasters. lolzzzz c market nnu

Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone With Mouth Odour For 1million Dollars For 6 Months?? by Presh900(m): 10:58am On Jun 02, 2017

ZarZar:
Yeah, I know, but my physical comfort is also important. Lol, I'm one of those people that can't pretend to like or enjoy something if I don't. Chances are, I'd push him away if he tried anything.

Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone With Mouth Odour For 1million Dollars For 6 Months?? by Presh900(m): 10:56am On Jun 02, 2017

For half that amount, I will date her for a year.

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Romance › Re: Ladies:am Tired ,I Really Need Your Help by Presh900(m): 10:41am On May 26, 2017

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Desiree47:
Good morning nairalanders, I think I have serious problem and am really tired of it.I don't were to start from but I have to start from some were. I always tend to bottle up my feelings emotionally and it's really effecting my relationship. before my Ex and I broke up, he said so many things wish I know some of them we're true,when it comes to romance am so bad, I always picture everything I want to do in my mind, how to romance,say so many sweet words but as soon as am with my boyfriend, everything will changes I can't even do any of this. now the guy am dating presently is also complaining about my attitude towards him, he thinks I don't love him and am shy and quiet for his liking. the worst of all when am angry, I don't just know how to tell him even when I need something from him. please nairalanders I really need your help to come out of my shell.

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Romance › Re: Man Gets Playful With His Fiancee's Backside In Saucy Pre-wedding Photos by Presh900(m): 10:35am On May 26, 2017

Hmmm...

Romance › Re: Bridal Shower Of A Computer Engineer Who Have No Girlfriends, Guys Did It(Photo) by Presh900(m): 12:44pm On May 20, 2017

You got this from boredpanda ...
Anyway I thought I will be FTC,I was wrong

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Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Presh900(m): 1:06am On May 20, 2017

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Crime › Re: Lady Commits Suicide In Ajuwon Lagos By Drinking Sniper Insecticide by Presh900(m): 10:30pm On May 19, 2017

Sniper again? Are you people sure that this so called sniper doesn't have any psychoanalytic_cum_deranging abilities ( I am not sure what this means or whether it means anything at all) Government should look into this because I have a packet of sniper at home and it is suddenly looking attractive to me

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Presh900(m): 8:08am On May 18, 2017

Leicester vs Tottenham play XHT or x/2 or x2/x2

Phones › Re: How Do I Stop This?? by Presh900(op): 8:02am On May 11, 2017

Abbex4:
u can wipe d fone first maybe dere virus

Virus??

Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Women You Meet In Lagos by Presh900(m): 8:00am On May 11, 2017

My girl is an owambe,hungry , over spiritual girl all rolled into one.

Phones › How Do I Stop This?? by Presh900(op): 7:44am On May 11, 2017

Hello all, my phone has been showing internal memory fill since some weeks now and I've been deleting apps but after some time it still districts the same thing. Right now i have just 3 apps on my phone.. How do I stop this, please??

Celebrities › Re: This Rmd's Transformation Is 'all Shades Of Evil' by Presh900(m): 7:25pm On May 06, 2017

Afonja..

Romance › Re: Heartbroken Lesbian Jumps Off Building After Heated Argument With Girlfriend by Presh900(m): 2:51pm On May 06, 2017

She needs proper D*ck...

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Romance › Re: Open At Your Own Risk: THE SUPERNATURAL by Presh900(m): 8:58pm On May 03, 2017

AggressiveFucker:
ifa is pleased dat u speak d truth and he has decided to strike u with four beautiful ladies to marry

My Brother where I live there's no IFA... we only know Amadioha......

Romance › Re: Open At Your Own Risk: THE SUPERNATURAL by Presh900(m): 10:23pm On May 02, 2017

AggressiveFucker:
you had a problem with yyour bae recently but u guys have settled
you would recieve a call in d next 50 mins

tell dem how correct ifa is

LOL.... 85℅correct

Romance › Re: Open At Your Own Risk: THE SUPERNATURAL by Presh900(m): 7:44pm On May 02, 2017

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Presh900(m): 8:50am On May 01, 2017

iDROID:
I see a draw too. Played it as anyway.

That's Safer.... woulda played it but am on self-imposed betting vacation.

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Presh900(m): 8:47am On May 01, 2017

iDROID:
That is Megabet.ng

does it have specific browsers it opens on?? it doesn't open on my opera??

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Presh900(m): 8:46am On May 01, 2017

iDROID:
I don't see Liverpool winning today.

simulated it.... full time draw or win with 1 goal diff

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by Presh900(m): 8:40am On May 01, 2017

iDROID:
2 odds TREBLE.

Which site do you use??

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