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TV/MoviesRe: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by press005: 9:27am On Mar 03, 2018
Hakeem12:
no, not mine. Just a movie index
ok bro, tnx
TV/MoviesRe: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by press005: 7:53am On Mar 03, 2018
Hakeem12:
here
bro, tnx, will be contacting u wen i need more grin , dat looks like ur personal site, abi?
TV/MoviesRe: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by press005: 4:43am On Mar 03, 2018
Hakeem12:
[url=http://mc1.dl3enter.in/files/d1/film/2004/The%20NoteBook%202004/The.Notebook.2004.720p.mkv] download notebook here [/url]
Thanks bro but its not working.....can u pls drop d site here?
TV/MoviesRe: Request For Any Hollywood movie, Tv Series Download Link by press005: 4:22am On Mar 03, 2018
pls som1 should give me a download link for notebook and me before you

Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by press005: 10:45am On Feb 21, 2018
Demonicide:
before nko, which power NL get? grin
Na only social power NL get grin
CelebritiesRe: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by press005: 7:44am On Feb 21, 2018
Demonicide:
Abi na, we go destroy all the demons. Just as insecticide destroys insects.
wth prayers oooo nt NL grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by press005: 6:06pm On Feb 20, 2018
Demonicide:
i concur.
dis ur Moniker no be here oo
CelebritiesRe: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by press005: 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2018
Demonicide:
some of them want fame, and not money.
nt behaving oneself is a wrong method to achieving that fame.
CelebritiesRe: Disqualified BBNaija Housemate, Khloe Arrives Nigeria All Smiles (Photos) by press005: 1:19pm On Feb 20, 2018
i dnt seem to understand some pple at tyms.

dis is a game wth lots of rules and camera all round. Then what stops u frm comporting urself jst for d stay der.....sha, maybe some of dem worth more dan d 45M.
FamilyRe: I Married A Stranger! I Caught My Wife With Her Boss At Ikeja Hotel! by press005: 7:25am On Feb 19, 2018
kennygee:
It's too late to tell you premarital sex is a sin cause that is what put u in this situation, however, as much as I hate divorce, the odds are in ur favour.

You have proof she's been unfaithful, you have proof she's not been living in her matrimonial home, you have proof she's been scheming against you with her family, all these are enough to proceed to court to file for divorce and custody of your kids.

Una no dey investigate family before una enter am?

Na wa o.
Most times, pple do overlook d bolded which deals wth dem later...Bt OP sef, flight ticket to nd fro weeklyhuhhuh?? nawa oo
RomanceRe: Can You Surgically Kill Your Sexual Urge To Please Your Partner? by press005: 4:22pm On Feb 18, 2018
kimbraa:
I get your question but is there such thing as a surgery to remove sexual urges? That said, since marriage is for 'Better' for 'Worse', I'll do no such thing as suggested but make alternatives to get satisfied which doesn't include cheating. Don't ask me which.
Benny has spoken.
RomanceRe: Can You Surgically Kill Your Sexual Urge To Please Your Partner? by press005: 3:18pm On Feb 18, 2018
calddon:
If u surgically remove it only to find out later that your kids belong to different men..what will u do?
hmmmmm, dats a better reason y solidarity should be applied in a constructive way rather dan being destructive.
ProgrammingRe: Never mind by press005: 1:23am On Feb 18, 2018
geekybabe:
Hi everyone
hiiii, anything?
RomanceRe: Women, How Do You Feel When You Love A Man But Can't Tell Him? by press005: 11:08am On Feb 17, 2018
EdenChuk:
God! I feel miserable...like I'm feeling now!
wat happnd?
RomanceRe: Lady Punishes Boyfriend; Orders Him To Write ‘I Won’t Cheat No More’ 224 Times by press005: 9:49am On Feb 17, 2018
PharmaGirl:
No
d moniker though.......sounds medical
RomanceRe: Lady Punishes Boyfriend; Orders Him To Write ‘I Won’t Cheat No More’ 224 Times by press005: 9:34am On Feb 17, 2018
PharmaGirl:
I'm seeing

'I want cheat no more'
u r a pharmacist?
Christianity EtcRe: Faith Is A Race, Run Your Own by press005: 9:23am On Jan 28, 2018
wow, i love this post.......very concise and straight to the point.....well done OP...HAPPY SUNDAY.
LiteratureRe: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by press005: 7:23am On Jan 26, 2018
QueenDeborah:
This shouldn't have been on front page, its old, local, and copied.
is it ur front page? tongue tongue
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LiteratureRe: Check Out These 20 Funny Nigerian Proverbs, Adages And Sayings. by press005: 7:11am On Jan 26, 2018
Don4eva:
Onye taa Azu n'ataghi isi ya, ihe otara enweghi isi. wink


IGBO AMAKA cool
chai, Nwanne, iji okwu
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: See What Current And Former Employees Of Lafarge Plc Think About The Company by press005: 9:25pm On Jan 24, 2018
dat seems kul if true bt North East??
RomanceRe: What Next After Collecting Her Number? by press005: 11:36am On Jan 22, 2018
Lala234:
and who told you am broke?
Just that I don't have the money to throw away..... I reject Maga
no offence nwanne
RomanceRe: What Next After Collecting Her Number? by press005: 7:43am On Jan 22, 2018
guy, save urself d stress by asking of some business ideas dat will fetch u good money.

No matter d flows u employ nw, u will eventually lose her to a better man sooner.....go make money bro.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Who Couldn't Afford The N800k Sex Doll, Goes For A Smaller One by press005: 1:58pm On Jan 20, 2018
ngwababe:
Calm down grin grin
lol
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Who Couldn't Afford The N800k Sex Doll, Goes For A Smaller One by press005: 1:40pm On Jan 20, 2018
ngwababe:
Goallllllllll.... Up chelsea
shhhhhhhh grin
RomanceRe: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by press005: 7:15am On Jan 18, 2018
MissWrite:
Women can't detach themselves emotionally from sex? I don't know if that's entirely true. I know you want to maintain this romanticized image of women but here's something which I do not say proudly, only truly: Some women have been doing so professionally for years. And some women can cheat with the driver or gate man for the sole purpose of sex; and they choose these people who are perceivably beneath their social class not just for proximity, but because there's no risk of falling in love. While men always end up catching feelings for their secretaries, house-helps or even a prostitute. (Like in Bridget Jones' Diary, Sound of Music, Pretty Woman); no woman is beneath a guy when it comes to romance. Whereas a woman would seriously be second guessing herself if she starts getting dreamy eyed with the mechanic in view; it doesn't matter how attractive he is in reality. Also, some women can bang their rich husbands for years so he keeps paying for their stuff, without ever falling in love with him.

Women can do sex very nicely with gadgets. Have you not heard how the cucumber has suffered under the lasciviousness of some women? African women in particular, can really let their hair down with a dil.do. Unlike with a man. Some! This is because, in a lot of areas still, African women are judged for being too sexually expressive. So, in most cases, all they can do is pray that he knows what he is doing. She may not woman-up to tell him what she wants, so that he doesn't label her an olosho. Enter dil.do, problem solved. And she'll make it go how she wants it to go.

For me though, I doubt that the sex doll holds much of an appeal. It's too bulky; and only one appendage is really needed. Plus I don't want to have to stare into those lifeless eyes without a soul. After applying pressure to the necessary pleasure points, the rest happens in the head for me. I can be anywhere, with anyone doing whatever thing. So the dil.do is sufficient. It would get the job done.




That's a fleshlight. It hasn't been very popular all the while. I am really curious to see how this one plays out, because I believe men have an ego that a life-less thing cannot satisfy. Knowing that the moan is programmed and mechanized; and not a real feed-back undecided. Unless it's like a karaoke machine that gives you points (moaning sounds) as you hit the notes. Then it could be a fun game. Pa! Pa! 60%.......Pa! Pa! Pa!........80%.....Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!..........speaking in tongues.....that kind of thing. It'll get predictable after a while though.




True. More women would have to work. But that's a good thing for everyone. Especially the women in question.




I've not met those guys you are referring to; the ones that don't like attention. The ones I end up with always want to be cuddled, and kissed and get back rubs - babies! Well, the purpose of a sex doll is clear. None of that for anyone. But girls get attention from their girls, while guys are insecure about man/man bonding.



Women don't need to flaunt their toys. Nobody does. They only need the gadgets in the bedroom, where they can be used as freely as one would like (a dil.do is travel size anyway). Or are men planning to take their sex dolls out on dates? Or have public sex? Remember you're treading a thin line between sanity and mental instability here. If you get too attached to the thing, you'll start hearing voices
jst checked ur profile nd realized u are literature based.......kudos
InvestmentRe: Who Is Selling His Bitcoin by press005(op): 6:42pm On Jan 15, 2018
3RNEST:
Op should be careful buying on nairaland.
ok bro
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang Smokes To Celebrate Her 20th Birthday; Goes Braless by press005: 10:36pm On Jan 14, 2018
Oyindidi:
that's the answer
ok.
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang Smokes To Celebrate Her 20th Birthday; Goes Braless by press005: 10:10pm On Jan 14, 2018
Oyindidi:
Yes
so answer me
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang Smokes To Celebrate Her 20th Birthday; Goes Braless by press005: 10:04pm On Jan 14, 2018
Oyindidi:
Face front!
lol, no vex ma, na question i ask grin
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang Smokes To Celebrate Her 20th Birthday; Goes Braless by press005: 9:58pm On Jan 14, 2018
Oyindidi:
This one brea$t don flat pass my own. shocked watin she dey flaunt there?
Onyindidi, are u married?

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