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pardon me y'all

bend the rules is a south african tv reality program showing on channel e.
where by a contestant can get a bonus point if he wittingly or unwittinly does
something that violates the[b] rules.[/b]

@ malth


Malth signed his death warrant the moment he took up the gauntlet/
50kg a single bar I cook up is countless/a smash took him to laundrys/
I got my clout right/ . . . swear to beat this tot in outright/
Seven bottles of 'Guiness' . . he still can't put up a[i] 'stout'[/i] fight/

I 'drive-by' . .'storm' your life out so 'sudden' like 'carlifonia'/
Had your lungs ache with bullet burden like a-pneumonia/
You got game?but I saw them as timid/mine's raw when I spit it/
Like he's got runny stomach,what he spit's more than a liquid/

I'm from 'S.A',turn ur punchlines to crunched lines like 'bend the rules'/
Your land may be green,heart white as snow,but u'll blend the blue/
Once my punches are sent to you/left a permanent damage/
Had u out of 'whack' cos your hand can't lift to write garbage /

I bring 'Italian' maf music . .eat u fasta/ . like I feast on 'pasta'/
Blood stains is the plasta/ . . on the floor. .as I hit and past ya/
Malth's on a transition to have my style to extend his shelf/
Rap your old self up. . smoke it. . you still won't [b]'excel'[/b]yourself/

Like the holy ghost fall on you. . I change your rap songs' di-alect/
When I have my boys hold 'im jaw as i direct/. my saw and bisect/
. . his tongue. . . had him turn hardcore rap to T.paining/
When the last lap is remaining/ Jigga came thru and clapped him plainly/

Missed u? .  .  .  .{hell no!}
 
                     After a month of touring thru NL,I owned my first I.D/
                     Won my first battle,kicking asses,now I'm a v.I.P/
                     Topped Ibimes' friends list,topped saurons' enemies list/
                     Still topping all chats,I don't care if u envying this/

                     U talk about guns thru internet to express ur anguish?
                     Bullets can't reach me like empty clips of johny english/
                     Most battles don't improve me,they reveal my character/
                     So,y'all know fakers down fall is what I'm always after/
     
                     These folks brim with pride/If I say I love u,I lied/
                     If I missed u,that means I cried a lot when abacha died/
                     Dead man u can't shine,it's not ur time kid rapper/
                     How the Bleep u gon' top when u a line kid-napper?
                     
                     Said his lyric's heavy-metal,I assayed,found impurities/
                     Telescope scrutinies/caused the disunities/btw fake and true cees/
                     Striped of imunities/and no eulogies/at his funeral/
                     Put some Marian jones on it,strip him of his few medals/

     Ha Ha.  .  .   .  .  .  .  .

ofokasibe:
/ 'brash' is the new whimp/ wack customer/ brash pays expensive currencies for his worthless rhymes
worthless dime/ crackles got his clock on wrist yet he couldnt tell the time

this dude is so wack dawg.I've read much of his post, and none makes sense.
no rhymes,boring syllables etc. I ain't gonna do a verse for his fake ass.
he's not worth my sweat. I just gave him that lil' shot for him to
think twice and do this thread much good by posting something reasonable.

ofokasibe:
prince 82 is gettin rappers attention but he aint showing gratitude
he cant face me /cuzz malthius wants to Bleep him like a worthless prostitute

watch out what's gonna happen to his old ass tomorrow.


@malthius
no problem though,but I thaught we woulda make this 40 bars to make it more interesting and be able to cover more topics. but since that's all u could make out.let's do it then.

Malthuss:
@ prince 82

been a while since i battled. set up the thread n i will oblige

peace

i ain't good in setting it up.may be somebody else can set it up with the rules.
I will like it to be on tuesday or wed.the same time as ibime and sauron.
I'm a be here tomorrow.holla lt me know what u think.

internet rapping

I hope u see it,it's so interesting as it seems/
Many is here to watch,many rap by all means/
Sounding wack,polluting the place like they ate beans/
Many glance in and bite,i knew that ever since/

Seen only few verses that I call real rap/
Sending long lines to me man!I never feel that/
U trying to sound complex just to be an ill cat/
I launch in an easy flow,made my spot where the bill at/

I seen dudes whose one line can equal three bars/
Riding with'em lines on internet like it's a free car/
Swear I can't bite,some do it for they lines to be flashy/
Five boring syllables in a line = BRASHY/

You gotto pay me before I turn my mic on to ur hearing/
Where the money at,on my compass is the bearing/
I might be good,but can't make me look down at newbies/
Sauron did it,now he's getting luv from clowns and groupies/


ha ha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .to be continued . . . . . . . .

any elite ready for a spar? apart from ibime

ofokasibe:
somehow i feel cougar =sauron
i heard sauron was banned for biting, how come cougar comes str8 for ibime str8, omo gode.

I was thinking about the same also. how come this fool act like he don't understand english. puting sentiment into sth which is clear.

dingbats,think fast,riff raff.so nursery, Like ibime said. e be like say this dude is from akwa ibom.

mykali:
Manick . . .

if someone told me you could string 36lines together i would murder the person. you were never able to spit 10bars let alone 18 against me. this shows you are improving.

okay, even Cobhams will agree with Ibime, Malc and i that Prince's verses were better.
i dont think i had a chance against him either.
he drilled holes, a lot of them, in your verse.
i liked some of your lines man. i've always known you to be explicit. so i aint surprised.
but my vote goes to Prince.
maybe you'd do better on ya 2nd verse.

I think y'all should do the voting on the availlable verse. we don't need going extra lenght trying to prove shit.hence spiting watery rhymes. may be if u think u got shit locked,then we can lock heads.

mailmalc:
@ Prince 82, hehehehehe . . . are u sure Ibime did not ghost write dat verse 4 u

na wah for u o! what do u take me for. the truth is that I learnt rapidly from ibime.It took me 2weeks of reading most of his lines to be able to start reconstructing my lines and putting up witty lines.
You know is a king of metarphors and wordplays. right now I got bars stacked,wordplays and metarphors.
I been in game but not doing it this way.I guese I'm a quick learner though

mailmalc:
Ah! Who's Prince 82 Damn! he won this battle wiv a long margin. His lines almost got me finkin Ibime did ghost write it lol

@Ibime, u've rily done well on this thread . . . would be anticipatin a short battle wiv u probably after u must hav battled Malthuss, Hybrid X, Menike, Wordsmith nd Alexpissu These ar the best netcees hurr . includin u though nd myself. Y'all got ma respeckt! Prince 82 inclusive

you can say ibime ghost write it dawg.lol. the fact is that, i been silently following his posts and battles.
so i'm learning from him.I gbadu him pass. In my next battle,it's gonna be more interesting than this. and I'm hoping to make it an elite. until then,thanx for the recognition and GIVE IT UP TO IBIME.

This were his usual comment on interview

We dropped 'I'm So Wavy' yesterday," Game said in his latest vlog. "That wasn't no real diss or nothing, that was just like pop shots, messing around in the studio. Dropped a little something for the streets, When I took that little shot at Beyonce, I basically was just freestyling and she just got hit. I ain't even gonna break none of this stuff down or none of that, I was just coming straight off the dome. That Beyonce line just came right out. I didn't necessarily mean to go at Beyonce, I got beef strictly with your boy Jigga Man, Everyone loves Beyonce, I hop on the stage to diss Jay-Z, Hov, Jigga Man so if you know about the art of hip-hop and you know what freestyling is, then you know sh*t just comes outta your mouth, It sounded like I called Beyonce a h*e. I did call her a h*e but I did not mean to call Beyonce a h*e. I don't know where she's been or who she's been with." (The Game Vlog)

He has also kept fans updated with his issues against Jay via Twitter.

"I ALWAYS FELT I WAS GOOD ENUFF 2 GO BAR 4 BAR @ JAY IN A "LYRICAL BEEF" JUST DIDN'T THINK HE'D OPEN THE FLOOD GATES," he wrote Saturday (July 11). "W8'n 4 HIS RESPONSE, SEE, Y'ALL GOT IT CONFUSED. THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE G-UNIT BEEF. THAT ONE WAS WON IN THE STREETS AS WELL AS THE MIXTAPES ! "300 BARS" LIVES, THIS BEEF IS A HIP HOP "CHESS MOVE". STRICTLY A LYRICAL WAR ! DON'T MAKE IT MORE THAN WHAT IT IS, THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE WILL SOON SEE !! AS 4 THE BEYONCE DIS, I WAS FREESTYLIN' & SHE GOT HIT. 4 THOSE DEFENDIN JAY ASKIN Y ? AINT JAY DA N*GGA WHO SAID HE CAME ON NAS's BABY SEAT HE CAME OUT HIS MOUTH 2 SAY "GAME" & JUST LIKE ANY N*GGA WIT ENUFF SKILLS 2 LOCK IN, I "LOCKED IN" ! IM SO WAAAAVY AINT SH*T BUT A STATEMENT IF & WHEN HE RESPONDS, I "WILL" BE LOCKED & LOADED !!!" (The Game's Twitter)

His "I'm So Wavy" song attacked both Jay and Kanye West associate Amber Rose last weekend.


This is the diss

"N*ggas pop tags, I pop the 4-5," Game raps. "N*ggas got swag, I got the tech nine, Yeah, you got cheese and I kill rats/Translation, I still trap/Now do something with that, or respond to this/And with those big a** lips, you got my name in your mouth I hope it taste like uhhh, no homo, one more time/uhhh, that's your promo/And I been hard to the core since I went solo/Only man on my horse like my all black polo, Got the camel in a choke hold/Tryin' to son me, I'm not from N-Y-C/You can't even have a child by your Destiny/And I ain't mean to take a shot at B, I blacked out like you did Free, Too hardcore to be a Jay-Z/Rock more red than Weezy, Baby, And this ain't a diss, I was just out in L.A. with Dra[ke], b*tch, That's Ye's brother so I'ma give him some advice, get rid of Amber Rose/I know how she get down, I was at Diddy's after party/Sippin' on the Cris, she was whispering to Chris, Brown/Then Chris turned his head like 'No'/Then 'Gold Digger' came on, I pointed out like 'H*e'/And this ain't about her, this about Hov/I'm about to drop down the Roc and take it to the stove." ("I'm So Wavy"

The Black Wall Street leader also dropped his "Death of Jay-Z" freestyle last week in Spain.

"I know y'all been hearing about the controversy between with me and Jay-Z, right," Game asked a crowd in Spain. "So I'ma start it off like this, f*ck Jay-Z! That's how Pac felt. That's how Nas felt at one time and that's how I feel, This ain't about B/This ain't about Destiny, You got a bad b*tch, word, ain't no p*ssy like hers/Just ask the Mavericks, Cowboys and the Spurs/I mean, my b*tch don't sling p*ssy like that/My b*tch sling p*ssy on a n*gga from the back, back, back/Black Wall Street, that's the game I bang/And I'm in Mahdrid, Spain, It go one, two, I'm back for more/Guess who's coming through the motherf*cking door/Spittin' more sh*t than a Crip/N*ggas know Game back on his sh*t." (TayDoe TV)

y'all should go check my battle with manickal, and put in ur opinion.
Except sauron,unless he wants the heat to scorch his feminish ass.

@ manickal


truth is I'm shining, from the top, my light expose u fakers/
Detail it after first line,like second page of sun news paper/
My bullet sprays rain off ur punchlines/
So why save'em for rainy days?shoulda known it's my lunch time/
My rhyme's sassy, whether in disses or in fashion/
I construct lines that moved u,he's like;this is contraption/
Had u whores 'catching' bullets from gats like 'fielders'/
easily how it [i]killed her[/i]/ just don't tempt this rap[i] builder[/i]/
I spit CO that jutted ur eyes and u staggered at a time/
had u dieing, friends taught ur looking daggers at my line/

How come manickal showed up when bars I needed was mykalis'/
My mistake left a gruesome picture here,[i]regardless[/i]/
I'm "Lil"' guy built with force of 'Rooney', call me 'wayne'/
Can't see me even if u girrafs with ur neck[i] craned[/i]/
'Eye lid' dope squad that add murder to my rhymes' 'make-up'/
watch ur spine brake-up/ once u swine wake-up/
Even at night,I know where ur face at,won't lotto-win this/
'Flash-gun',give u a head 'shot' to avoid any 'photo'-finish/
Can't find 'wande' at the 'coal'-face where I bring 'more heats'/
With the fire I spit on raw beats/ I'm a bleeping war kid/

I 'calculate' to win fair and 'square' with my almighty[i] 'formula'[/i]/
Cos youse my qoutient,lookin angular/ i grip ur jugular/
My proof is ocular/ choke ur throat with a spatula/
Hive of body stitches can't cure the ripped-off scapula/
Hip hop is ur worst hobby,sorry it was said bluntly/
snipers aim with gun,labels got money,they all[i] head hunt me[/i]/
My world's deep like the sea/ ur disses are like oil slick/
I'm sick to 100 degree C/ so my rhymes always boil quick/
Don't be deceived,if it's watery,then it's scarding/
Spit it 16 times on this daft, he died, I discard him/




To lame heads like sauron
FLASH-GUN is a kind of camera used at night

I think the above lines can possibly demote sauron to[i] koboland[/i]

@ IBIME

hey man! I mostly need ur analysis dawg. where u pick them mistakes, let me know,
I mean both on the arrangements etc.

@ y'all
u can start saying ur opinion and analysis. and the winner._{honestly i wanted to invite mykali, but the two names confuses me.no prob though.}

~Sauron~:
Every idiot wants to be on the hit list of Hannibal da Cannibal.
U only became a prince cos your father's the king of the animals
Sauron showboats and cut throats. . . .He's a lyrical dagger
I'm calm but will track y'all retards one by one like a serial rapper
Right hooks got these clones shook, get punched in the mouth fast.
You tough? Sorry but i'm not scared of y'all plonkers, buncha outcasts
Your eyes need to dilate to see my bright n complex metaphors
Came with a crossover of death and ya life bounced off the bleeping floor
I'm laughin' at the animal prince, the kid's abortion is quick.
Like beans-aided constipation, this PIG forces his shit.
Trying to take on a lyrical beast would leave your mom with an ovarian cyst
I am reckless. . .Snatch your spinal chord like it's a gold necklace.
Make your death painless, toss your body off earth's axis. . . .you weightless.
I am peerless, cops try and slap ya murder rap on me but it's baseless.
The next time you poke dud shots at me, expect the death of your parents.

I'm laying ur weakness on with a trowel/
had u trowing in the towel/I rock and i'm deep like the sea bowel/
had this fool drowned and never let him sea-air/
My flow inspires high-tide,ask ronaldo,i inspired C-flairs/
Ur rhymes weak,u the indo-meal i easily whip up/
I'm the reason u wrote unrappable long lines,had ur ink ripped off/
had u chop off ur pen-cap/
I'm a baller,deflected passes had my cannon ball hit u lame cats/
u verbally brawl, i do this shit four by four/
a quicker fox/ i kick and box/ this is more like war/
u poor like whores/ d!ck riding and geting penny/
my disaster storm-toss ur weak rhyming and swelling belly/
ain't ur mom the bitch I be caining day,night/
I be asking and she answering,is it paining?yeah,tight/
If biting lines was a race/,u run pass marian jones/
i had a nine on ur face /and one flashed at ur homes'/
my rhymes basic,urs baseless,/don't let my feelings be expressed/
cos only reason u aint got a slap is cos ur faceless/
I'm the only fireman/,mark time in nairaland/
shoot down birds that think they flying to a higher stand/
energy is manic,/launch a dart at biters,they panics
and when we gone,bitch! only my name will remain a relic/

I hope u are aware of what u puting ur self into. better be careful

untill then, I got somebody to wipe. I'm gone fool!

@ sauron

100% of ur NL voters are some faceless whores/
u only masturbate,u scared, u won't face this war/
u heavy-breather/ begging for phone kisses like the boy solja/
Steady lethal/ rhymes hit this toy loafer/ his joy's over/
delusions of grandeur had this wet dullard in reverie/
my red 'eye' left him with marching order like referees/
pussy dressed in camou'/ i saw a chink in his armour/
i vex and harbour/malice that'll have him shrinked in his parlour/
went from sublime to ridiculous,bitch lost calories/
your presence is needed in NL only on halloweens/
Last time I saw u alive, lala was doing ur biopsy/
clear rsults of autopsy/ made fools easily write ur biography/

Bleep U!

J UNIT:
@ above

yo mamma so dump, she needs to put[b] lipstick [/b] on her head to make up her mind

The above was used by j unit,FOOL. and j unit got that from mtv. u think u can deceive every body in here. I do respect and learn from ibime.{unless i find him cheating.but untill then,i'm learning from him.}u get love from whores that throng this site. u only brag and look down at people.infact for that stupid talk,take this


100% of ur NL voters are some faceless whores/
u only masturbate,u scared, u won't face this war/
u heavy-breather/ begging for phone kisses like the boy solja/
Steady lethal/ rhymes hit this toy loafer/ his joy's over/
delusions of grandeur had this wet dullard in reverie/
my red 'eye' left him with marching order like referees/
pussy dressed in camou'/ i saw a chink in his armour/
i vex and harbour/malice that'll have him shrinked in his parlour/
went from sublime to ridiculous,bitch lost calories/
your presence is needed in NL only on halloweens/
Last time I saw u alive, lala was doing ur biopsy/
clear rsults of autopsy/ made fools easily write ur biography/

Hey! coming at me, u are a lamb to slaughter, I'm post this in freestyle lounge incase lala deletes it, It's on bitch!

@manickal
i'm a holla back today{evening} or morrow.let me put things together

~Sauron~:
I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.

No hating but I didn't feel that like cos it was stolen from "yo mama"

yo mama put a lip_stick on her head to make_up her mind. I think u just changed it in a way that u did it urself. Bleep IT.

@ manikal
Maybe we can thrill them too wiv sum ill shit dawg. can we do it

to be honest, IBIME CLEARLY WON. o boy! u are too versatile. more like u been around the globe. I did picked all ur world plays and metarphors. the are off the hook bro keep it that way. ur lines are more rappable also.there is no sentiments here.that;s the truth

FLAMMABLE AND MATCH can easily be picked by any body.plus the religious and missionary.etc. dude u are untouchable.

eyonigger:
Newbie like David, still murdered the old Goliath/
Ur a dog with rabies, murdering u is tha fucking goal- that- I- had/

that: ill dawg, with good rhymes on it. keep bringing it real no mine all these people wey think say they better pass anybody.

hey the "privates head" in there is suposed to be D!ck head


Bring it if u tuff

mailmalc:
@spektakula
boi, u's lame/ only thing spektakula abt u is the name/
take a pose dude nd watch me shoot lyrical greenades/
for every single bar i drop, the score is raised/
leave u scourged nd plagued/ get u high like soar-in space/
u'r allergic to wacks? bt ur lines don't ascertain dat fact/
nw get da hell out this ship. . d captain is back/
check the stats . . i smoke bars like cigars . . Gee/
even wit 'Full' blown aids u still won't be half as sick as me/

_{I'v rily lost form, don't fink i can do battles again Hav fun y'all. i'm outtt}

@ mailmac

I'm a rap whiz_kid, fools saw me freeze quick
S.A need me in shiz-niz, treat u with this titbits
Youse a crippled parrot that talks the talk
but never walk the walk
I'm built to win wars,fools like u taught i was stuck in luck
This is Guerillas unit,I'm 50, and u the Olivia
Can't drop a sweat in here,i swear,cos u such a trivial
Plus I'm a rapper with knobs on, no drugs on
Only me against u? , U're mobbed on
And when i'm screaming hands up,it's not for u armputed people
Then i said stand up, it's not for the harmless cripples
Said they not paralysed,, but they lying on sick bed
I got u analysed, u are rhymin as dick head
I have fools buyin wheel chairs,bullet stuck in ur head
But if u think u can stand this dude,then create the thread

j_unit is the best in here

realest person i done seen in here is eyo nigger. some of these bitters claim they are too gud but not. Bleep people that bites to gain glory