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Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 3:43pm On Jul 15, 2009
prince 82:


No hating but I didn't feel that like cos it was stolen from "yo mama"

  yo mama put a lip_stick on her head to make_up her mind
. I think u just changed it in a way that u did it urself.  Bleep IT.

U are an idiot. . . . . .What has "Yo Momma" gotta do with ma rap lyrics?
Show us where someone used the same line and stop chatting heresy.
In another 10 mins, you will come here to tell us your mother has already used Sauron's 4th verse to battle before in Idumota.

ofokasibe:

sauron you are a fcukin bastaaard , u said u wanted peace , is throwing subliminals and calling me a retard part of ur peace deal. you are done for , u biting asshole . u  and ur father will neva know peace. na me talk so
i am coming back for u, make i chop first.  grin grin

U are a stark illiterate. . . . .It was Ibime that dissed you by saying EVEN OFOKA understands which means even the most useless sonofawhore with no brains understood his punchline.



@prince
i told u i have seen that'' lip gloss-make up line'' somewhere b4 , goggle it now u will be amazed what u will see , our foolish sauron also went ahead to bite verses to battle ibime, sauron is a shameless bastard,
.ibime thanks for beating him blue and black,, even when he bit verses to battle u he was still wack.! grin

Ibime himself would slap you for calling him the winner.
I have found holes in the 40 lines that took him 2 weeks to write.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2009
Abeg make una no start any fight for here. . . . .
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by mykali(m): 4:24pm On Jul 15, 2009
~Sauron~:

U are a stark illiterate. . . . .It was Ibime that dissed you[b] by saying EVEN OFOKA understands which means even the most useless sonofawhore with no brains understood his punchline.[/b]


Ibime himself would slap you for calling him the winner.
I have found holes in the 40 lines that took him 2 weeks to write.

very funny grin grin grin
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by manickal(m): 4:33pm On Jul 15, 2009
I think Sauron did good on this one.
his multis on that 3rd verse were superb
the overall delivery was nice.
and it took him a few days to pen 40lines.
ibime's verses are always subliminal.
i always want to read it.
but sauron wins this.

@prince02

ok, been itching for a battle.
i'll set up the thread.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by HohDee(m): 5:09pm On Jul 15, 2009
ofokasibe:

sauron you are a fcukin bastaaard , u said u wanted peace , is throwing subliminals and calling me a retard part of ur peace deal. you are done for , u biting asshole . u and ur father will neva know peace. na me talk so
i am coming back for u, make i chop first. grin grin

@prince
i told u i have seen that'' lip gloss-make up line'' somewhere b4 , goggle it now u will be amazed what u will see , our foolish sauron also went ahead to bite verses to battle ibime, sauron is a shameless bastard,
.ibime thanks for beating him blue and black,, even when he bit verses to battle u he was still wack.! grin

r u serious postin dis to all thread?
can u pls beg God to giv yo anoda life u such a waste grin grin grin grin


here come da mad goat,
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by ofokasibe: 6:55pm On Jul 15, 2009
@hoh die
lauagh my ass off at ur stupidity
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by eyonigger(m): 10:20pm On Jul 15, 2009
yall, when does voting close? A winner should be declared once and for all.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by TOPE20001(f): 11:31pm On Jul 15, 2009
eyonigger:

Ibime wins this, I guess my previous declaration was deleted due to unopened voting.

I also guess some1 is being sentimental based on his/her judgment here, and this is clearly YOU tope. Regardless of the fact that every1 is opined to his/her opinion.

I am entitled to my own opinion . . . . .so why does it bother you? undecided
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 9:26am On Jul 16, 2009
eyonigger:

yall, when does voting close? A winner should be declared once and for all.

Waiting for eldee, kaydee and A-40, then its a wrap.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Jeophri(m): 9:57am On Jul 16, 2009
I guess my vote goes to Ibime.
Sauron you'r good, but too much of anything is bad. I hope you get it.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by prince82(m): 12:18pm On Jul 16, 2009
J UNIT:

@ above

yo mamma so dump, she needs to put[b] lipstick [/b] on her head to make up her mind

The above was used by j unit,FOOL. and j unit got that from mtv. u think u can deceive every body in here. I do respect and learn from ibime.{unless i find him cheating.but untill then,i'm learning from him.}u get love from whores that throng this site. u only brag and look down at people.infact for that stupid talk,take this


100% of ur NL voters are some faceless whores/
u only masturbate,u scared, u won't face this war/
u heavy-breather/ begging for phone kisses like the boy solja/
Steady lethal/ rhymes hit this toy loafer/ his joy's over/
delusions of grandeur had this wet dullard in reverie/
my red 'eye' left him with marching order like referees/
pussy dressed in camou'/ i saw a chink in his armour/
i vex and harbour/malice that'll have him shrinked in his parlour/
went from sublime to ridiculous,bitch lost calories/
your presence is needed in NL only on halloweens/
Last time I saw u alive, lala was doing ur biopsy/
clear rsults of autopsy/ made fools easily write ur biography/

Hey! coming at me, u are a lamb to slaughter, I'm post this in freestyle lounge incase lala deletes it, It's on bitch!
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Sauron1: 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2009
prince 82:

Hey! coming at me, u are a lamb to slaughter, I'm post this in freestyle lounge incase lala deletes it, It's on bitch!

Ya reply is in the freestyle lounge.
Your mother will be proud.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Jeophri(m): 2:41pm On Jul 16, 2009
@ Sauron, you'r good, but not so good. A pride goeth before a fall.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by ofokasibe: 2:51pm On Jul 16, 2009
J-unit:

@ above
yo mamma so dump, she needs to put lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Prince 82:

The line sauron stole was used by j unit, FOOL. and j unit got that from mtv. u think u can deceive every body in here.

oh so u mean sauron now bites from the ''YO MOMMA'' thread, and he bit j-unit of all people,
j-unit must be proud now!
my goodness what kinda american werewolf in london kinda biter is sauron turning into everyday? grin
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by follypimpi(m): 8:25pm On Jul 16, 2009
Why are u all having a Go @ Sauron Let him be now Haba angry !!!!
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by dawhizkid1(m): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2009
Me a Sauron-Ibime fan. Me verdict is Ibime came harder in General but Sauron's Phoney-Maloney-Lonely Punches came hardest. I'll hv to give this to Sauron.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by dawhizkid1(m): 12:28pm On Jul 17, 2009
Me a Sauron-Ibime fan. Me verdict is Ibime came harder in General but Sauron's Phoney-Maloney-Lonely Punches came hardest. I'll hv to give this to Sauron.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by mailmalc(m): 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2009
uhmmm, do i rily need to analyse the battles . . i clearly understood both verses. Ibime wins! his punches wer harder than dat of Sauron.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Jeophri(m): 4:14pm On Jul 17, 2009
C'mon, one more round to clear all doubts.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 4:36pm On Jul 17, 2009
Jeophri:

C'mon, one more round to clear all doubts.


Theres no doubts here. . . . apart from a couple of stragglers who lack comprehension, most votes go to me  grin. . . . . not to talk of the posts commending my verse from A-40 and Eldee which were cleaned up by lalaboi  cool. . . .  .I know the value of a verse and without prejudice, his verse isnt even close to mine  cool. . . . as others have said, Ibime wins this hands down  cheesy. . . . . Ive already beaten the kido twice this year. . . . how much pain can one man take?  grin grin
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by kaydee(m): 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2009
Opener- Ibime

Sauron
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Ibime's on his last breath, cos he's the gay to die next.
I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.
Leave his blood stains on the wall after i break up his spine.

Ibime
]rap terrific/ You act prolific/ but lack specifics/
I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/
I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/
. . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/



Flow- Sauron

Simile/Metaphors- Ibime
Sauron
Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test.

U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it

With lyrics  so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull


Ibime
I got dead presidents. . . but ya bills. . . wont pass the senate!/

I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/
Im rich bitch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!

I’m no loafer/ I react quick like oxygen/
And box him in/ with a grenade. . . .after I unlock the pin!/
He’s a forlorn flop/ and Im a sure shot/

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
I’m venom-aided. . .  and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/




double-entendre/Wordplay- Sauron

Sauron

I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.

Voters already know you get 'pissed on', like a strip for pregnancy test.

Ibime's lines are tired, he is the 10th casualty(Casual Tee) i've worn out



Ibime
Religious? barely!. . . . but I position her missionary!/

you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/




Creativity - Ibime

Imagery - Tie You both ill at this and the pictures are vivid

Multies - Ibime

Sauron
I put a 'lip-gloss' on his head so i can 'make up' his mind.
Leave his blood stains on the wall after i break up his spine.

Ibime
I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/
I smash this midget/ he wont last a minute/

Punches- Ibime

Sauron
U make the MIC look like tampax, A p'ussy with its lips on it

U are a weak link, 'soap some bars' on your crap, keep your shit clean.

With lyrics  so heavy-metal, i can take out words n crack your skull

I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more

Ibime

I factor physics  . . . and ya plastic lyrics . . . are past their elastic limit!/

. . .cos the revelations clear. . . his chapters finished!/

I spit fire from my diaphragm/ and burn ya entire clan/
Im rich bitch!. . . you clean windows. . . like a virus scan!/

I should invoice this verse. . . and post it with the fees attached/

He couldn’t spit on bars if he was incriminated/

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/

Closer- Tie

Sauron
Ibime's half to stall, i'm quick like a thief to grab ya spinal chord
I ma disconnect ya voice box till you lack the gall to rhyme no more.

Ibime

The heat I generated. . . left him incinerated/
I’m venom-aided. . .  and venerated. . . . and he’s eliminated!/




Vote - Ibime
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by manickal(m): 7:54pm On Jul 17, 2009
@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 7:58pm On Jul 17, 2009
manickal:

@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.

Chairman, everyone is entitled to his opinion, but dont abuse the priviledge!

Even Sauron would slap you for making such a statement. . . grin
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by mykali(m): 8:19pm On Jul 17, 2009
Lmfao. grin

i was right about the results afterall.
i don't even think sauron had up to the 90% i gave him tongue
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by kaydee(m): 9:30pm On Jul 17, 2009
manickal:

@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.

Bring 'em out!!!!
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Cougar: 9:35pm On Jul 17, 2009
manickal:

@kaydee

sauron had better multis than ibime.
that part is very clear.

it's no brainer.

sauron won on multis and creativity.

multis

make up his mind, break up his spine.

sound of a pest, pound of the cess.

thick-skinned, piss drink, weak link, shit clean

scheme of things, in your spleen.

pink pants, dingbats, think fast, king's back, bin bags bit rap, evac, kissed ass, pitch-black, retard, riff-raff(all in one verse)

sauron clearly wins on multis.

creativity should also go to sauron.

if you have more wordplay than your opponent, creativity should clearly go to you.

but this is nairaland, the better netcee rarely wins.
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 10:05pm On Jul 17, 2009
Cougar:

it's no brainer.

sauron won on multis and creativity.

multis

make up his mind, break up his spine.

sound of a pest, pound of the cess.

thick-skinned, piss drink, weak link, shit clean

scheme of things, in your spleen.

pink pants, dingbats, think fast, king's back, bin bags bit rap, evac, kissed ass, pitch-black, retard, riff-raff(all in one verse)

sauron clearly wins on multis.

You know nothing about rap. . . . count these and count my multi's. . . . we havent even started talking about quality of multies here. . . since when do "retard" and "riff-raff" rhyme. . . . is Sauron from Akwa-Ibom? grin grin grin


infact, all of these shuld be discounted:

pink pants, dingbats, think fast, king's back, bin bags bit rap, evac, kissed ass, pitch-black, retard, riff-raff

^^^Even my 6 year old sister can spit these basic multis:

but even with that, I am counting 21 multi's there. . . .




Now check out mine. . .


rap terrific/ act prolific/ lack specifics/
factor physics/ plastic lyrics/elastic limit!/
smash this midget/ last a minute/
chapters finished!/
lack the spinach!/
pass the senate!/

visionary/ sip her cherry/
Religious? barely/ missionary!/


diaphragm/ entire clan/
virus scan!/
liar man/
slight of hand!/


no remorse/ revolving doors!/ 

I AM ALREADY ON 22. . . . . should I continue?


banned as a user/ scamming consumers/
glanced at Medusa!/
smash ya computer/ dismantle ya router/
rebranding this loser!/

rollover!/ no loafer/

oxygen/ box him in/
unlock the pin!/

forlorn flop/ sure shot/
short stocks!/

back to his senses/
fracture defences/overlapping offences/
dad could prevent this/ past the pretences/
I have to contend with!/

tap to the jaw/ ass on the floor/
back in my balls!/
flammable flaw/

meet his match/
fees attached/
degrees of rap/


Thats 49 multi's so far

And mind you, I am sustaining multi-schemes over long periods unlike Sauron who drops them over 2 lines. . .


I wont even count the rest. . . . . go and sleep!
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Cougar: 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2009
i only hand-picked the obvious ones.

there are more in his verse.

twice as raw, strike ya jaw, gat and maul, fight and brawl, prag's a phoney, matrimony, more baloney, expecting ur death, pregnancy test

retard and riff-raff are multis. /eee-aaa/ seems you don't even know the meaning of multis.

how does flam[/b]mable flaw and [b]back in my balls qualify as a multi(u cannot even make your first syllable rhyme together). cheesy

flame = /ei/ back = /a/ the first rule of a multi: make the first and the last syllable rhyme
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2009
Cougar:

i only hand-picked the obvious ones.

there are more in his verse.

twice as raw, strike ya jaw, gat and maul, fight and brawl, prag's a phoney, matrimony, more baloney, expecting ur death, pregnancy test

retard and riff-raff are multis. /eee-aaa/ seems you don't even know the meaning of multis.

how does flammable flaw and back in my balls a multi(u cannot even make your first syllable rhyme together). cheesy



How does matrimony and baloney become a multi-scheme. . . . I am setting you a challenge. . . . list all his multi's and count them. . . . minus his last 4 verses cos he spat 44 lines. . . and even considering the fact I gave up my last 8 lines to spit an uncharacteristic rhymescheme, I will send you £100 if he has more multis than I. . . . count them.


Cougar:

flame = /ei/ back = /a/ the first rule of a multi: make the first and the last syllable rhyme

Its obvious you never went to school!  grin

The 'e' in flame is what makes flame = /ei/

When spat as flammable, the sound is /a/
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Cougar: 10:20pm On Jul 17, 2009
@ ibime.

'matrimony' and 'more baloney'

i don't have a problem with the other things graded but sauron's multis were more on point.

flame and back don't rhyme.

what is 'fracture defences' and 'overlapping offences'? is that also a multi?
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2009
Cougar:

i don't have a problem with the other things graded but sauron's multis were more on point.

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. . . . . but dont abuse the priviledge!  cool

I have set you a challenge. . . . for quantity and quality, Multis is a walkover in favour of Ibime. . . just because you cannot read 6 syllable multi's and prefer 2 syllable nonsense like dingbats/think fast/ riff raffs/ etc . . . . I cannot be blamed for your lack of comprehension!  grin. . . . . .like I said, you have a challenge on your hands. . . . until you can disprove the above, I will stick to the opinion of a respected analyst like Kaydee who knows what he is talking about. . . .
Re: Sauron Vs Ibime by Ibime(m): 10:32pm On Jul 17, 2009
Cougar:

what is 'fracture defences' and 'overlapping offences'? is that also a multi?

Why not?

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