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@ h.j
I rather ignore u lttle brat. u are no where to earn my recognition let alone war of words or spar.but for now I'm a keep it shut for u. just go get ur t shirt and keep clowning with whom ur mate is . I think u know him. don't make me trace u in this lagos if u post anything with my name in them again. ask me how I will do it.
I have never posted anything here with ur stupid name cos they are not worth recognising.

by the way. the verse u used to win the t shirt ain't it from this one?

H.J:
@ all netcess

u cats got me up on ma feet to write sumfin. well here it goes

I'm far from wut u r askin for/blasting off, like astronaut
hiphop's ambassabor/ so just bounce like a basketball
serve u like tomato sauce/ half this rappers ass r soft
U thinkin u r real, u just fake like mariah's cups

wut d f**k u laughin for/ u bastard can surpass this form
fu.ckin wit d hardest artist, the type u've never had before
smashin ur asses wit fastest actions of blasting
'superstar' wit these bars without lookin thru 'lupe's' glasses

u r so weak like feeble ladies/ n u suck like little babies
I'm d greatest/ while u r toppin d chart on my shitfull's playlist

Men I'm a God with this/ d way 'dropping' hits like it's some 'clumpsiness'
I'm rockin in every project block n the metropolis.

This is the only verse u are able to write since u've been in this Nairaland. poor lyrical dude. u can't make up something new. u kept posting this verse in every new page of the free style lounge. untill u posted it in about four pages. from page 40,41 etc. I wondered why u can't creat something new for a new page. u the type that comes in here to steal lines.
You don't want none of me. cos I'm a hunt u down physically. i repeat,ask me how I'm gonna do it.

I'm not ur mate. be warned!!!

bird man is the weakest lyricist in life. I laugh when I listen to all those bling bling rhymes,"always on my grind" "that's how we do nigga" all these are what he spew in all his song.

Li'wayne is synonimous to garbage. I don't even like his voice to start with.I rather buy birdman album than lil' wayne.{ I already got 5 star stunner from bird man}

what u said which I loved most is"there is more to hiphop than punchlines"absolutely true.but dudes in here don't get it.
then,I want u to start the next with the price well listed out. let me see if I can cudgel a brain for this shit. and if the last winner claims his price, he should say it up in here. so we will trust.you know say na naija we dey. so many things are possible.

@xqwysyte
yo momma there!!

nice one xqwysyte. but no diss me o! lets meet at yo momma

@ p.tech
hey man, just thinking that may be we can hook up. whatchu think?

if I'm m.i , i will just ignore these dudes. cos thy will murder and shater his carreer

@ p.tech
what it do dawg? by the way, where u at right now? outta naija I suppose? feeling the shits u dropping. u don't act like some new dude.

hey, I love the line" punchlines got u seeing angels like evangelist" it's witty and humourous. keep it up though!
one!

@ illific.
if u want to be running this successfully, then u have to make known the price. and we will be sure that it is collectable.
also, u said something like to educate us, but u ain't educating us. u are just setting a competition between us

well, bext time, I think the best way is to make known the price. if it's not worth it. then I won't post. I didn't post in last one cos I was doubting how real it was. you know say na blind forum this thing be.


Ofoka, sheh na true I talk?

@xqwysyte

Yo momma drinks garri with bread

oh u dissed me twice?

holy ghost fell on yo momma,she gave birth and named you xqwyste

yo momma is ugly like opra and yo poppa is ugly like obasanjo,. are u sure u are their real daughter?

@prince 82
yo momma is so ugly, , what I'm I saying?
infact, Yo momma head. i will meet u later.let me pack up disses for yo momma.


and how do u mean come from both familly?

@ myself
yo momma is a hermaphrodite, she bleeped herself and gave birth to you.

P.TechnIQ:
@ kay-m
first off,i aint heard the mixtape n im bloody serious,bsyds if it sounds similar to waeva mode put out then great minds do fink alike.so get your facts right and dnt get to calling me a disgrace.and if u still dnt bliv that wat i wrote down was on the spot yesterday,you're free to test me o!im sure you wnt be disappointed.(really,i havn't heard the mode over premo mixtape n if you can,send me a link so ill c if wat i dropped was similar to mode's)

@ prince
good luck with your stuff sha!the koko i was talkn bout was wat u told ofoka

hey, kay-m is ofoka.

ofokasibe:
@HJ
logo on the shirt u just another street hawker wey them go use for advert , u dey here dey claim say bars na

ofoka, u see why I call u NL clown. cos I can always laugh when u around

P.TechnIQ:
@ mailmac, thanks for the compliment,


world's dying,fill it with heroes
that's why i was deployed,to fill up your empty barns with lyrical silos
with music that's addictive like crack and i deal it in kilos

if i make it,i'll rule the world and be widely revered like beckham's curved kick,
which is the reason why i always hit my goals and end up on the scoresheet

pyrotechnique,so hot that i can probably scorch heat

Hooot man! but the highlighted is thrilla! I can't really start kicking shit now.
I was in the studio today doing jingle for sum comp. and I need to be working on a song now.
I got hooked on sum audition thing. it ain't much advertised. but I'm in their last ten though.

I don't understand what u meant by the koko stuff. clarify pls

mode is stupid for that.that kind of thing never happened in naija b4. they are supposed to ban the song

ofokasibe:

@p-techpriick

[b]ur wack verse keeps turning in my head like round circles

Now u are the truth. they are turning around ur head like circles.hence,making u feel dizzy.

u once called urself OFOKA BITCH!. this is madness dawg!

ofokasibe:

@p-techpriick

------>sniarb diputs ruoy htiw dekucf tsuj i neht sdrawkcab enil siht gnidaer ruoy fi

and what's the meaning of that rubbish. you'se a real clown. keep clowning dog and let us keep laughing

true

ofokasibe:
[b]i can see ur dying to collect t-shirts face cap and openers from illific,,,ajegunle pikin , ;[/b]D

penalty or no penalty. rout is the name of the match

chelsea 4-1 man fools

man u fans suck my d!ck. u guys will keep riding d!cks this season. no more biased officiating in favour oif man u

I was very happy howard webb didn't officiate the match. I've always known him as man u ref.

watch matches against liverpool, arsenal, everton last two seasons. tottenham last season. plus those I can't remember. howard webb is simply the worst ref in england

Get to know me

I'm the ladder to the top,wanna rise?then call out my name/
Got beef? . all ur technique,best come all out with them/
I cut the balls out this man/ . left stitches on his eyes/
Then stab him ten times again. . had him wishing he will die/
I ain't never scared. . even to the witches in the night/
Apart from Ibime,mail,myk . . others are bitches in this site/
I milk on his brain fluids. this devil's incarnate's gon' malnourish/
My renovative rhymes . made the internate attract tourists/

So best watch ur mouth. . before u start taunting on me/
Even threats from the so called dark lord wasn't daunting to me/
I'm sorry the memory of those I killed . are still haunting on me/
Ofoka used to admire my multis. . . he was vaunting on me/
But all these sudden hatred. . . don't mean something to me/
But it's obvious . . . only the fakers bears the brunt in this biz/
There ain't nobody in this site. . that speaks more bluntly than me/
Damn! . . . they just labelled me "the most wanted for beef/
I call others bluffs. . . . .cos their only wont is to sleep/
Moving NL above other rap forums. . ain't a mountain to me/

Don't need much syllables to prove my ailing lines got no cure/
Write dirty . they said my hands need a very fine manicure/
Force a telescope out my window . my eyes lurk in ur crib/
Yo eyes reading this? . . . but, u getting hurt in ur ribs/


@ p.tech
feeling ya metars though. but needs to arrange yo lines in more readable and attractive way.
leave ofoka alone.he's the only nairaland clown he's the reason we laugh all day in here
keep illing

invaded a profile and saw three pretty things.mmh! that's nice

@eastward
the lines up there is it urs or jaigga's.they tight though

@ p.tech

2nd bars of k.o

Taught I dissed ur mom? just revealed I'm ur step father/
She's a great slapper/ . .I nicknamed her head starter/
Taught I would conceal . .but won't give u a help rather/
. . .I rake at ya/ . . mindful of the money I make after/

Left u thinking of the euphemism . . . gigolo/
I make'em smile . .then, i Bleep'em. . .unlike deuce bigalow/
My sexy lyrics . . left female readers fantasizing/
Try analyse it/ . . .and get ur eyes paralysed bitch/

My burning rhymes . . . scorch this plastic technique/
Melt and remould you . .into a puchbag. . that's a picnic/
Leave lumps/ . on ur big thumbs/as u had those keys punched/
Have my name in ur mind. . .and watch ur brains rinsed up/

Yo rap is junky/ u burst as I unlock grenade cos I got the onekey/
Ofoka stuck between my legs. . he's mad I'm hunky/
Had this fool[i] fed on sperm[/i]/ . .as I lay on my bed and calm/
He spread my arm/ for a kiss, i spit into his mouth,he said am am. . . .

Then i tried to zip up/ he launched and grabbed my d!ck up/
made my d!ck burst/sperm that goes deep into where his rib curves/
Crossed legs/ . and i'm like;what next? letters on my door steps/
said I killed double . . . when I didn't drop sweat/


@ofoka
keep clowning. u make nairaland seem like the owner is runnin circus

rapjunkie:
Stick to the topic. . . . , . aint got nothing to say? . . . . . . . , . FU*K OFF!!

now ur head is cool
nwa aba is good in my own opinion.

mykali:
Carlotti or whatever you guys call him should better have replacements for potential injuries, if he's loaning every youngster in the team out.

i still think we shoulda signed Rijkaard. but that's old news.
CA gives me the creeps.


i hope we whoop some Devil ass on Sunday

spotted on. I hope we trash these fools tomorrow. but still don't trust ancellotti for the season.

@ p.tech
keeping it raw

You'se a riff raff/. . but this brief daft. .wouldn't get that/
Ha ha. . .I did laugh/ . .I told u my d!ck's phat/
If it stinks. . . . then ur mom could sniff that/
It got grimes. bitch! . lick that. . while i eat at/ ur tit fast/

I bonk her physically/ . .and dump her cynically/
Cos she's old and wizened. . pick a pen. .drop that lyrically/
Had triples bouncing in her belly/. . I pound u like a jelly/
I weigh dollars on scale . . u still counting all ur penny/

I cut you into fillets/ . . .with ma razor rhymes. . .fill it?
And mind you. . . ur lips ain't divorced with ma d!ck yet/
as far as you reading this. . . I'm hurting your feelings/
I lurk in ur building/ ur already dead brain. I'm working on killing/

I'm the pro ofoka dies to suck his d!ck. . he's wanna be/
I post heady rhymes that hit ur head like a hammer bitch!/
10mins I cook hit. . my speed is the dream of cheatas/
Hope u saw me with ur mom on tv screen on cheaters/

My lyrical ingenuity. . . . is the dream of y'all netcees/
You decline as I sublime. . . so who's the best please?
I take this/ . . to humour the readers/ hence,tutor some geezers/
But if u think ma post is garbage, then ur com[i]puter's been littered[/i]/



sup' mail. sorry for that. feeling the lines though

@rapjunkie
lal boi closed the other thread.I wanted to reply each shit u post before i leave ur caursed ass
son of abomination
retarded poltroon

@rap junkie
retard like his father

I love the song.it's tight.he said it's nothing personal.

i hope lalboi is aware of this

@rap junkie
i'm happy u saw all the insults i hurled on ur retarded ass
ur mom is right now on my bed.my arrow is wounding her
sorry boy

this one na make madness prevail. terry and d banj = original madness.
but the doe is poor for him