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I just like that of SleekyShuga tosyne2much and ELYMAXiimus .

And also the best: MizMycoli 's. That got me thinking deeply and meditating.

No 3.. Who the hell does that?

Just because I want to propose? I laft o.

No decent category.

1) I thought females who take okada know this trick and use their hands to guide their boobs from his back. But some unnoticing ones fall sha...and the okadamen enjoys it while it lasts.lol This category is common in campus area....chai!!
2) I be like 'abegyy shut up mai hear word joor' I won't even give a ear.
3) I don't even wait to negotiate.
4) I no fit 4low u ride laye
5) I go shout ontop ur head. U no even fit try am.
6) A total turn off. I'ld tell u off, nicely tho, so that e no go begin season 2 ontop my head.
7) A no no.
You might no have an option at times. But some are so dirty that you have to hold your breath. Ayanma
9) Hmm!!!

10) The considerate. This one ain't arrogant. Probably middle aged. They consider your negotiation and negotiate with you as a gentleman. Unlike some others who won't consider and zoom of arrogantly. Shior

INTROVERT:
Nice one......
i would have added the last one but I never climb okada before

what??

1. Literally true. 2. Don't know about that. 3. Not necessarily in that way though 4. 5.

Davland:
Hmmm right words, would do as adviced Thanks Bro

you are welcome

Davland:
Ehya. Patiently waiting...

I don't wanto jump into conclusion.... But on the other hand, if a lady could do that *[calling other guyz but beeps her bf]* there is a possibility she doesn't like him from the onset and jst decided to date him due to: No option, pressure from the guy or friends e.t.c [ladies can use this to want to be on the receiving end always, saying 'shebi na u wan marry wife, eh you go spend wella] but I believe if she truly loves she will/can go out of her way just to hear her bf's voice atleast, even if it is once in a day for just 1min... but I would still advice you talk this issue over with her

[quote author=Davland post=34095364][/quote]ayaf 4gotn self... Later...

Mhizkel:
Some girls are naturally stingy while some have the dumb mentality of ''He is the guy, he should be the one calling''!

Was alittle bit surprised when I saw this come from a lady, u nailed it tho....

This type of a thing too happened to me too, and the lady does like she cares and is into me, but one day we talked about something similar to the OP's topic together with her roommate and from there I saw that she had that 'but he is the guy, and he should be the one calling' mentality.... [she would say shebi na you guyz dey find......] I then noticed that since I had knew her I had been the only one calling her jst to check on her even during holidays..... When we are on break and we are back to our respective houses she never bother to call me throughout the holiday. And as for me, I had wised up long before now not to call her...she dares not beep inorder for me to call back...[boya ko di'ra e mu o]

but op... talk about it with her if she has the mentality type that Mizkel talked about then maybe a good orientation will do just like she said.... but she might not be willing to unlearn that mentality. Then she must be ermm.....

agarawu23:
The poor babe

she had just little opportunity to submit her name but she doesn't have much money to buy MB or even buy fuel to charge her phone. She will not even know who the winner is cos she is not following update and she is among the contestant.

lol. You'v been studying them

[quoteauthor=Teespicepost=33546266]bfo nko. well said tho.

Pls. wanto ask this question... Why is it that instead of deducting the MB it's the acc balance they deduct when there is MB there? Sorry to bring this in o.

Year 1 vs Now being married for 5 years (in August). We almost didn't make it after that first year but thank God we grew up & decided to grow together.
Quick things I've learned:
1. I can't change my
husband, only God can
do that so my job is to
pray. #Pray
2. Don't freak out when
he tells you crazy stories from the gym,
when he went paintballing or in general.
I want him to share everything with me & he won't if I get overly
emotional & motherly on his tail. Lol #Friendship
3. Marriage is a journey.
So you marry someone
who doesn't have your
deal breakers and..
Then get ready to go
on a journey. If my
hubby doesn't "figure it
out" in a certain area by
year 2, he will figure it
out in year 4. Be patient.
You're both growing.
#Grace
4. Shut up. Yup. We both
shut up a lot with each
other. There's no point
in arguing because we
aren't divorcing. Choose
your battles. We pursue
peace like crazy in our
home, put on our big girl
& boy pants & act like
Christian adults & yes,
we are really actually
happy. #Love
5. Protect your
marriage. Me & my
husband are one flesh &
I wanna make sure
others see him like they
see me. I will always be
his number one fan &
vice versa. I ain't
sharing our arguments
with people who will
hold onto it long after
we made up.
#Protection
6. We don't bring up the
past. It's behind us for
a reason. Move on. #Grace
7. If your spouse is
saying a concern, listen.
They know you best &
believe them. #Mirror
8. You better learn to be
content broke or with
money because that
can make or break your
marriage. You better
believe if we ever got
evicted, we would be
evicted together in a
tent on the street.
Cuddling. #HesMine
9. He loves me like
Christ loves the church
& submits to God & I
submit to him as onto
the Lord. He's my leader. And, God honors
us because we honor
him.
10. If I ever feel like
ministry or life is getting too busy & we
aren't focused on each
other, I tell cornelius ..&
he shuts his whole day
down to spend it with
me. I use my concerns
wisely. We got work to
do but family is first
after God.
#MarriageGodsWay
Bonus: Use discernment
when bringing up issues
(example: if my husband just got done preaching, it's not the time to dump all of my
issues onto him)

https://m.facebook.com/MrsHeatherLindsey/photos/a.717841314911529.1073741825.414623855233278/1026784874017170/?type=1&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6135020046858133322%3Amf_story_key.-8993858206424348421&__tn__=E

Reading through posts here: some were funny, some inspiring, some touching.......
But I would say I have gained alot. It's preparing me for when I'll be out of school though.

fellis I will say that the way you resigned was killing and somehow funny too, but Crazyman dealt with it rightly. He spoke right on point and I know you'd agree with him.
Superior I guessed her 50 m shoulder pad dropped.
YoungExec you last post:I like it.

He didn't say he slept with his wife's friend. His MIL caught him kissing her.

tosyne2much:
Bros are you in any way doubting me ?

:-D will not be so surprised to see it on FP. This afternoon I saw a guyz thread he created which had him topless.

tosyne2much:
I foresee this thread hitting the FP

Make we bet ?

Lol observing from an helicopter.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]in your mind now o [/color]

Was about saying she must be JOKING

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thanks boss
I've not been studying her o.
She's my bae [/color]

Great.

Marieolae Happy birthday. 28/03

Naijaboiy nice write up. I wish I could write such for people. buh wait o... e don tae wey you dey study her? Dat jst reminded me of one of our rapport on a thread like that.... she is down to earth..really like really

This will be my first time posting a topic and even in the joke section. I was actually surfing the internet and I saw this and decided to share with Nairalanders. Sorry for the long post.

INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:AM
VENUE: ESTADIO DE
POLLING BOOT
CAPACITY: 68MILLION
REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA
CLUB: PDP vs APC
DEFENDING CHAMPION
PDP: FORMATION: 5-3-2.
As the defending champions, This is a
defending formation in the bid to defend their title.
LINE UP:
1.Jonathan Patience -GK
3.Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
6.David Mark
5.Edwin Clark
2.Ayo Fayose -yellow card
7.Godswill Akpabio-
4.Adamu Muazu
10.Nnamani Sambo
11.Gabriel Suswan
8.Olusegun Mimiko
9.Goodluck Jonathan [C]
SUBS: 12.Fani Kayode- yellow card
21.Alison Maduekwe
15.Musiliu Obanikoro
13.Reuben Abati
COACH - Asari Dokubo.

APC FORMATION: 4-3-3
APC Employs a diamond
formation with attacking option and prolific striker leading the attack.

LINE UP:
13.Rotimi Amaechi-GK
5.Bola Tinubu
2.Raji Fashola
3.Rochas Okorocha
26.John Oyegun
45.Muhammadu Buhari [C]
7.Abubakar Atiku- on
loan from PDP
21.Aminu Tambuwal-
on loan from PDP
8.Bisi Akande
11.Adams Oshiomole-
winger
29.Yemi Osibanjo-on
loan from Redeemed fc

SUBS:
4.John Kayode
10.Abike Dabiri
9.Rauf Aregbesola
6.Dr Bukola Saraki
17.Segun Oni
COACH - Baba Olusegun
Obasanjo - former PDP
player.
Match Commissioner: EU
Election Monitoring Observer.
Predict the score
correctly.

tosyne2much:
Clap for yourself

So now kindly remove the post from the FP

I dnt trade words wit acclaimed matured fools who display their stupidity characterized by aggravating words, ignorance & rudeness jst 2 shw superiority.

Please kindly view my profile, check my personal text and swerve into the BRT lane


Mi o raye osi jawe

Chai, tosyne small small nao. No vex.

Sir gray... Am Glad you said 'guys' not MEN. Real men know,learn and have self-control. They also learn and know how to respect women.
#realmendontdisrespect
#realmendontcheat
#realmendonttreatwomenlikeapieceofshit
In his case he lost control when he saw... But thank God when he was caught common sense knocked control back cos he wouldn't want to touch his wife's friend again after.

Come on, skimmy39 you shouldn't have said that, it's just that...


'Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.'

so don't shut her up or blame her, cos she may be right.

EfemenaXY:
What sort of couple has sex just once or twice a year?

Gross exaggeration.

Exaggeration apart. There are couples like that.

The op even said some don't even have sex atall again... How about that.?

jasssmine:
you forgot to add me.
www.nairaland.com/jasssmine

hmm... You are also special....

And https://www.nairaland.com/marieolae