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In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a contract of N30 million when his wife
called him on
phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very
big surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm
about to receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is
very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY
URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for
an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go
n come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a
contract worth 30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if
it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u
in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,
u knw we have been praying over 6 months
now? God
has finally answered us. That Big rat that
always disturb us in the kitchen is finally
dead, I called u to remove it,
I'm afraid of touching rats.
WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE TO B D MAN?

It depends.

Business relationship = 1 missed call, After 15mins call back if no response text.

Business emergency = 1 missed call, After 2mins text

Personal relationship = 2missed call, text immediately

Family = 2missed call max, text immediately.


This is a sane way to deal, not giving ur business partner 100missed calls

I stumble upon this pics and I think it worth sharing. Perhaps it could also be a wake up call to many

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This is really funny, as a result of fuel scarcity.


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Food seller crying of stervation
Smh

I don't see anything difficult in his promise.... .... Just that wrong set of people he might be working with my tamper with the process

The last pics must be a lion Attack not tribal Mark. so huge

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I stumbled upon this pics and decide to share to while a way stress.

How much can you get from those state? Am sure they will hear wheeeen for the next four years

But impeachement notice has been serve already. So if court can create a panel befor swear in. Then the impeachement still stand new law make cannot turn it down. Its another dispensation

Infact I defect from my bedroom to my toilet

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I wish to see those jona die hard artist fans. God pass una


Suddenly, Gej till 2019 has disapear.....

Some time I wonder if they don't feel the difficulties too.

God has vindicated Nigerians.

#Godwin

I love this Goodluck Jonathan. He has shown the world he is the best. Tho pdp didn't allow him rule (assume) but he has layed this true democracy down for the world to see. Indeed Nigeria is a Giant of Africa.


God bless Nigeria

They said they would liberate it, and they do so.... Weldon guys but are we sure something is not behind this.... Anyone reasoning with me?

theoctopus:
This is Iyana-Ipaja Bus Stop in Lagos in the year 2015 after 16 years of APC. Where is the change?

This is the state where Fashola is governor. So much lies and deceit. Doctors on strike. Roads in comatose. No portable water.

Just propaganda and more propaganda! This is where the change will really happen.

Befor you post did you care to know the road is not state but federal road? And the little I know, tinubu construct some part of the road. Why blamming lagos state Govt for federal road. A road where offer was turned down during Obasanjo regim. Ur accusations is baseless

No selfishness, no cheating, no descriminations, no sentiment. Serving in Government should be choice and not a do or die thing.


God bless Nigeria

I still don't get it, is politics in Nigeria a career or choice?

My belief is, politics should be all about serving the interest of the people but Guess in Nigeria it's in reverse.


See level of poverty and this people are still celebrating it sharing gari n groundnut.

Going by the statistic... You would see that it was 2011 and then Jonathan was the best choice but now reverse is the case. So I don't believe this

Why many cars? The money invested on those cars can go a long way to make a community Happy. Lets start seeing the problem of the next man as ours. Only then can poverty reduce drastically.


God help us

I was surfing the web wen I stumble upon this pics.. it's a must share to tell u the level in wich our girls go to imitate animals in pursue of trending fashion