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[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]That's if he is going to be patient[/quote]he's not ready to eat the fattest bone then

in btw how are you today
i came to your house yesterrday to wash those clothes, but that wild girlfriend of urs acted mad, si i had to leave

maishot: Dear, my bad! I didn't mean to put it that way, really. I 4got to put the smiley face to show I was kidding u. That's why I put the kill-joy in quote. I'll NEVER mean to offend u, at least, I learned that from Mazi. You're one of our usher and u've been busy sweeping, for crying out load! I'm truly sorry. Am I forgiven? #On one bended knee#

please stand up, you've kneeled enough
whichever way you meant it, i dont care oh
you are such a gentle man jare

*hugs him tightly*

my knight of shining armour
you all can take a cue from him.

@mikelrela
here's the secret
go to mazi profile and click on this posts not topics, and you would be able to read 'it' without much derailing comment
now say thank you

maishot, do u want me out? Just say d word. U hurt my feeling wit dat word

*sorry 4 saying dis here*
whoeva snt me a pm mesg pls redirect it somewhere else cos d mail i used to open here, i cant rem d password oh :-)

I want to lock the gates, am tru sweepin
mazi....out!
foxy....follow suit
brenda...pls continue ur dance outside
thank you8)

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Choi!!! Is this my thread or another one? I thought I left at the 95th page
This can't be!
#brb, let me re-check...#[/quote]cat finally let go of your tongue?

Br3nd4: *singing and dancing round princesa* who is in the garden? A little fine girl.. Can i come and see her? No no no no, if you have a kobo, u can come and see her...

get thee behind me
*finishes for her to stop dancing wildly*
wonder what got in to her
*starts sweeping again*

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]Kai... Wanna matar ta na nan har yanzu... Bari na kawo dorina na [/quote]talk to my manicured fingers

we shall see about that

Br3nd4: *comes in wit friends to play 10-10* Princesa u shud join us

keep playing, the dust of my sweeping will drive you out

* uses broom and hit his face*
what part of get out dont you understand?

All of una no hear say thread closed, which part of the grammar dey hard?
Others still dey dey speak big big grammar...lol
even those wey sign out still come sign in :-)
*brings out broom to sweep*
before i start let me say a few
@hnb
thank you for that sweet poem oh...but i no read mazi tory i still never like the content, i just dey wander to see any excitement, which i did and loved too

@aunty ada
i see you oh, i hail too, you know say you be my hero, we no dey take nonsense na

i hail other sinners of the association, but remember repentance is not negotiable

*starts sweeping*

AVWENAGHA: i smel beef

yeah i smell it too, its coming from the restaurant close by
lets go get some

@uche
die hard criminal...lol

kwAzzIE kEEd: No o..it'z nt me o!
Ask Princesa..she came in thro' da back door..mayb she did

the back door was left opened, that's where i entered tru, i don't know who broke the front gate oh


and uhm ITbomb
am hard to get
hard to keep
i care not an inch
if you go with every chick
cos my class speak for me

if you wanna try
get ready to ****
cos the die is cast

Ucheosefoh: I am back after serving my ban. Reporting to duty as
ones of the ushers

i hope the ban was funfilled!

kwAzzIE kEEd: What?! Cookin section?
Hell no!

Ermm..ah tink u'ld be better of sharing alomo..and..maybe..givin out one or two blowjobz where necessary..

*whispers*..u nid 2 learn..u knw

i want to remain in the kitchen!
i don't want to learn anything!
i can give real hand blows sha
but.... take me back to the kitchen
take me back!!!
i am not good anywhere else
please don't transfer me please

*screams and shout in the hall*

how many induction do i need?

let me drop a letter befor i leave

Re: letter of appointment
It is with a great sense of pride and shock that i receive the letter appointing me as a cook for your next escapades from maishot......

well, am out of words to show how i feel considering the fact that i have been a thorn on the flesh here *of which am proud*

Anyway, i hope it is not a permanent contract cos i don't like commitments oh

but, i take the job anyway cos i can have free access to popcorn which i love so much!

but....
anytime you see majority of the members sleeping inbetween stories, or visiting the toilet every now and then, just know that Princesa has strucked once more!

Thanks for the appointment
looking forward to resumption.
yours faithfully,
princesa

phew!
Disclaimer......i don't bloody mix business with pleasure so don't shine your teeth at me, or playfully hit my bum, cos the next thing you see you take

oh, i came in through the back door, maishot forgot to lock it na ;d

just three times
can i help you

@hnb
nah, am not a bonafide member, just call me casual8)

in btw, i like that poems of urs
am a big fan of poems oh
good one there

Cute bliss: babes can u please put up a matured behaviour you behave like a
kid if you dnt like d story then you give chance for those of us dt
loves it so much to continue reading it.pls
Thank you.

i don't remember seizing your phone, laptop or computer, nor covering your eyes, so thank you too

*am sorry i just couldn't resist*

and everyone is happy ever after...

oh well, all is well that ends well

Ice4jez: upon all ur talk say the thread raw we don find out say u
no dey front alone but high table.rev sister to bad

i don't care about his updates, i
don't read them am only here for the drama and chit chat......

mrhansome12: U contributed to bashing, cursing and abusive words
use on this thread by ur support and encouragment of Adabeke12

do i look sorry?

in btw, i was not banned because i did nothing, so talk to my fingers

why was everything hidden

anyway
*picks up all the instrument of war, cleans the blood and picks the nylon and papers on the floor and the empty bottles of coke i drank*

thank God i didn't miss the fun oh

*sings out of thread with my popcorn*

i will be checking on you guys, so be good else ......