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romade
orekelewa
ibukun

^{am out}

e de hungry you

freedom of mad men

smart and fast rhymes in my dictionary

romade:
supported tyty

typical of you

infobaba:
Go look mirror again

Looks in the mirror and sees a perfect God creature

am always smart

infobaba:
Na me "this one" they refer to has "the guy"

sorry 'the babe' happy

infobaba:
@ gentlefuck

smile for aunty now

studio43:
sorry , but i only saw a typing with no voice message attached to it

i forgot he doesent speak

ituen:
@princess

u never understand anything, u don dey add sentiments

oops slipped again

lysaa:
lmao, maybe I am copying from an inferior copy thats why

or maybe because u have inferior eye sight

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,

'I would have been released today.

“But sadly I wont be”

you wish

and a bad one for that matter

cool, where are they

now she is hallucinating

u are very correct

@scopium
you can neva make a woman happy then

@lysaa
i dnt think you know ur existence too

well u are out makes me a double dater  

@lysaa
i know things in nlnd more than you then
so u dint know that pomade is a he

dnt also act dumb
where i the heck did you get that word

father francis fried five fresh fish for five fisher men

@scopium
you dint do anything
i was waiting for the hard way and you assume that i have already got lighted?
how dare you?

@sucess
where are the bank accounts and estates

@romade
sorry u werent doing it the right way
try again

am really not that intrested anyways

success123:
you will princess in the next 5 years.

maybe in the next 50

am patiently waiting,  
you know money makes the world go round


hard also turns me on

am a hard damsel to please dude

no one else

but what is community about
i dnt know my around that site

guy i had my morning bath, dnt get me all smelly again

and dont bore me too

whay are you the only one here