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MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool, and unbelievable. ,
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2
This is something pretty cool and neat, and unbelievable. ,
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself,
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER


MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
Is it just a really weird bug?
You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"

Explanation for Magic #1:
In windows the folder name and the special system variables share the same interface, so when you create a folder with a system variable name it will consider that folder already exist!!
These special system variables are available irrespective of path
You cannot create a folder with these names also:
CON, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3,COM1 to COM9 and LPT1 to LPT9,
CON means console, COM1 means serial port 1, LPT1 means parallel port 1

gunny come see my first task sucessfully done

glad to be a major

who is urs

no actually with hand in mouth

u're welcome again my big sis scalywag

how u no say na war i dey fight

exactly

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?


Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates

Subject: Problems with my new computer



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.


2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?


9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


Regards,
Banta


Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

well u my neighbour for still living now should testify that i dint eat them, cos u wuld be the 1st in my list

4 ladies like u off course

u're welcome clem the hermaphrodite

thats not really why am not loling ^{cant tell u though}

but for my boyfrnd, i left him

ur teeth are still open

now thats true

thanks

wrong again

holythug:
who d hell r u. . .

am that lovly choclate next neighbour girl, who has got the right figure to kill a man and make him ask for more
a hair as long as the hair on ur chest
princess and queen to the throne of essa land
heart throb to the prince of kukuvi ^{though i hate there}
just promoted major in general gunpoint dynasty
and hoping to be in turkey's school of grammarian studies ^{now beat that}

*my guards, knight and prince recues me from this he-she ^{dont knw what 2 call her} and locks her in a barn for the kukuvite chicken ^{clem u have lots of meat there} *

wbedaisy dnt u knw that ur girlfreind my freind is blonde ^{why call me}


@clem
web's boo is the blonde not him

everybody just opening teeth 2day ^{dnt get them}


webdaisy how dare u call me blonde ^{i love them though}

but for the records am chocolate ^{beat that}

take ur time

@SAUCE
wats the room number

@krama and clem
thnks a lot
tal
but am not loling

what happened to ur bended lips


men are so cueless

thanks big sis

simply call her hermy clem

guyz relax, i no dey eat person

see all this guyz ^{no fear mi abi?} the next choppable thing in ur body is ^{cant say}


@genaral gunpoint
i had this all the while in me ^{animal brutality off course}
just wanted the go ahead

dnt believe u cos u are not male

what is the meaning of lol and lmao ^{seriously asking}

thnks

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!


"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album, U'll find al frns behind u !!!



Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY