A very elderly couple went to see a lawyer.

They were ushered gently into the lawyer's inner
office, and sat across the desk from the attorney
who was studying the couple's papers.

He looked up after a moment. "How can I help you
today, Mr. and Mrs. Watson?"

The woman piped up in a thin, reedy voice. "We've
come to get your help in filing for a divorce."

"A divorce?" The lawyer was stunned. "If you
don't mind my asking, how old are you two?"

"I'm 98 and my husband just turned 101."

"Let me get this straight. It says here you've
been married since 1917. The two of you
obviously aren't going to be around too many more
years. Why a divorce, after all this time?"

"Well," said the woman, "we wanted to wait until
the children were dead."

they are both drunk..................















...................... AGAIN!!!

hahahahahahahaha

they must have been on COKE!!!

maybe its just their choice

ha ha ha

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well i think it is

phillip001:

it is not funny [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

y u opening ur teeth

he's a confused fellow

i think he was born confused, statistics shows dat the day he was born his parents and nurses where all confused.

lol

clem that was wickedly wicked

clem d researcher

na her specialty be that

a joke atlast not on sex
funny but confusing

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@princesa

everytin is always confusing to u

whats this confuse, confusing, confusion, all about?
"philiip is confusing peolpe with confusion
Pricessa i confused"

birds of same feather

birds of a feather flocks together,abi?

Maybe they should both wait for their grandchildren too, lol

Na wa

is it my fault he pasted a dry humour joke for the dried humour mind ^{i dnt think your way, thats all}

gud 4 ya

thnks

you are most welcome milady

crazy old couple

thanks big sis