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Kiddwaya has definitely become more emotionally invested in Erica. This thing fit become like Kanye and Kim o, wey everybody dey talk say he no go marry her, and now dem don born 4 pikin and counting. Just saying anything is possible, just saying...

Na wa o, diary session of life loading...

Rahkman:
good evening Aunty ..... how are you doing and the family?
Abeg I fit ask 1 favour from you?
Abeg you go fit stop to Dey support Laycon
Abeg ur support na bad luck this days.. thanks

From a concerned icon

Nairalanders will not kill somebody. Na only play play akthedream dey take her play nah... Lols. But just in case, aunty, abeg no support Erica, BrightO & Nengi o. Na beg I take beg, no be fight.

PrincessEstates:
1. She's beautiful.
2. She smiles wholeheartedly.
3. She knows when to be cool and when to give you hot-hot, when you're least expecting it.
4. She doesn't judge; her own na you play your game, I play my game. In as much as you don't try to do oversabi into her game plan/space, she's chill with you.
5. She's unapologetically feminine and knows when to downplay/magnify her power as a woman.

I wish that Wathoni can also utilize the no. 5 point, cos she's also a pretty woman. But for whatever reason, she just doesn't know how to emphasize this , which is so easy to do, and makes it sad for her.

kgr28:
5 things that make Erica stands out and be your fave......?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Waiting.

1. She's beautiful.
2. She smiles wholeheartedly.
3. She knows when to be cool and when to give you hot-hot, when you're least expecting it.
4. She doesn't judge; her own na you play your game, I play my game. In as much as you don't try to do oversabi into her game plan/space, she's chill with you.
5. She's unapologetically feminine and knows when to downplay/magnify her power as a woman.

I'll REALLY love to read how SilentBang is going to summarize ALL these.

Prettypinkyy:
Ozo what is all this long story about

As in... Nengi, full stop. Why the over shalayeing? Again now, cos of kaisha. Na wa o

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bigpicture001:
You got it correctly. How long did it take uu

Not long actually, my brain dey calculate well for these kin things... Lol.
It actually took me waaaaaay longer to type out the answer

bigpicture001:
You got it correctly. How long did it take uu

Double post

JONNYSPUTE:
....Seems you are yet to understand how this village politics is played?
I don't want polygamy and even if I agree on the first condition,which is picking a wife from my community,I can't still be crowned while my father is alive.So they will still have to wait for a long time before they get a king because my father is not gonna die now.

You see this your statement in bold ehn, never say it out loud in front of your so-called village elders o. Cos it implies that although you might relent on taking another wife, you will never consider becoming king in as much as your father is alive. Which means that your father is the major reason you're not willing to become the king. Which in turn implies(to them), that in as much as your father(the obstacle to them) is out of the equation(I'm very sure you understand), then there'll be nothing stopping you from becoming the king. Simple right? Yeah, not so simple. Because na from there your troubles go begin...
You think say uncles and aunties dem go fold their hands dey begin look you, upon say you no sabi, and your hands no dey the matter? You think say the new wife no go begin lord am over your current wife, say na she be the for-real-for-real wife, onto say she come from the same community as you?
As for me, nobody holy pass, so whatever decision you end up deciding to take, own up to it. Make such decision because you either want to become the king, or you don't want to become the king. Stop saying it's because my father is still alive o, or it's because I don't want to hurt my wife o, so that your village people will not put evil eyes on them.

bigpicture001:
.this riddle will take you an entire week..if not months...3 witches with 3 of thier children ; each child for one mother...are about to cross to the other side of a river,with a boat that can contain just two persons.(no padler) in the absence of any of the mother,her child will sure be eaten by any mother witch present..but child don't each child..how can they all cross over intact...get it. and I owe u airtime

Let the 3 mothers be letters A, B, C
Let their 3 children be letters a, b, c respectively
Let the side of the river they're currently on be S1
Let the other side be S2

Solution:
A&a cross to S2, leaving behind B,b,C&c on S1
A returns to S1, leaving behind a on S2
b&c cross to S2, leaving behind A,B,C on S1
c returns to S1, leaving behind a&b on S2
A&B cross to S2, leaving behind C&c on S1
B&b returns to S1, leaving behind A&a on S2
B&C cross to S2, leaving behind b&c on S1
a returns S1, leaving behind A,B&C on S2
a&b cross to S2, leaving behind c on S1
b returns to S1, leaving behind A,a,B&C on S2
Finally, b&c cross to S2 and they're all complete.

At no point is any child left with another child's mother.

praiseneo:
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Henry692:
Olaoyenikan1@gmail.com NSCDC-2019-2741872

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One of you guys saying that they can't log in again should post his or her details(email & application no) here let me help him or her check it out now

dreyFoxx:
First list don comot before

shehufaruq:
Everyone is asking same question

Uspic:
When we find the cure to coronavirus

Chai! You guys are not smiling o...

Karac:
A lot of persons here are just making themselves feel good probably because this is their first application for a federal government job. No be only merit . If you have connect press all available botton. If you don't have, pray for miracle as usual. What am I even saying self... Those with d real links are here reading through and laffing at some people's comment here. U will never see dem say a word

As in... After applying for federal government jobs about 2,3,4,5,6 times, dem no dey tell person again. You must to soji by force. But by all means, please let nobody dissuade those that still believe, it makes us see something to read whenever we refresh the page.

AfeajeGloria:
Please someone should tell me how to get the invitation letter for the aptitude test. I saw that I have been shortlisted but no mail in my inbox. Help please.
Thanks

I thought the same thing myself too. You know what, just check the information on that your invite slip and you'll realize that you've been checking the wrong mail address all along.

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Prompt response will be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

DiqBaba:
U are too sure Allah

As in, he's the real deal. @Uspic, God bless you

Abegi o... Is it true or not?

Happy New Year 2020 to you all. Please I'm a newbie to qa-world. My question is that is it possible to transcribe via an android phone, or must it be with a laptop?