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Nyamiri:
You must be mistaking me for a member of your unfortunate family.

lol
U don tire
By virtue of bilateral measurement,
Yur family is a conical flask symbol of an utabangs idol representing the four corner bricks of Mephistophelian demons that is the reason why all yur family members re suffering from splashed contagious abortions ad-infinitum

Nyamiri:
If Nigeria is a zoo, your father is a pig and your mother is a dog.

yes I accept
But yurs are donkeys and gorillas born out of Turkeys and chimpanzees

Finally we have gotten VAR in Nigeria s football league
This VAR machine was spotted during a match in akwa ibom

England should follow suit
They should stop this thier gambling life

Up nigeria

Mehn this is crazy

His girlfriend blocked him on WhatsApp to upload another guys photos on her DP

Eventually the guy realised and rain curses on her

Ladies and gentlemen,
Is this really right or wrong ?


https://twitter.com/SubDeliveryZone/status/1120309383018242048?s=19

This shit so damn rampant in MA state(akwa ibom)

Nsuto mkpo

SarkinYarki:
So you also lie too ..SMH why did you edit it ?

How do yu think they edit here
Afonja

SarkinYarki:
You call yourself a Prof yet you are writing " Are we saved " ? The correct thing is "are we safe? "

Bros yur head de knock?
Or u blind

Forreellinc:
Ask your daddy

mehn never include MA parent here
Or I cast ya own

Yur father

Mehn just came across this on ma IG page
This is so embarrassing
Does it mean there is no system here again?

Yemi osinbajo the vice president seen carrying power bank
Are u also seeing it


This is funny ooo

Ayin Akwa ibom

herzernIsHere:
Are you sensible bayii?

Which votes is he dividing? Even if he successfully gathers 40% here in Sokoto. Where exactly will he consolidate on that? SE? APC has about 2 declared senators already.

SS? PMB might even get 40-45% in Delta and Akwa Ibom.

I swear to my GOD. Atiku is not getting above 1 million marginal votes from any state! That can't be said of Buhari. KANO and KATSINA is bae.

PS : I'm particularly disappointed in SW votes. C'mon y'all. PMB did well for us.

don't even go to akwa ibom because here atiku has already won 17locsl govt.. APC none....
We the good people here in akwa ibom don't accept shit party here
Gudos atiku ma presidio

Fellow Nigerians I have Something to say. I don't know if I'm wrong or right

Since Buharis emergent as president of Nigeria 4yrs ago I have never listened to his speech weather locally or internationally. I don't even know how the president sounds.

Please is this wrong as a citizen of Nigeria?

Pls I need mature answer
No politics pls
Thanks

davillian:
This guy doesn't look like one of us from this shithole.

lol

More

No doubt if you never watched any of these old nollywood movies..its simply a sign your still a kid...

Throw back old nollywood movies that got me reminisce about the past...it really good siting at it..
God bless my ageing

Lols

This man was pictured inside his coffin smiling before burying him..he smiled all tru because he has gone to keep debt aside...lols


I dedicate this to the FP
I dedicate this to lalasticlacla
I dedicate this to all nairalanders..
I dedicate this to the new mnth nov

Weda Lagos lawyers or indosians lawyers..

Articulating till I die...

God punish isha allah

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farem:
Very unfortunate, y our brain doesn't respond to normal stimuli again.

stop claptrapping balderdash

fidel3431:
Beware of system errors

articulating weda system errors or unsystem errors

G

Articulating weda he gets 10 billion

,

I need only 8 kids...one girl and two boys then 5 wild Dogs...I'm ok

If yu never played this,sorry ure still in primary5....


These two games made me had problems with my mum because I'll not go to pick my food to eat at the call up time thereby making me become emaciated ...thanks to SEGA that thought me how to play football.

Here are the people of our great nollywood that have died so far

Missing Sam loco EFe

One of the kind..chk out the link below
https://m.facebook.com/prince.hollywood.7/posts/10155383175817493

Lalasticlacla

VANITY UPON VANITY, ALL IS VANITY.
The Human Body After Death.
*3 days after death, finger nails begin to fall;
*4 days after death, hairs breaks out of the skull
and all body hairs fall;
*5 days after death, the brain starts to sag, the
flesh fades, the buttock, breast, penis, Vagina, will
decay (those things that normally drives u into sin,
hmmm)
*6 days after death, the skin begins to noircir and
gradually detach from the bones;
*7 days after death, the belly melts and radiates a
strong odour beginning with a gaping mouth and a
genital organ appealing the marauders;
*60 days after death, the whole human body is
reduced to nothing bones;
-So therefore;
Why too much pride?
Why too much selfishness?
Why too much hate?
Why too much jealousy?
Why too much evil deeds?
Man is a dust and must surely go back to the dust
to help the land to be fertile.
Do u think that u are the owner of yourself?
Why not humble yourself?
Why not love your neighbours?
Stop those selfish acts?
You are only living by God's Grace.
Please we want you to spread this gospel, share
this post, then comment how grateful you are to
God if you really appreciate his mercies and grace
in your life