Nukilia:
Poor man don suffer....

Soldier go beat you
Police go beat you
SARS go beat you
Politician go beat you
Rich man go beat you
Pastor go beat you..... The list is endless

Never pray to be poor in this country

Even rain go beat you

Charles4075:
My brother, you nor even inform me to report for duty.

Tottenham just wan spoil my day.

Ordinary Man Utd, dem nor fit win.

They are lazy youths.
pochettino should be sacked and replaced with buhari.

Emekus92:


OFFSIDE You question the Linesman not the referee

nothing is wrong if the referee spots it himself.
so we question both of em'.

ogeodi:
I will live long to witness the success of my children.

girls of nowadays sef, see how you sideline the father of your children in your prayer.
or you prepping ahead to be a baby mama

jeez, see pressing o, it's obvious this guy will be very domineering in a relationship as evident in the way he took charge of another man's daughter brezz.
this is 'pornography'. in the name of photo shoot, you carry person daughter enter cloud 10

I'm very certain that after this shoots today, they gonna complement this photos with this style in their bedroom;

but in all honesty sha, it seems these social media channels has really disconnected us from reality.
Obviously the bro's going through a lot right now, like he's bereaved but I really can't fathom what he stands to gain posting his reactions to the death of his sister on the internet and even complementing it with different styles.
Well maybe it's a quicker way to show the world how much he loves his sister and also to seek solace in gathering of likes and unwarranted sympathies from people who really care less about the agony he's going through right now.
Posting the news without an image displaying your reaction would have been very much appreciated.

Nevertheless, I hope and pray your sister rest in perfect peace, amen.

Preek is a respecter of no persons or degrees, he might be a professor and of course very learned, but how about his preek, is his preek learned??
humble yourselves brethrens, no matter who you're, no matter the status you've attained in Life, whenever your preek decides to bring you down, surely it will have it's way.

A preek is like a steering wheel that directs a man's Life after successfully conquering all his reasoning faculties.

ProfesseurX.

The first wife have been wanting to kill him and the man presenting his dumb arse to separate the fight between his two bitches provided no more better avenue for her to execute her plans.

he should have channelled his attention to something else, instead he's now gonna be channelled to the grave and painfully his second wife will later go all out to refresh herself with a young fresh preek while his first wife languish in jail.

sometimes the best things/occurrences/eventualities in Life aren't planned, in many instances, you just leave Life to take care of it's arse and unsurprisingly turns out positive.

nevertheless, I think he feared you might have the dead mentality of an average 9ja girl like safiaa that the moment he says;
hi babe, I want us to have a more intimate relationship and see how it turns out, thereon and thereafter, he automatically owes you and your lineage money because you're doing him a favor by obliging to his request and he should pay for your services.
In safiaa's words, relationship between a man and a woman is a transaction, and the man should pay his arse for it, so when he can no longer pay, safiaa will move onto the next one with a higher coin.

Respek Safiaa, I greet you and your mentality very bountifully.

since the maize (mace) isn't yielding enough at it's present site, prolly they wanted to relocate it to a more fertile ground where they can eventually harvest bountifully.

ProfesseurX.

OK but,

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

the pussyprick nigga (so-called boyfriend) should be very ashamed of himself.
This is a pure contest between his preek and the pussy of the alleged lesbian-boo of his girlfriend.
What's he issuing death threats for, that a pussy is putting up a challenge to his crayon preek and he's feeling threatened.

If the nigga is man enough, he should leave this contest to be settled and won by their respective sexual organs alone, and if really he's got a good preek and a bangalee, I bet his girlfriend won't seek pleasure from another man not to talk of a hole like hers.

The man should man up and stop being a plastic idiot, fvck the hell outta this girl, hit her head on the bed head. she won't only block her lesbian friend but complement the good fvck with deactivating all her social media channels to avoid future occurrences as this.

vybzkartel:
I am going to meet my crush tomorrow
She has told me she has a guy but interestingly accepted a date with me
What are my dos and donts to impress her?

Thanks very much

peeps like you are one of the numerous reasons 9ja will never take her arse forward.
she's told you wholeheartedly that she's got a boyfriend and you still want to WOW her.
no qualms anyways, to answer your question; I'd suggest you go to the date with an 'emergency ambulance', so when eventually her real guy pops out from nowhere and beat the fvck outta you, the already standby ambulance will take you out and of course blow it's siren.. wow wow wow wow wow, then the girl will be wowed