You no get job and you carry $220,000-fuccking dollars to buy permanent death....ewey


The greatest fool is gone to the grave beyond.


No R.I.P to give

If you think Shileola divorced Oni because of other wives,you got it wrong...

She did that because money caused the fight bwt her family and Kabiyesi

Her brother got contract worth billions from Oni and mismanaged those billions without completing the projects.

She also made big mistake in moving to the palace with her whole family members,this really caused many problem in her matrimonial home.

That girl is young and naive,she needs good adviser.

First she should go and drop that foolish title of prophetess oneside n go for deliverance in MFM PRAYER-CITY.


Either marketing strategy or clout,telling us that her marriage to another man is on the way is another ROYAL-FOOLISHNESS from her.... Nobody needs that shiit now,except her village people beating drum on her matter.


These hoes no dey learn sha

Tell that hoe to goan reduce her the size of her ballhole.....


Don't kill yourself for any hole who has lost it contraction.

Use ur sense

Neo-lifers don show this guy sheyge metala....


Chaiiiiiiiiiii

Start a business,nurture it to the highest peak. Your sons and daughter will thank you for leaving something worth inheriting behind.

Your PhDs cannot do that.

All the same,congrats to the Oviosuns

This Hudeyin and His cohorts went to go tarnished Africans through their dubious books presentations @ Oxford.

What a shame?

Stargurl20:

I've gone there twice and I met no one in charge

Those people are wicked is in their power to access your portal and approved the darm thing without any axle.... Try and tip them next time you go.

Stargurl20:

You're not the only one o. I wish there one NPC official here who can provide credible info and not hear say

Take what i'm going to say with all seriousness. Don't wait for approval on NPC Portal,go to your local govt office where you did your screening and plead to the person in charge to approve your application.

Without that somebody else will be use to replace You.

Infact it doesnt take the official in charge 5 minutes to tick your approval on His or her phone/laptop.

Waiting is dangerous.

If you applied online just forget it. I helped a friend did His 32pages passport in Nov and he has collected it in January.

I can't login to my npc portal.... Is anybody experiencing same thing?

Bakerdav:
go to there office o

Location pls?

Bakerdav:
ask for there office at osogBo,very true or google for osogBo Office

Pls I applied for the post of ENUMERATOR and my application is still showing pending. Can I proceed to do this screening?

Thanks for your support

Bakerdav:
NOTICE!!!

If you apply with Bsc/HND for NPC recruitment, you are to report to NPC headquarters in Osogbo from 23 to 27 of January for screening with your credentials... Thanks.omly for Osun state

Hello Bro,where in Osogbo?
Pls how true is this info? Thanks

You can now downloaded your PPA Form on Nasim page... Guys quickly downloaded and get it Signed asap.

� During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with a mind of his own.

On one fateful day, Stalin came to a Politburo meeting with a live chicken.

Standing in front of an audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.

�The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground.

�The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & helpless creature.

�The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking toward his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.

�Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership.

�He said, "This chicken represents the people".

�"You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them".

�"If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshipping you".
�"They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place."

� Breathtaking, isn't it?

�‍♂ Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media.
�Take a look at those they call their heroes.

�They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is.
�They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments.

�Your guess is as good as mine. And the likes of many others, we all know about.
�Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! �

Please, pass this article to all your contacts, and let Nigerians know that 2023 is a crucial year to change present Nigeria to New Nigeria. Thank you very much Nigerians.
*May God grant your hearts' desires. .*��

An ode to our legendary pon-gi-la.
Thou hart very hard but sweet
your yummy flavour
never fades quickly
Even in homosapiens' eosopaghus
You are delightful and soothing
Every lick is in comparison with
Your legendary pal(broom-stick-honey comb)
Your fame skyrocketed
It passes the incessant
fuel hike created by APC
Dough thou are no where to be found anymore,but the memory you left
Can never be forgotten or replaced.
An Ode to Pon-gi-la the the great

BY ProfGday

American is prepping for implosion,tell me how could you exchange a merchant of death for a bipolar lesbian because she is tall and can jog some basketball?

I've learnt a lesson here never to use anybody success to pray for mine.....


I so much love her songs... All her albums are stored away on my laptop.

May GOD save her from this health challenges...

Courage don't you fail me now....I need you to take away the fear.....CelineDion

I got a mobile number of female immigration officer in ADO-EKITI through a friend in NSCDC,I paid #45k and I was captured the next day... The whole capturing took only 2hrs.

I'm expecting the passport by Feb next year,cos she told me FAST-TRACKING is ban for now.

She told me it took just 2weeks but now,no more fast tracking.... If you pay for fast tracking na after 4months you go see your passport.... Things have change ooooo

Every Isreali have a compulsory military training after high school... Death to all suicide bombers and head slammers.

Koni da fun awọn obayeje

I see assworshippers.....


This is all have seen

Saying the truth where lies is tradition & culture is like springing up a GREAT REBELLION.


Man United need a person of CR7 to tell them the truth.


For all of you saying rubbish about CR7,just weep for yourself. He's made already

These blood thirsty South Africans are about to start calling for the blood of Innocent Nigerians again ... FG should do something

Who is doing the counting? Snow crabs that are practising family planning jejely.

okeysoninv:
Prophetic warning!! Don't take this message for granted . The Lord showed me the world war 3 has already started. Please if you are living in USA , I beg you in the name of God if you lives in USA leave that country now!! This is a warning from God. This is not bluffing . The enemies has device a plan to attack that country unaware. With use of ICBM nuclear weapons and torpedo nuclear that will cause cities to fall inside ocean. And invasion of USA by enemies nations . And betrayal .God have mercy on us.. blood will flow like ocean. I am not bluffing millions will die.. Leave now! Leave now!!. Leave now!!!. God bless you .

All souls shall die...So bro where u wan run go? You would agree with that if bomb kill somebody is better than may hunger kill person .

Stevo35:
In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.


My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?

Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.

The couple usually dress to kee na impress.
Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…


They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.

As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.

They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.

The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.

Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.

That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.

Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.


The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.

I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.

Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.

She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.

Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.

Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.

As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.

Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.

The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.

Me: I was like holy mary!

Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?

She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.

When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!

Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!

This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!

Jesu Ovie!

I gbadun the way you wove this wicked experiences,maids dey receive from their wicked madam...Kudos

If to say this man dey another country e for don receive dirty slap for wia e dey talk this rubbish.

Ex Japanese prime minister didn't do bad to his country men but one guy still shot the werey for making policy that took job from his mouth.

Women are the reasons why good men go haywire... The case of Princess Naomi who fuckup. Therefore Kabiyeesi retaliated with 4 fine girls...


Baddest... I wanna be king too

From his statement he stylishly didn't accept his mistakes...... What a stupid idiot Maguire is.


He's secret is no longer hidden. He is the problem at Man U,but English press heaped the blame of Rinaldo but now both culprits have been exposed.

Kenya the new Gomorah of Africa

1) Your pant was shifted and penetrated,you didn't check or discovered that the penetration is different to that of your husband.

2) Your moaning and the noise created by the back and forth of the fuckery didn't wake modern day Jonah you called husband up....

Madam,both of you must be crazy for leveling an untrue allegation on that innocent man. Go and pay him whatever you owed that man and stop embarrassing your generation.


People are really acting weird in this nation fah

Isreal killed your top intelligent officer or let me say a whole general you couldn't do anything about it since many months ago.... This Iran sabi yawn rubbish.