Marketgists:
I got alert of #250k this afternoon on my npfmb account.
How do I withdraw it?

Did you open the acct by using app?

If not you can go to any of their branch to withdraw by hand

Covid19 exposed your G.Os as blind bats.... Them no see anything na psychology them they use to scam your lots

1)Adam took Eve's advise .... Booted out of Eden

2)Abraham took Sarah's advise - Terrorist were given birth to...The world is yet to recover


3) Ahab took Jezebel's advise- A good man lost his precious life


4) Solomon took his wives advises.... He later became a serial baby daddy and notorious polygamist


Women are not that good in giving advise,they are good in many other things but not in governance....

Go and look at any organization woman is their head... That reminds me of that fat woman who head NSE that year she corrupted the whole system Nigerian stock exchange never recover from that demise till today


Make I rest small jarey

Fake pastors who have nothing to say,would always dish out nonsense like this.



Men think differently,and the reasons while most women are most successful in what they are doing is because they are selfish and wicked... Women don't render assistant except they have something to gain from it.

Jakumo:


Wow, you are such a brave warrior. Thank God there were five big stones nearby to kill that terrible one-foot-long living dinosaur. Unless I am mistaken you killed yourself a ferocious man-eating Brontosaurus in that epic battle. If you hadn't been there to save the day, this beast might have gone around the area eating dogs, children, cattle, and even our beloved herdsmen with reckless abandon until the army could be mobilized to end its reign of terror.

After prevailing in this thrilling life-and-death skirmish against such a hideous apparition, I am sure you must be very popular with the young women in your neighborhood. Everybody loves a hero, so please waste no time in impregnating all those adoring female fans as a matter of patriotic duty because our great nation deserves more generations of fearless crocodile destroyers like you.

Jakumo is back with his satirical rhymes...Nwamakpe really did a good job in holding the forth with mad vibes while you're away...


You remind me of how nairaland used to be before all these kids spoilt everything with garbage topics and frivolities.

How could somebody who drove the economy from surplus to nothing be the right person?


Don't be unfortunate...

If you have been able to withdraw your money from NPF kindly signify and the state... Majority of us are really getting frustrated with this stupid bank.


Thank you

GreenArrow1:
This is just the prelude. Wait until power doesn't go to the south east after the presidential elections and see real madness.
The influx of refugees to other regions when the full scale display of "Igbo bravery" begins will be massive.

Anybody who plan bloodshed after or before the coming general election shall not live to see it in the name of Jesus and including those inciting violence online too.

Looking at this situation,a member of their family sold them out to UGM....

Mr Linus died with his beloved wife... Make God never turn His back on us in the day of trouble... Ah! What a wicked world we live in.

Human inhumanity to his fellow being is unexplainable.


Death to all the UGM,and wicked blood suckers in the East

Police want to collect roger out of the 1.7milla.....

That's the motivation behind the manhunt awon werey alasho..(mad pple in uniform)

Work hard like illiterates,think like graduates...Street no be for weak minded ooo

When a man's life depends too much on kush & gbana to function the end result is shaking like a Shakespeare on a visit to holy kabah with bloody hands filled with blood of end-sars victims...


Jesu...my cursor is shakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

What a very weird was to think...!OP your assumptions is wrong and cynical.

Elon is just another lunatic billionaire seeking for attention, nothing more nothing less.

Is it possible for me to withdraw in another state different from where I open my account from?

Dammyofficial:
Just came here to see that people are having problems withdrawing their money.

I don withdraw my money since last week na.

I went to their branch at Ado Ekiti to withdraw 50k the day I got the alert. (On counter)

The following day I went there to withdraw the remaining 200k. I was told that I must leave a minimum of 2k in my account.

They gave me a transfer form, I filled it and the money (198k) was transferred to my other Bank. That same day.

PS: I wasn't the only beneficiary present there on that day. We were like 8 and I believe they've also gotten their money.

Tell us the code biko...

I will advise we all go on Twitter and every other sm to drag this unfortunate bank... Remember to tag Fed govt & ministry of youth and Mr Sunday Dare.

If you've been able to withdrew your fund from npf,signify...


I was told by one of their official that the bank server have crashed....


I'm seriously getting scared ooo

Begging won't do anything for you my friend... If anybody help you pay your tuition fees today how about next semester? Or do you pay per session?


Try and safe yourself the stress of ridiculing your self esteem through begging online...

Think about what you can do to stay afloat... You can take up driving uber or okada to salvage ur present situation.


Swallow ur pride and do something about your career.

Get multiple stream of income.. You can organise tutorial centre in your location,stop planing with your salary or you would be left frustrated.
Goodluck

Going to Iran for whatever reasons to study put you directly under the keen watchlist of CIA and other watchdogs across the world as a potential terrorist... If you can live with that,go ahead.

Mini-skirt with her K-leg abi?

I know her well she won't dare do that to herself.....

Disbursing the fund thru npf is a dent on this program....

Cos I don't know how long is going to take them b4 giving us our money

Wicked people everywhere

Tell her to see Nairaland False Prophet to pray for her because village pipu & their DJ are mixing her beats now now....

Nairaland and gender Vawulence.....5 & 6

sonofthunder:



Please what's the name of the app on play store and how do I get my login details? It appears I downloaded a wrong app

The original app had been replaced by non-functioning one.


For now just chill... Na 9ja tactics, to delay people from withdrawing all their money from that bank...


We have been patient until now,na small remain

My people, for those of you trying to transfer your money to other account without updating your documents with NPF is just an efforts in fruitility...

Know that you cannot withdraw or transfer that money until NPF network issue is resolved... Currently their network is in a total disarray...


Even for those of us who visited their offices to do bank to bank transfer,na on God we dey as I dey talk now.


That bank needs time... And concerning the APP... Don't go near it for now,so won't lose your money


Keep calm let's see how things would pan out as we enter new week next week.


At least money don enter now,what remain na to withdraw am.

goldendessy:

What and what did you submit at the bank?

Two passports photograph
Copy of NIN
NEPA bill photocopy... Datzall

Got to the npf office this morning to do the proper activation of my bank account after opening online...


After everything I told their boss I wanna withdraw my money into another bank account...

The man said I must leave at least #5k in the account. I fill the form and left.

So you can know say.... The thing no be film trick.....


The powder na original make up material for final burial....


May we not die untimely in Jesus name..

Alert tun ti zeh ooooo




Oyah now

Dammyofficial:


NIN slip
Passports
Utility bill

Thanks bro