₦airaland Forum

Work hard like illiterates,think like graduates...Street no be for weak minded ooo

When a man's life depends too much on kush & gbana to function the end result is shaking like a Shakespeare on a visit to holy kabah with bloody hands filled with blood of end-sars victims...


Jesu...my cursor is shakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

What a very weird was to think...!OP your assumptions is wrong and cynical.

Elon is just another lunatic billionaire seeking for attention, nothing more nothing less.

Is it possible for me to withdraw in another state different from where I open my account from?

Dammyofficial:
Just came here to see that people are having problems withdrawing their money.

I don withdraw my money since last week na.

I went to their branch at Ado Ekiti to withdraw 50k the day I got the alert. (On counter)

The following day I went there to withdraw the remaining 200k. I was told that I must leave a minimum of 2k in my account.

They gave me a transfer form, I filled it and the money (198k) was transferred to my other Bank. That same day.

PS: I wasn't the only beneficiary present there on that day. We were like 8 and I believe they've also gotten their money.

Tell us the code biko...

I will advise we all go on Twitter and every other sm to drag this unfortunate bank... Remember to tag Fed govt & ministry of youth and Mr Sunday Dare.

If you've been able to withdrew your fund from npf,signify...


I was told by one of their official that the bank server have crashed....


I'm seriously getting scared ooo

Begging won't do anything for you my friend... If anybody help you pay your tuition fees today how about next semester? Or do you pay per session?


Try and safe yourself the stress of ridiculing your self esteem through begging online...

Think about what you can do to stay afloat... You can take up driving uber or okada to salvage ur present situation.


Swallow ur pride and do something about your career.

Get multiple stream of income.. You can organise tutorial centre in your location,stop planing with your salary or you would be left frustrated.
Goodluck

Going to Iran for whatever reasons to study put you directly under the keen watchlist of CIA and other watchdogs across the world as a potential terrorist... If you can live with that,go ahead.

Mini-skirt with her K-leg abi?

I know her well she won't dare do that to herself.....

Disbursing the fund thru npf is a dent on this program....

Cos I don't know how long is going to take them b4 giving us our money

Wicked people everywhere

Tell her to see Nairaland False Prophet to pray for her because village pipu & their DJ are mixing her beats now now....

Nairaland and gender Vawulence.....5 & 6

sonofthunder:
Please what's the name of the app on play store and how do I get my login details? It appears I downloaded a wrong app

The original app had been replaced by non-functioning one.


For now just chill... Na 9ja tactics, to delay people from withdrawing all their money from that bank...


We have been patient until now,na small remain

My people, for those of you trying to transfer your money to other account without updating your documents with NPF is just an efforts in fruitility...

Know that you cannot withdraw or transfer that money until NPF network issue is resolved... Currently their network is in a total disarray...


Even for those of us who visited their offices to do bank to bank transfer,na on God we dey as I dey talk now.


That bank needs time... And concerning the APP... Don't go near it for now,so won't lose your money


Keep calm let's see how things would pan out as we enter new week next week.


At least money don enter now,what remain na to withdraw am.

goldendessy:
What and what did you submit at the bank?

Two passports photograph
Copy of NIN
NEPA bill photocopy... Datzall

Got to the npf office this morning to do the proper activation of my bank account after opening online...


After everything I told their boss I wanna withdraw my money into another bank account...

The man said I must leave at least #5k in the account. I fill the form and left.

So you can know say.... The thing no be film trick.....


The powder na original make up material for final burial....


May we not die untimely in Jesus name..

Alert tun ti zeh ooooo




Oyah now

Dammyofficial:
NIN slip
Passports
Utility bill

Thanks bro

Pls what are the bank documents one should take along for proper documentation?

Lifeisgoody:
Like what business Sir?
With proof

1.Selling phone accessories have more than 100% profit...


2.Fast food or setting up a restaurant is a money spinning business...


3. Standard UnisexUnisec salon is lucrative too..especially close to university or higher institutions of learning


4. Go into selling landed properties and used cars


5. Selling raw food and frozen food


6. Selling motor & motor cycles spare parts... This is a real gold digging...


7. Selling Building materials e.g Water Tanks,cement, roofing sheets, iron rods etc


8. Pure water factory business.... Oh my God,during dry season they make nothing less than 500k everyday

9. Establish a school...this takes time.

10. Fishery & poultry farming



If you need blueprint for any of these businesses, dm me

Take heart G.O.A.T....



Be strong ororo

I see lack of proper monitoring from the side of the school authority and bad parenting

Going to Canada with 9milla in my aza....

If dem no dey follow us person can still do better business with that capital and yield 100% gain within short time

VULCAN:
That is a sign of either a psychological or spiritual problem.

Eti binu sir?

chatinent:
One sentence: This is Nigeria in one picture.

This is the gospel according to the street...

"Thus sayeth sapa,the son of penury,the master teacher of every lasy niggars....saying with a loud voice in the market places,if you think you are educated think twice because I cometh and my rewards are with me to dash you batches by batches if your 36 senses sleepeth for just 2 seconds in this con3....



The most poorest in this con3 are educated folks

proffytee:
You can use this link for
https://www.smepayroll.com.ng/calculator/loan/

Everybody should pls visit this site to do the calculations of ur loan repayments...
enter the amount(250,000),
the number of years and
the percentage rate of the loan(5%)
Then click calculate....viola u will get ur results

Crazy writer....i gbadun ur sense of humour sha

Libkid:
thanks man.i no do again

Lily-livered.... Common don't chicken out,so just 25k you won't be able to pay untop of #250k buhari borrowed you for a whole year?

Haba come off it joor

wallchat:
Tanx a lot.

Please, since it's monthly repayment, the Said amount Plus interest will be deducted monthly right?
Are we to start repaying for the loan the next month they disburse the loan to us. Or we are to start repayment after a period of 12 months?

Good morning,you have 12month(1 year)moratorium....that is a year through which no repayment on loan and interest,then after a year holiday. You would now be paying the money based on the periods you filled inside your offer letter...e.g it could be 3yrs or 2yrs.



The offer is good anyway for business minded people... Imagine using #250k to do business for a year without paying any interest or payback the loan borrowed...then after a year you starts paying 5% on the loan on monthly basis...isn't that super cool?