MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

I've been in your exact situation when i was younger ....i carried a hardened stool for good 2 weeks, ate all the fruits imaginable but nothing happened.

My solution was this, i went to the toilet with a determination to force it out come what may, i pushed with all the strength in my being (even though it was as painful as hell) and used my hand to get get a tip of the hardened faeces and dragged it out, and that was it.
Please try going back to the toilet with a determination to push!

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Amara25god:
That is how things are being in the zoological republic

20pounds:
What does he need 15 advisers for? I thought this is a government of frugality, where a spartan approach to governance shall reign supreme.

Let him not also forget to ask them to declare their assets and their salaries should be made public.

Buhari's convoy is still long and made up of foreign cars. When is he going to start driving Innoson cars and the made in Nigeria Nissan cars?

Let us not forget that Aisha Buhari's wristwatch can sink 15 boreholes in Daura, where people and camels hustle for a drinking space in stagnant mosquito infested- ponds.

I hope we have not been scammed. #CHANGE DOLE!

Battery1:
Pls wat is d work of ADC

pocohantas:
Does anyone know why there's usually no power supply when there is fuel scarcity?
I want to know Please.

priscaoge:
Odimma, it's allowed but I don't want to hear any news about stray bullet ooooo

jazzydee:
Good one Mr Akpabio, Bye bye from Akwa ibom State government house. It took you 8 yrs to build a 308 bed hospital? thats snail pace of construction. I am only glad that the project has been completed.

searching4lovee:


THIS KIND OF NEWS MAKES ME QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF GOD.

DOES GOD REALLY FIND JOY IN THE DEATH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE?

searching4lovee:


THIS KIND OF NEWS MAKES ME QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF GOD.

DOES GOD REALLY FIND JOY IN THE DEATH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE?

nwafuluozoh:
Add sauce to make this story sweeter.

Modified.
The end of Nigeria has come.
SE wants Biafra
SS wants Niger Delta.
SW wants anything their masters want. Maybe they will get Arewa-Oduduwa.