₦airaland Forum

04kaa:
Prometh, na you be this? ABJ? Nokia dont break the beat. na u be this?

whats up man

Joshuabase:
Rebel deleted his account? Lol he's not the only one going to school here na
Were mikuz' bars that painful?
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You fall my hand o,we say make you drop bars you no drop,SMH
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You just dey post unnecessary post

ha baba, the ones I'm seeing here are hot enough

goshikid:
nah just common exam make u delete ur account? smh!
pity tho. .
i wish u guddluck boy!

common exam? Lol

I Saw this line somewhere on twitter "yo got pranks up ur sleeves?
you a LAZY MAGICIAN. . .recall that fo-fo-talk? the GLOCK POPS AT YO with FOUR-FOUR's ELOPED,
they LIGHT UP ON THE NATION just as yur FIRST BOSS FORE-TOLD! yo' DIE FROM THE INVASION
,,,, but you dying twice, inshort-son. . . . .I 'fill up ur stomach' with-4-bombs. . . . .and before ALL FOUR EXPLODES.....

,,,, you first DIE FROM CONSTIPATION!!!!!" Lol

KING of my city. Lol

lekinz:
Wetin person no go see for Nigeria during this election time...

Make Jah help us all

R.I.P

Btw .." Click like for Buhari and Share for GEJ "

nah, this is outrageous

Ibime:
Quick one. . . . shebi na no holds bars. . . . don't start no arguments though, all na bars. . . .


Beef me?

I go bark commandment/ Pay confra boys N100k to rip apart your garment/
Try me!. . . .for class, you go hear. . . "Na who dey answer Aromolaran for this art department!"/
Stupíd nigga chat too loud/ Put your life story online. . . cos you act too proud/
Here’s the facts, you clown. . . .
You in Level 1 . . . . Unilag. . . Arts. . . that means any nigga here. . . can track you down!/
Infact. . . look outside your classroom now/
Since you dey claim O.B.O. . . .I sent 5 niggas there to kidnap you now!/
He shout "google Oba Aromo. . . my papa na Chief"/ . . . and when I googled I could hardly believe/
The headline in the article reads/. . . .Aromolaran defrauds Osun State account. . . . #yourfather na thief!/
Ole! Barawo!. . . I done catch him son/ He no sabi run/
Kr0ne, weterem kerosene. . . Giyazz, bring matches come!/
Wetin I dey talk na true/ no be something new/
You’re 18. . . .your pops is 80. . . . #Godiswatchingyou!/
First wife pikin. . . school in jand/ Second wife pikin. . . Cambridge uni grad/
So it’s truly sad/. . . .when your turn reach . . . "Madam, that your mumu pikin go manage Unilag"/
I’m very sure though/ Your mates dey study Maths, Engineering and Law bro/
After millions spent on schooling. . . .”Papa, I want read fine art”. . . .#wicked pikin. . . . #DiarisGodO!/
Emotional creep/ Heard Ibi’s a Maths grad. . . . so he opened his teeth/
"Art students are smarter than Maths". . . . . bítch, who told you to speak!/
Who call you?/ Pesin wey no fit add 2 + 2/
When intellectuals dey talk. . . .you’re the type we carry shoe pursue/
cos we don’t care what the schoolboy drew!/ . . . . check the odds mathematically/
How many Nigerians earn decent salary. . . . from art gallery?/
So from here on, your life will be so frustrating/ Lemme hail Warriblood. . . .cos I know you’re hating/
Today, he’ll get paid for 20 haircuts. . . . you’ve never sold one painting!/
You better pull your socks up sonny/ cos it’s not so funny/
that you mock niggas who hustle their way. . . .cos of your mother's pocket money!/
Phaseone got props cos his raps is tight/ You started acting hype/
Jealous nigga. . . . we see the bítch in you. . . . hermaphrodíte/
Posted his sister pics online saying "they’re free to mingle"/ "See their dimples"/
My first reaction. . . .these baboon looking bítches . . . need to squeeze their pimples!/
Bleached skin looking like roasted bolé. . . . Ksslib is evil/
Those bítches. . . black and yellow, black and yellow. . . . Wiz Khalifa single/
Let’s keep it simple/ cos beefing you is dumb and unhealthy/ You ain’t coming correctly/
when Coogar and Krone. . . showed you posing. . . wearing thong in a selfie!/
You lost poorly to Teddy/ and Max brought your corpse before ministers/
So test me. . . . and die in a gas explosion. . . . when I fire on all cylinders!/



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Lol

I so much respect this man; Lets see what he'll bring to the table featuring Praiz though.

Joshuabase:
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Wow how did you get to know of this place?
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Oh and Do you know verbz personally?

its nairaland bro! Who doesn't know it?

AirborneLacer:
Manure fans want to nkpansh nkpansh nkpansh. . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIqfCg_wsrQ

trouble maker

Belovedd:
I dont know d outcome of today match but I know that 5mins to d end we would be struggling to get an equalizer from So'ton. Na so I dream am yesterday

lol

Joshuabase:
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You're the dude that won that nokia ish ryy?

you are not wrong

rocoh:
Pls who is Olawale Dibia Ajayi. And why should we believe him. A person speaking d truth doesn't push it down your throat, that is if he even is telling the truth. This so called Olawale Dibia Ajayi. Has been pasting his lies in all the threads to spread propaganda.A search for Kanke on Nairaland forum shows this.

Conscience is an open wound, only the truth can heal it- Uthman Dan Fodio

the dude surprises me

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

Few days to presidential elections. If you’re voting remember these factors;

1. The chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing 20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Power outage
12. Selling of Nepa
13. Selling of Refineries
14. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills
15. ASUU & poly Strike
16. Doctors Strike
17. National Assembly tragedy
18. Stella’s oduah Aviation Scam
19. Kerosene subsidy
20. N13 billion Jet Maintenance scam

we need change…

jackyraw09:
Oh boi.. nigerians go soon say na jumong invent skelewu lol.

lmao, u guys are wasting ur talents here. Bunmi Davies is looking for Upcoming stars.

Thats the snake style

Stop beating around the bush

sugarboii:
[size=15pt]Jackie Chan is the founder of Shoki. No argument.
LOL[/size]

lmfaoooo!!

coogar:
LVG should bring zaha back & loan januzaj to crystal palace. zaha beasted today but he needs to work on his decision making. he could have assisted 4 goals today in the last 6 minutes.

https://giant.gfycat.com/FondWeepyFlatcoatretriever.gif

warido man? Have any idea of what crystal palace smoked this evening?

ROZZAYY:
Any power dat wants me to click on dat link die! By fire!

lol whats wrong with the link

TV01:
And if marriage is about agreement and mutuality as you've outlined, having entered the agreement - which is conjugal and implies co1tus - can one party now unilaterally decide to renege on the agreement? Individual identities have agreed to merge and seperate wills too mesh.

If a man freely refuses to make provision for his wife - when he is able to do so and she has need - he can be charged with spousal neglect. Much talk of free wills is at best odd, when they freely enter into the union.

Again, I'm not buying into this "marital rape" is endemic ish. And I'm not swayed by inchoate definitions of what constitutes rape or marriage.

TV

your point exactly

Mynd44:
One shepe bottle standing on the wall

sure things

@OP If I was you, I wouldnt give a ffuck but would pretend I do in other create an obvious awareness to the bbitch that what she did was wrong. Like avoiding her, not picking her calls and all that sshit.
But dont let the emotion get the best of you, subjugate it and dnt kill yourself either. Afterall; she's been sleeping with that ex long before she met you.

selfoss:
Hmmm
Why Oh Why?

Na poverty dey cause am.

oh well, you are so wrong

Aint you part of the women folks that indulge in these inhumane practises you listed above?

jhidey08:
This arguement ensued between me and some of my friends yesterday about a husband raping his wife. NLs, is there anything lyk a husband raping his wife? Is it constitutionally right or wrong? Please kindly share your knowledge by shedding more light to this. Őňĕ łõvĕ

In my opinion, I think theres every possibility of a husband ràping his wife i.e if he does it forcefully against her wish. Besides I dnt think a man in his right senses would do such a thing.