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There were three men living
together in London. An Afro-
American, a West Indian and a
Nigerian. They were all starving
because they didn't have money
to buy food.
However upon coming close to a
posh London restaurant in this
classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first.
After being seated, he ordered a
three course meal with white
wine. When he had finished the
meal, the waiter came by with
the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-
American shouted! The waiter
was very confused because he
could not remember being paid.
But because he did not want to
cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West
Indian walked into the same
restaurant and ordered a five
course meal with red wine. When
he was finished eating, the
waiter came by to collect the
money for the food. "HEY, HEY,
LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian
shouted. This time the manager
came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not
want anything to upset the other
customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian
walked in. And you know how
we are. He sat down. Lit up a
cigarette, and ordered the most
expensive meal on the menu,
plus two bottles of Guinness.
After he had finished, the waiter
came to collect the money for the
meal, But before the Nigerian
could say anything, the waiter
spoke to him."Sir, I have been
having all sorts of problems all
day and I can't understand it.
Two other people like you came
in earlier and ate, and they say
that they paid me but I don't
remember getting any money
from them so, " Before he could
finish, the Nigerian interrupted,
rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY
FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA
YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

ok we don hear.next! !.

na wa ohh.dis one na thread?

M M M:
a 2nd wife will do

i wont do any tin,coz she knows wot she wot instead, i will surpport her in any way i can.

who take my pen?

wow, na wa oh

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