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@Team_August, Oyahhhh fire down. We all want to hear your blissful birth stories.
No time - to - say - No time

@Team_July mamas, una too much. Una work shaaaaa. hahaha e be like plan work.
Team-July-rocks.

@mummy2be thanks for the call. Lil Proudy says Good evening Ma.

Na Oga turn this nite ooo. Vigilanteeee don start. no be small sometin.

Where are all the Fathers in this room? Why una just lev prouddad here na? e no gud like dis ooo.
Mamas, I thank you all for all i have learned from you all here, and that you have valued our contributions and presence herein.

@lala4sure, how is my Beautiful, Ebony-skinned Princess doing na? Lil Proudy says you should take good care of her well well oooooo.
Regards to dh.

mytestimony:
U get pregnant ,get so excited. Next morning sickness.
U find a beautiful site to always vent. Nairaland oh my sweet nairaland. When dh does anything u come and report, Lol. of course beautiful family where nobody judges u. The love is super. U always come to vent about how u dont sleep, how body de pain u, how ur bump starts growing. How people are now staring.
U start shopping and asking ur nairaland family to help so this terrible baby shops who take advantage of FTMs don't cheat u. U cant wait to pop out d LO. U start panicking cos the day is approaching. D day finally comes and God performs his miracle. U c ur bundle of joy. Vigilante starts. Oh my the vigilante. Then you start to complain abt how u dont sleep. Meanwhile u move to the newborn thread. You start gaining experience. Motherhood is sweet. You keep peeping the pregnancy thread. Sometimes u comment somrtines u just read smile and pass. Just few months and you feel like going thru all that again. Oh life!

Big sis,, na true u talk ooo. those days when Oga will have to buy all types of food, still madam wil say "taste don lost just now".
Abi na wen madam dey waka sideways, sleepless nights, Oga mind dey enter high-jump,, hmmmm na waoo.

In all, we thank God for the beautiful ending and beginning of a new phase.

mumChristbel:
Mamas, I don't know if am the only one feeling this way o. I am almost 14weeks gone but no bump and sometimes I don't even feel like am pregnant though I had Ms for some weeks and my scan shows all is well . My first pregnancy wasn't like this. I am yet to start antenatal. Please mamas is it normal for baby bump not to show at this stage or am I just being paranoid?

Dont worry. All I have to say is that all is well with you. Free your mind and relax: thats the first thing I think helps. Mamas will respond to you.
Sleep tight.

spicychic847:
yes ooo..we need to start knowing ourselves..congrats mamas
#teamjanuary#

Whaoo God will see you through to perfection. Keep it cool.

omowunminow:
Congrats, may she be a source of joy to u and her generation. little proudy has gotten himself a twin/ wife. congrats once again

Thank you so much. Proudy baby don bring e wife follow body.

abyyyyy:
proud mum and proud dad I woke up very early to prepare pounded yam and pepper soup with catfish and "ehenbevbarie",am about leaving my house for the park now, 350 naira will be okay for my transport from Benin to ekpoma. I need to do one day omugwo for the proud family.
lala4sure congrats on the birth of ur princess.

heyyyy no be lieeeeee. Thank you oooo. once you enter town, just halla. no shaking.

lala4sure:
Hello Ladies,

The ever faithful God has blessed my lovely Husband and I with a priceless princess. Words can't explain my joy and I stand in awe of you Lord.
Little proudy's may just have gotten himsef a princess as I am sure they arrived same date 30th July 2015

BS later, it's still thursday here so make I sleep small

Whaoooo Congratulations oooo. Proudy family welcomes our new Princess. Lil Proudy just dey smile. U no see say proudy dey hot, him just carry e princess follow body. Joy in the air.

lala4sure:
Congratulations to the proudy's ohhhh, Omggg God is really a faithful and awesome God. Words can't explain

Thanks ooo. u 3-much. I hope u don book ur flight for omugwo

omowunminow:
On behalf of my family, i say a Big Congratulations to the Proudy family. May he be a source of joy to his family and his generation at large. and may Almighty God use him as a point of contact to me and all the TTC mothers. Amen. so happy for the Proudy family

My belle full for this prayer. Thanks a lot

nefertitiram:
Deltans wetin? Representing the Edo community!
Congrata to the proudys. Omonzokpia! @proudad38 abi I lie?

I de come, make I cook ebe usiria (black soup) with ama

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Edo / Esan People Oyey, Oyeyyyyyy!!!

@All-Mamas... you cant be left out on this .... e say e wan cook black soup with hot pounded yam.
I beg bring am jareyyyy. Proudy dey salivate oo. See this baby, the smell of the soup don wake am sef.

I don chi-chon-chin

proudmom38:
CONCLUDING PART...


...Wen we get 2 d door of d labor room I culdn't move again,I stood thr 4 more dan 5mins,na thr I see 'show' prouddad was like 'nurse she's bleeding' lol d nurse said let her come in now abeg,prouddad come dey beg make I try go in,we entered d labor I was checked @5:47pm n was fully dilated n was stil havin d urge 2 push d nurse told me 2 push n just 2pushes my PRINCE CHARMING came out at 5:55pm weighin 3.5kg 'without tear'... It can only be God!


My prayers goes 2 all d pushing mamas on dis thread n d world at large d good Lord dat did mine will do it 4 each n everyone u. To d TTC mamas 'ARISE N SHINE FOR YOUR LIGHT HAS COME' U SHALL BE CALLED D FAVOURED ONE! AMEN...And 2 us d vigilante crue,d God of Heaven n Earth will guide,protect,bless n preserve our los n our family at large.Amen

Finally...2 my soulmate,may d Almighty God bless u n our family 4ever.I love u my SWEETNESS!

THE END...

AWESOME GOD HE IS.
People, Men and Women, today I am a Father of a handsome young man, brand new baby. Its an awesome, life-changing experience sha.

I say since night, i no fit sleep. hahahaha --- come see Prouddad as e dey look lil proudy sleep peacefully---

Wait ooo, e be like say e dey dream now.... oooo boyyyy,,, smiling in Urobo language.
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I thank all Fathers and Husbands of our lovely Mamas who make this room alive, that God grant them the power to keep all your homes together in love. Amen

hey... shshshshshs.. Proudy is calling .. brb

ahnie:
***celebration galore.....oya lets rub powder on our faces and necks......Dancing and partying.we are omin with our banga soup and usi(starch)with correct dry fish .

hahahah i beg add perfume join jare... una 3-much

proudmom38:
My Birth Story....

I went 2d hospital yestrday evening 4 induction as scheduled by my gyn,on getting there he told us dat we should wait till dis morning.So at 6:45am he inserted d meds in my veejay n ask me 2 lie down...2-3hrs later I started having mild contractions dat whr 7mins apart,I was like 'd thing no even pain sef' dats wen I came here 2 update u guys. Fast forward 2 1pm,i was checked n d nurse told me I'm 2cm dilated so I went back 2 my ward.@4:30pm d contractions was getting stronger n was 3mins apart 'na thr prouddad enter work'he rob my back,waist n shulder 4 wia?d pain no hear o,@4:45 I told him 2 call my gyn 4me wen he I told him 2 check me n he said I was 5cm gone.All d while no 'show' yet only a little pink blood wen I wipe n dat was b4 d nurse checked me! @5:30 d thing do me push push inbewtn contractions,I told dh 2 call d nurse,I xplain 2 her n she ask me 2 follow her 2d labor room,I fit waka? Dh was my walkin stick lol 'may God keep him alive 4me Amen'...

TO BE CONTINUE...

hmmmmm, no be small sometin ooooo. My own birth story na season film.. Watch Out!!!

modath:
@proudmom38 ..@prouddad38

My proudddddddddddddyyyyyyyysss of life!!!,....

Words fail me, the depth of emotion you guys evoke in me is just beyond words , all i can say is " I'm wishing you guys same as i wish for myself & family...

Now I'm expecting to be paid for patent/copyright on the proudy name...

@modath.... Mama-d-mama.... My personal person. na only Baba God go bless all of una oooo. As you rejoice with us, may this be the dawning of a new era in your life too ooo.

Mosi01:
Obokhian lil proudy. Congratulations to the Proudy family. God is good.

Obilu ooo (Thank you ooo)

Prouddad Contacts: ekifx212@gmail.com
Note:
All messages are welcomed.

Kindly state your N/land ID for identification when writing.
And please know that Lil Proudy do this for his love for everyone in this room, therefore may we all portray maturity and not abusive.

Appreciation to you all my people.
Good nite.

clinik:
Waoh waoh waoh........! So glad to hear Dis... Congratulations dearies... May lil proudy be a source of joy to your family.. Chai..I no get una contact no,shey I for call... Dh sends his love,once again congratulations....! Love u sis..

Prouddad weldone ooooooo

Big sis.. thanks a lot ooo.

sharing contact now.

Thanks to you all. In fact, I am short of words ooo. This Family have been so helpful. All I can say for now and always is: GOD IS GOOD. When you call on Him, wait for Him, and He shall perfect His good work in His Time.

Make una sleep wellaaaa.
My Night Vigil starts tonight. hahahahah No be small tins oooo

abyyyyy:
finally the prince is here, lil proudly "oboshan".

Osenobulua Obilu oooo. (Translation: Thanks be to God)

-----PROUDDAD IN THE HOUSE-----
First of all, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL JULY MAMAS... Sorry for my delays...
This is the moment we have all been waiting for!!!

@All-The-Mamas in this house.... Good evening to you all ooooo. @Senior-Mama Beedam, @Modath, @Kaffy4bill, @Lala4sure @Keji3, @Marygold, @Bheambo, @kokocandy, @Tchwinnie, @Mummy2be, @Faithfulwife, @Clinik, @ahnie, @marygold, @lovinam @sheweezy, @tatacherie @Mytestimony @Kimoni @Ariyke @abyyyyy @everfaithfulGod ....and All_Others_beautiful_Loving_Mamas....

I greet una oooooooo
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In fact, Prouddad is SMILING IN HEBREW, CHINESE, GREEK, IGBO, HAUSA, YORUBA, Esan...and so onnnnnnn.

I know you all have been waiting and my Baby Proudy, My Prince charming, My Pride, who have kept all people of all languages waiting and standing in this room.

And Now --- without wasting any more timmmmmeeeeee,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FATHERS AND MOTHERS, BOYS AND GIRLS, DOCTORS AND NURSES--
Please rise up and welcome: His Handsome --- His Charming --- His adorable
......... My Baby Proudy........

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My Proudy was born today @5:55PM weighing 3.5KG.
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Today, God have completed my smile and the smile of all those who have given birth in this room and of those awaiting their glorious day.

On behalf of My Family, I want to say a BIG BIG THANK YOU, for your support, Your Prayers, your encouragement, and your love for The Proudy Family. May all your joys be Complete also.
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Proudy says: Good Evening to all the new babies, Fathers and Mothers in this room.

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Proudmom dey shine face, with full blown smilesssssssssssss. She say make I greet una all.
She say make I ask una who dey come 4 Omugwo ooooo Then those wey don prepare Egusi Soup and Pepper soup, make dem dey bring am.
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Please await her Birth Story, as you Pop Wine, Malt, soft drinks, Pure water...etc. My own Birth Story na Season Film ooo.
COMING SOON!!!.
Thank You All.
Prouddad38

abyyyyy:
proudy I just registered on nairaland now because of you, please come and share the good news.

hahahaha SMILESSSS

Ariyke:
Proudmom38 show ooo
Congrats in advance

hahahaha Smilessss

tatacherie:
Wer is prouddad he should b giving us live updates na.it has ended in praise by Gods grace.congrats already prouddy famly

hmmmm.... I just dey smiley smilesss

sheweezy:
The suspense proudmum is giving us ehn,a lot of us are waiting for the good news. Proud family should take an award on this thread. You brought a lot of people out of their hiding place.

HMMMMM SMILESSSSSSSSSSSS

ahnie:
As a typuical waffi Bae,make i prepare correct Banga soup and starch with dried catfish to celebrate the grand arrival of lil proudy.

hmm hmmm,, SMILESSSSS

Good noon to all the Mamas in the house... A big congrats to all the Mamas and out new born babies... I wish you all the joy, smiles and happiness from above oooo.

@Kaffy4bill, @All_The_Beautiful_Mamas, I am so sorry for being absent for a while now... man bizy sha... Make una no vex ooo. Just know that I share in your joys all day as the Good news keeps coming in for all July Mamas...

The Proudy family is happy for you all.

May God keep us all strong as one big family here. Thanks for your support for all pregy and expectant mamas.

Keep them babies coming.... haahahahahahaha

one love.

bimsusy:
Finally its my turn, God has blessed my home with a cute baby boy born on 20th June. BS coming shortly.

A big Congratulation.... may the joy never seize.

kaffy4bill:
Hmmmmm.. welcome back ooo, no b beans to b baba baby. Its well wit us all. Sure u r counting down

@kaffy4bill.... in fact u can say that again ooo... this one pass ewa_goin oooo. The countdown no wan slow down at all ooo... little proudy no wan just wan see daddy nd mommy wella... Its a joyful experience sha..

proudmom38:
Ahhhh! Implication!!! Abeg my fellow mamas no be me give am work o...(Though I give am small work sha) But dat one no stop am 2 come check on u pple o! Make una hold am well...

hahahaha, habaaa Proudmom... na both of us dem go flog.

@kaffy4bill... thanks jare for having my back. How u dey and my brother na??

@ All_Mamas_In_The_House... My deepest apologies for my absence...have been busy sha.
How una dey na
To all the new born, I say WELCOME to happiness and bliss.
To all Mothers, I say may the strength from God be your heritage and may you experience full happiness as you build us great Homes.

@modath, @mytestimony, @kaffy4bill and @ others... wey wan flog my yansh because i just no show face....... i beg make una pity man pikin ooo..... i don come now.

Na proudmom give me work oooooooooo...

jesuseun1:
My wife is 4mths preg.but she always compalin of headache, what is the cause and what can she use. Could be that she is using the iron tAblets 3times daily.

Welcome bro. Relax, im sure our mamas here will respond with possible solutions. She will be ok. Had similar with my Wifey, just pregy things.