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Phones / Re: Chrome Browser Showing This Colours Over Text, Can't See Anything by Proudman1: 6:48am On May 19
lovediehatelive:
Just like blocks of gradient green red, orange black color. Completely covering the screen
did you try to uninstall and install the latest version?
Romance / Re: My Bank Is Showing Shege: What Can I Do To Earn At Least 5k Today Or Tomorrow? by Proudman1: 9:36pm On May 15
Babbyad:
Did you transfer directly from your Amazon account to your first bank?
no. From Amazon to payoneer and then to FBN

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Romance / Re: My Bank Is Showing Shege: What Can I Do To Earn At Least 5k Today Or Tomorrow? by Proudman1: 7:15pm On May 15
** the worst thing was that my uncle even sent me 10k yesterday.

Normally he'll call and ask if he should send the money to my Opay, first bank or PalmPay account.

But strangely, yesterday he didn't. He just sent the 10k straight to my first bank account.

I saw the alert yesterday I wan kolo grin

I just had to call him and thank him quietly grin

Romance / My Bank Is Showing Shege: What Can I Do To Earn At Least 5k Today Or Tomorrow? by Proudman1: 7:13pm On May 15
I don see shege from FirstBank no be small.

So, I have money in my first bank account but can't touch that money.

This issue has been going on for about 2+ weeks now.

So, I received about 70k from my Amazon publisher account and first bank automatically froze the account.

I went to the bank and they said I need to do KYC since I was operating a student account.

I said okay, no problem na, let me do the KYC. To start the process, they said my BVN name and account name are not matching.

They then ask me to bring an affidavit from the court. I rushed to court to get one.

Affidavit that's N500, the clerk in the court was charging us N2,000. But clearly it was written on it that it's N500.

Anyways, since I have over 70k in my account, I didn't care much. So I paid the 2k for the affidavit.

I should have known that this problem tie gele for head with hand bag.

Naso I enter bank o. I submitted the documents to correct the BVN. They then asked me to come back in 3-5 days.

Ha, where I wan see money stay till then? I just spent the last cash I have on the affidavit!

Naso I take trek from bank reach school hostel that day.

In 3 days time, I went back. Nothing show. They kept saying they are not able to do anything that it is the CBN's fault.

The matter weak me sha. Because that 70k was my hope for this month.

I trekked back again. And returned 5 days later and this time the bvn name has been changed.

Okay. I was happy that anyhow they will unfreeze my account today.

For where?..!!

I went to the other customer agent. She then asked for my national ID card, nepa bill. I gave her everything.

The next thing she said was I should come back in 10 days time!

Like how now? You have all my details why am I to come back in 10 days time?

This is the same account I've been using since 2015 o.

I was really depressed that day because how do I survive 10 days when I have no kobo on me eh?

It was really frustrating honestly.

I just left the bank that day with anger, frustration, hunger and another round of trekking to the hostel.

Traditional banks need to do better. I've been using Opay and never faced this type of issues before.

Yesterday, being the 5th day, first bank sent me a mail that my application is now successful.

I thought they've resolved the issue.

So, I decided to skip lectures today and hurry to the bank only to be told that they will need to take the documents to Lagos and so it'll take some time.

So right now, my money is locked away in the bank till further notice.

I've been relying on my roommate for food and everything in between since the beginning of this wahala.

But this economy no be wetin person suppose dey carry another person for head o. He has been trying but Kai, I just wish things are different.

Please if you get any online work wey I fit help you do, abeg let me know.

I can do flyer design. Website development. Writing. Etc.

Anything you can outsource, please do. I really need some money for essentials till I resolve this issue.

I just finish from class group studies with hunger now and thought I should reach out.

Politics / Re: Benue Governor Alia's 58th Birthday Today: Highlight Of His Achievements by Proudman1: 11:41am On May 15
grin

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TV/Movies / Re: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by Proudman1: 2:13pm On May 13
SpecialAdviser:

Is this applicable to all televisions. This app comes with TV right?
if you don't have a smart TV, consider getting an android tv box

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TV/Movies / Re: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by Proudman1: 2:11pm On May 13
tuoyoojo:
God help u if u have a 65 inches ultra high definition TV.

It does to data what V8 engine does to fuel

anybody wey get that machine no go worry for money for data.

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Religion / Re: Father’s Day Sunday: An All-Male-Choir With Enough Courage And Good Voices by Proudman1: 10:23am On May 12
Helinues the transgender don enter one chance for this thread grin grin

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Religion / Re: Father’s Day Sunday: An All-Male-Choir With Enough Courage And Good Voices by Proudman1: 10:21am On May 12
helinues:


Mynd44
Seun
Nlfpmod
Fergie001
Mukina
Oam4j

Rule 2
he was right though.

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Religion / Re: 5 Keys To Kingdom Wealth by Proudman1: 10:09am On May 12
So God will give you 100k, so you can pay him 10k?

Doesn't that sound like those telegram yahoo boys that ask you to deposit 10k to get 20k in one hour?

The devil ask Jesus to turn stone into bread and Jesus rebuked him.

The same Jesus today is turning your stones into bread for you. Yet you think you're listening to the right messages?

Stop the transactional relationship with God. Paul never collected tithes.

Give as you can in your capacity to God without expecting anything from it. God loves a cheerful giver.

Not a giver that gives and expect God to say "This is a prank, I'm just testing you to see if you can give. Since you pass the test, let me double or triple the amount for you"

God is not a skit maker on tiktok.

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Romance / Re: Fear Women: My Friend Had Sex With The Lady Marrying Today, On Thursday Night! by Proudman1: 7:25pm On May 11
BloodyDoe:
So what if she spent her last day as a single woman on another man’s bed. What about it?

she was single just a night before her wedding?

This is another farm tool talking without thinking as usual.

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Romance / Re: What Makes The Food More Sweeter. Maggi Or Salt? by Proudman1: 6:41pm On May 11
Try cook two samples of food.

Sample A: only salt with the other ingredients. No maggi

Sample B: only Maggi with the other ingredients. No salt

Now sit down and taste the two samples.

At least no be everything you go wait to hear from people mouth. Do the experiment yourself.
NYSC / Re: Unpaid Corper Sings Asake's Song With His Students To Share His Frustuation (vid by Proudman1: 5:54pm On May 09
undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do We Do This On Nairaland? (pics) by Proudman1: 7:57am On May 09
TheSuperX:
And yours too, which is very glaring.
alright. Glad we are on the same page.
Politics / Re: Speaker Tajudeen Overrules Manu Calling For Suspension Of Cybersecurity Levy by Proudman1: 6:31am On May 09
😂 😂
Politics / Re: Cybersecurity Levy To Tackle Crimes, Terrorism - FG by Proudman1: 6:30am On May 09
Ghana get 24/7 light

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Do This On Nairaland? (pics) by Proudman1: 6:26am On May 09
TheSuperX:
Can't you see Nigerians stupidity flying around? you definitely don't need a soothsayer to tell you the obvious truth.
I can see yours

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Do This On Nairaland? (pics) by Proudman1: 7:11am On May 08
TheSuperX:
But the guy isn't wrong, most Nigerians are just so foolish.
but you're an exemption? By what means please?

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Romance / Why Do We Do This On Nairaland? (pics) by Proudman1: 1:10pm On May 07
I always come across Nigerians insulting Nigerian themselves and it really wonder me sometimes.

They say all manner of things like they are not part of the country people they are insulting.

Same way they also insult the black man like they are white.

I mean sometimes when you see them insulting black man, you'd thought they are white people behind the username.

I don't know what you try to accomplish but so long as you are a Nigerian or an African and you insult the country or the continent, it doesn't make you "sophisticated" or "different".

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Business / Re: What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by Proudman1: 9:49pm On May 04
MeekGram7:
Paste your aza make I do something for you….

Boss. This na my aza. Thank you

7055822849
Opay
Romance / Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by Proudman1: 3:28pm On May 04
Hollybratt:
Your papa
oya na
Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Proudman1: 10:01am On May 04
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by Proudman1: 11:43pm On May 03
Hollybratt:
Hey chap, anyway, you are not to be blamed, bcus i don't understand you, upon all what we are all facing in this country na nonsense you want to be doing. Normally na sense you no get.

IRMC
who be this one na undecided
Business / What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by Proudman1: 7:45pm On May 03
So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.

And they automatically freeze the account.

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them shocked

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?

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Romance / Re: Is There Anyone Using These Two New Whatsapp Features? (Pics) by Proudman1: 7:53am On May 03
immortalcrown:
I hate the channel feature. I have not had any need of the community feature.

I would have dumped WhatsApp a long time ago but most of my contacts are not active on Telegram.
seriously.

Telegram is the coolest app. Unfortunate that people are not very active there.

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Romance / Is There Anyone Using These Two New Whatsapp Features? (Pics) by Proudman1: 7:46am On May 03
Personally, I prefer whatsapp without all the distraction of feeds and updates.

So, it was surprising to see Mark trying to turn whatsapp into another Facebook with these channels.

I wish I could remove or hide the channels from my WhatsApp. I've never clicked to look at any of the channels merely out of rebellion.

Hopefully, I believe if no one touched it, I believe they might phase it out.

If we want to be bombarded with contents we know where to look at, not whatsapp.

Another feature I can't seem to understand or feel like it's useful is the community feature. What exactly is the point?

I feel it's redundant and not useful at all. If you want more people in the same group then just allow admin to add more members to the already existing group.

Why ask them to bundle different groups just to achieve the same aim in a more clumsy manner?

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Family / Re: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by Proudman1: 5:18pm On Apr 29
surrogatesng:
Thanks to IVF.To learn more of surrogacy and IVF visit http://nigeriansurrogates.com/
hello

Let me add security to your website sir

Romance / Re: You'll Pay Dearly For Things You Don't Know (Pic) by Proudman1: 12:19pm On Apr 22
Bongadu:




Mumu man way no fit code


Next time buy a forking ad from seun

you still never prove say I dey scam people.

Thought you said you'll be doing that yesterday?
Romance / Re: You'll Pay Dearly For Things You Don't Know (Pic) by Proudman1: 10:12am On Apr 22
Bongadu:




No talk too much , just drop link
drop 50k make I show the project. Make we no dey make mouth for nothing
Romance / Re: You'll Pay Dearly For Things You Don't Know (Pic) by Proudman1: 10:12am On Apr 22
Bongadu:
Mumu web dev Ctrl c+v for chat gpt



Nonsense hosting site way go crash after xss is done on that shit



Na fággots like you day spoil web dev


Better go find rope kys
post your project make I post my own.

Let's compare grin
Romance / Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by Proudman1: 10:51pm On Apr 21
All the people above have problem with comprehension.

Yes decent strip club means a good strip club.

Just as you can ask for a decent ashawo which means you're looking for someone clean, pretty and healthy compared to the rest.

This country just filled with certificates no real thinking.

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