Hollybratt:
Hey chap, anyway, you are not to be blamed, bcus i don't understand you, upon all what we are all facing in this country na nonsense you want to be doing. Normally na sense you no get.

IRMC

who be this one na

So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.

And they automatically freeze the account.

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?

immortalcrown:
I hate the channel feature. I have not had any need of the community feature.

I would have dumped WhatsApp a long time ago but most of my contacts are not active on Telegram.

seriously.

Telegram is the coolest app. Unfortunate that people are not very active there.

Personally, I prefer whatsapp without all the distraction of feeds and updates.

So, it was surprising to see Mark trying to turn whatsapp into another Facebook with these channels.

I wish I could remove or hide the channels from my WhatsApp. I've never clicked to look at any of the channels merely out of rebellion.

Hopefully, I believe if no one touched it, I believe they might phase it out.

If we want to be bombarded with contents we know where to look at, not whatsapp.

Another feature I can't seem to understand or feel like it's useful is the community feature. What exactly is the point?

I feel it's redundant and not useful at all. If you want more people in the same group then just allow admin to add more members to the already existing group.

Why ask them to bundle different groups just to achieve the same aim in a more clumsy manner?

surrogatesng:
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hello

Let me add security to your website sir

Bongadu:




Mumu man way no fit code


Next time buy a forking ad from seun

you still never prove say I dey scam people.

Thought you said you'll be doing that yesterday?

Bongadu:




No talk too much , just drop link

drop 50k make I show the project. Make we no dey make mouth for nothing

Bongadu:
Mumu web dev Ctrl c+v for chat gpt



Nonsense hosting site way go crash after xss is done on that shit



Na fággots like you day spoil web dev


Better go find rope kys

post your project make I post my own.

Let's compare

All the people above have problem with comprehension.

Yes decent strip club means a good strip club.

Just as you can ask for a decent ashawo which means you're looking for someone clean, pretty and healthy compared to the rest.

This country just filled with certificates no real thinking.

Tombrown3:

So you can scam me of 50k just like you go about scamming people there hard earn 15k while you post fake testimonials?

I've met your type bro.

Thank God you are being countered by lots of genuine developers in your useless advert thread you created, let's see who takes you seriously.

Thief. 😂

Don't worry, I'll show everyone how fake you are. Shey you dey build site 15k abi?

Just wait...

Lolz.

So, it's no longer "you can't build websites" but now it's "you're scamming" people?

How about this let's get WESE on nairaland to hold the money as a third-party?

He's a popular escrow guy on nairaland.

We can even make it 100k.

50k to prove that I build websites of which I'll provide very convincing evidence for all to see. and another 50k if you can't prove that I scam people.

That's 100k.

A third-party will hold the money

Put your money where your mouth is.

I'm still waiting for you bruvh.

We use wese as escrow. No need to dey shout upandan like mad dog

placeofallure:


I want a website where I will upload lots of researched topics on English Studies for elementary school level and worksheets too for pupils to do after learning a topic. Teachers too can pick things up.
Can you? Will it be profitable? How long will this take?
Thank you.

I can design this for you ma.

Profitability is dependent on how you market it mostly.

From experience if people need something and you show them that they need it, it's profitable.

Contact me make we discuss.

Tombrown3:


Lol... Fake asss lazy nigga. You think it's to use ChatGpt to conjure up HTML and CSS?

When you go to school and study computer science, pay fees and study hard, earn a certificate then come out here and build a site 15k.

You ain't shit, you can't solve the simplest data structure and algorithm without the help of IA, you think by entering YouTube and follow blindly others' hard work for 2 days because you have a laptop; that makes you a Web Developer?

You scamming little shitt!

You build a site for 15k but can't explain how, in a world were domain alone is above that price.

I pity who takes you seriously and give you a job.

see wailing na.

My offer still stand.

If you are totally convinced that I don't have a portfolio why not disgrace me for everyone to see?

Put 50k down. If I can't provide convincing evidence of my work, you win.

If I can, I get the money.

Na just simple stuff. No dey cry like ashawo wey dem no pay

ComputerOperato:


You're yet to accept your mistake.
There are 3 primary menus on your website.
One if them is "pricing"
If its under development, put an "under-development" page on it till you're ready.

I wish you well in your endeavours.

lolz. the pricing is right there on the frontpage. and anyone that click on any button on that page will know its not functional because nothing will work.

No be only put "underdevelopment" na "ontop of development" i go put

Everybody just know wetin dey wrong with every other person except themselves

qtguru:


Why so cheap, you can make much more

because I can. That's all.

RPG2020:



This is fraud 🤥 you are wanted for fraudulent activity by EFCC e don cast

dem still dey on Yahaya Bello matter

Tombrown3:


You ain't building shit bro, drop your portfolio let's see the site you built 15k.

and after then?

Since you're so convinced that I'm lying and don't have a portfolio, How about this, drop 50k

I'll send my portfolio and then get the money? And if I don't send any convincing evidence you get to keep your money.

At least put your money where you want your mouth to be.

Mu. mu

I see bad belle people everywhere trying to rubbish this.

But God dey. I go focus on my clients

No be mouth but I dey give you wetin go give joy.

My website will be maintained free of charge every month for you.

This is a chat with a very satisfied and happy client

Since you are here

I design websites for businesses for only 15k

I design investment platforms. I also design e-commerce websites just like jumia or jiji.

I also design real estate websites, blogs and websites for businesses.

All for 15k only.

WhatsApp 070 5582 2849

Guys, I'm still open to new offers

austinleo78:


Seems the OP isn't a web dev , but rather either a script user, ( from his post, he doesn't even know how to properly configure a server for php ), or he is a no code developer using free online ai to generate landing pages ..

alright.

Mr. Proper web developer. The Mark Zuckerberg of his time. Continue to face your lane.

I have over 25 projects online. Keep lying to yourself.

And if you're web developer you know a thing or two about bugs. But then again, I have nothing to prove to you.

austinleo78:




Walahi. It's frustrating.. I charge nothing less than 250k which is even the minimum.

That's why them go build website, the client will come to me to redesign and fix bugs ..

you do what you do. I do what I do. Why my own dey vex you?

ComputerOperato:


How many words I dey speak per day wey I go dey tell lies?

1. Click on pricing on main menu .

Accept and correct your mistake.

Screenshots attached. That's a different page. The pricing was clear on the homepage


2. @ the bolded, I have forgotten more than you think you know about hosting.

1. that's a different page under development.

The pricing was clear on the homepage.

2. Alright, you know everything there's to know about hosting. Good for you.

ComputerOperato:


You are selling to Nigerians and charging in dollars?
Mba.
Make I go front.
I host my websites using a Nigerian host and they charge me in naira and its far cheaper than yours.

Wait... your hosting is expensive but your web design is cheap?

where do you see dollar on the website? Its in naira.

If you understand the importance of hosting, then 1k or 2k per month is not expensive especially for a good one. No be hosting wey NEPA go dey switch on and off your website be that.

This is where i host all my client's websites. so e dey solid

Tombrown3:


I've switched to mobile app development cause of them.

Hosting alone is over 35k naira, no domain yet oo.

These guys think it's by building landing page. When you build a web app like I do with, you'll understand why.

Imagine 15k, how? Even if you are hosting in free platform, what about domain. Or na only . com.ng you they buy?

why all these explanations?

I have been building websites for my clients and they are all happy. why una come dey shalaye for wetin no concern una?

You bill your client 100k i bill mine 15k. they are happy, you are happy, i am happy.

I dont attack you but you are here attacking me? what's your point exactly?

WeirdAlien:
So you want to design an e-commerce website for 15k!
It is the likes of you that makes this profession not to develop, because there's always one newbie who thinks he could do 100 websites in a few months and make 1.5m. Fact is, it never happens.
No serious business man will pay 15k to one guy for this kind of job. They'd doubt you know what you're doing!
I don't do websites again, but 10 years ago I'd charge not less than 50k for a simple website unless you're close to me. E-commerce not less than 150k. And that was 10 years ago!

If you really know your stuff, price yourself well and stop spoiling things for others.
- 100k Laptop back then is now 500k
- Fuel price over N600 now was N87
- Electricity tariff was N15, now going to N225
- Rent has gone up.
- The price of everything else has gone up, web developers too need to survive by growing their prices.

I'm no longer a player in your market, but I'm speaking for those gurus whom clients will tell "But one guy said 15k, why are you charging 200k? That's ridiculous!"

Thank you.

what's your point exactly?

Zombieoppressor:


Are you for real?

What about mobile apps?

yes boss. 15k for website development

CR777:


Send me your number, let's talk

070 5582 2849

Albertone:


Read rule 18 of Nairaland

I don't see your point

jmoore:
15k for website? Una don downgrade that stuff with underpricing.

How much be hosting price and domain name sef?

With the epileptic power supply, I go buy petrol for 700 naira per liter, come dey charge 15k. Na akara business?

You dey try oh!

I think everyone understand their business model. E no make sense to samsung to sell their phones for 70k that no means say infinix no fit sell their own at that price.

Everybody know wetin dem dey do. focus on your lane bro

no worries boss

MikeofKd:
Saved your contact, might give you a contract soon but my own share is inevitable sha.