Toppie2:
Hello mamas in the house! This is my first post here, I've been silently following though.

Team December where una dey o... I'm 6weeks pregnant today and a FTM.
I wish all of us a stress-free and healthy bumping!

Baby dust to all gtc mamas...

BTW please mamas is it safe to eat instant noodles?

Congratulations and welcome aboard!
You can eat your instant noodles, moderation is the key!

sysengr:
BA.BA

Praise God with me for the safe delivery of my princess this morning at 9.35am weighing 3.9kg with tear. We are all doing great.

BS later.
Thank you all.

Safe delivery to the remaining April moms.

CC. Cappo PatKing.

Wow! Congratulations Sis!
No porting for you...
God bless your princess

zeezaa:


Drink more water and reduce stress and walking alot.....sorry dear..[/b]Hope folic acid is not among your antenatals because it helps the growth of uterine fibroid[b]

Haven't heard that before!

Meeeeey:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

To the glory of almighty God, I welcomed my handsome prince on 27th April thru ECS at 36 weeks +.

Mother and baby in good health

Team May ported to April

Cc cappo mumsgirl27

Congratulations ma'am!
God bless your prince

ahnie:

dancing to che che by mayokun

@ahnie congratulations on your twin babies!
Abeg come use hand rub me for Belle abi na belle u hide rub my belle sef
Congrats once more....

viettastitches:
mamas pls how can I fight extreme weakness.i have been in the hospital for days taking drip,but I am still weak.my kids can't even go to school yet

Sorry ma'am! Quick recovery to you.

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Adorablewifey:

Adorablewifey:

Oya effrybody bring your Semo, Fufu, Amala and Ekor and join me. If I don't take care of y'all, who will?
Mbok! No body should come and touch my chilled Eba oh, I'm not that generous. *hides it behind my back*

And you say no be you get your body?
How you go take get your body when only u dey consumed 6 pipo food?
Madam chilled eba and soup


Wuked sombori

modath:


I kid you not my sis...even though it felt like I spent the entire 9mnths in pregnancy induced misery (all day nausea & heartburn from the hades ) , the thread always lifted my spirit Kai...

That was why we started the tradition of posting baby pic with LBK cos here felt like my family cos of the goodwill & sheer joy radiating everywhere..... #ThreadCuties .#GreatVibes #WonderfulMemories


Cc... Zaynie, hafsat24(27 now I believe ) feddy24 , firsttymum, sayoberry, proudmom38 , kaffy4bill , favoredgal, liftedhands, lovinam , helovesme & any one I nor mention, no disrespect intended na forget oooo.....Much love

So nice to hear from you ma'am!
Those days was fun all through!
How is our Mohawk BOBO LBK doing and the egbons?

Our godmother @modath I sight you! O tojo meta

Adorablewifey:

you're laughing at me

Ah! No ooo I'm not laughing at you o, I am greeting u ni Ma...

I bold laff?

Adorablewifey:
it's official, I'm no longer the owner of my body. Feeling nauseous and still can't push it out.
OK, who makes EBA and keep in the freezer for it to chill? Who does that? Me.
Brought okro soup from the fridge and ate with my chilled eba , no be say gas no dey for cylinder oh. Who does that?me.

OK, I'm not complaining but how do I make stew now when I don't even want to see tomatoes let alone taste it.
I can't eat anything I prepare again, I've called my cousins to come help me cook.
You see how this pregnancy wants to announce itself before time.

I'M NOT COMPLAINING OH

Permit me to laugh small abeg

Pele dear, it will get better soon... For now, embrace your package with joy .


Welcome to the club

Shemmyglo:
My God has done it again!

BA! BA!! BA!!!

I gave birth last night to a bouncing baby boy through VD. Mother and baby are doing very fine.

team May

Congratulations ma'am...

tchiwinnie:
Hello ladies. Its been long long while. Just popping in to say hullo. @proudmum38, I see u sis

Wow! Mama mia where have you been?
Thanks for popping in

omonifamily:
BA!!!
Alhamdulillah! Alhamdulillah!! Alhamdulillah!!!
To the glory of Allah we welcome our princess on 24th by 11 p.m weighing 2.84kg via v.d with tears

Congratulations Sis!
God bless your princess!

Liftedhands:
Na she expose herself serious how market

I concur

AlphaHandMaiden:



Wharrapun to #2 and 3

Wait oh! Are women here not supposed to be pregnant? See the number of shares....

Gen gen! Some People will carry belle on top belle!

Anyways lemme go and do my own copy and paste in secure location.. I can never find the shared post when I need it!

Everything should be blend together I think, I haven't tried it yet.

Lol @carry Belle on top belle

AlphaHandMaiden:


Hmmmm hmmmm .

Prouddad! Abeg come and testify first!

Kikikiikikkii... Issnor my writing o

zaynie:

Ashenibanidaro

zaynie:




Never!


Those who dragged me then Lioha, Talltosyne, Ginababy and some bad bad shiddren..... they drag me and left me as ishonkishon (tough meat) that I am

Ishonkishon na ijakuja dem dey do am o
Come give akant jeje o

queenfav:
Hello mamas.. I dunno how to register here ooo. Doctor just confirmed that i am 4 weeks pregnant... Today has been a very happy day for me.. Pls I would be disturbing you all with many questions. Pardon me in advance being that am a newbie.

Congrats and welcome aboard!
Easy peasy journey to you...

whyworryPH:


Mama her market don collapse yakata for ground.
She is already a suspect and EFCC and SARS have placed a ransom on her head for anyone that has useful information that could lead to her arrest.

Abeg mama Zaynie, where is your location? Forget our fight for today and let me in on your hideout.
I promise to give u some part of the money when you come out of jail

In-law @zaynie abeg come and give akanti o
I no wan make this mata reach panti o

zaynie:




Dem think dem plenty reach?
One million of them!!!!

E ti po to o!
E lo posi Wa!
E tun pon ra yin gan!

E mi ekun toh deruba jungle sef!


Pumps my chest
Walks about with my padded shoulders and my crown on my head

zaynie:


Last week here o!
Abi was it 2 week ago?
Oya let me give you fresh one today and last Thursday.
Don't cry, you hear

I no go talk

Liftedhands:
Eg running away with awa dues money? All the dollars, tomatoes, petrol and even hectares of land in banana island? Infavy efcc and Sars should come for you
I dinor mention names o

Ashiri tin tu (secrets is opening )

Make I stay for one corner dey observe....
zaynie how market?

ayabadamilola:
Well ...well... well! Joomie... how nice to give yasef nickname. Oshoko you say? Jagaban here... nice to meet you! And it will be to give you all ticket to November, don't ask me how (I have goons in high places)


In other nice news, whyworryPH and BlessedDiva... join me

Evuls!

I want

sallygal:
BA!!BA!!BA.I WELCOME MY PRINCESS 27TH APRIL AT 4:10AM WEIGHING 3.5KG WITH TEAR,BS COMING SOON.
CAPPO..PATKING AND ALL MY APRIL MAMAS

congrats ma'am!
Welcome Princess and God bless you....

SlimBrawnie:
I've Been silently following this thread while in the TTC thread. Hoping I'd someday join you guys here.

I got a BFP last night (tears of joyyy). I'm 4wks gone today.

Please welcome me and advise on what to do.

Wow wow!!!
A big congratulations and welcome aboard!
Wishing you happy healthy journey.....

Goldenheart002:




my very expensive g-string, d one I must always use to appear and present my case in Hubby's court of law
U must buy me another one oh

Ehyaaaaa Pele.... Kikikikiikikikiki

ayabadamilola:
Mama zino, I be doing well! How's Zino and the crew?

2015/2016 was fun Mehn, I almost married tyconcepts Mofe and proudmum38 Lil proudy! I bet they're big boys now....zaynie can cause trouble sha!

Yes there!
Oh sweet memories!

THESE HOME REMEDIES KEEP YOUR VJ FREE FROM ODOUR, HYDRATED, SMELL GOOD AND BALANCE THE PH.

(1)
Add 2 cups of baking soda to your bathwater and soak yourself for 15-20m. *Clean yourself thoroughly after that with a clean towel.
*Do this many times in a week to get rid of the odour and balance the pH

(2)
*Mix 2cups of Apple Cider Vinegar in 1 bucket of warm water
*Soak in it for 30m
*Do this until you get rid of it.

ALTERNATIVELY
*Add 2tbsp of Apple Cider Vinegar to a glass of water
*Mix thoroughly and drink everyday

(3)
*Eat enough Vegetables, Pineapple, honey, berries, peppermint and drink enough water.

NB: You can combine all the remedies at a time.

#Isnotmywritingoooo#