Jazmiynne:

I knew a long time ago that you belonged to nobody and everybody... But I sincerely had hoped that the wind of change would bring good tidings and brand you a changed man...

I guess it's obvious that your heart is still being tossed hither and tither by that very wind

So after having my back, your ears are still twitching to hear Amy's words...

Oh Jaz...I've been scolding those ears since it came to my notice that they've been twitching here and there of their own volition. It's like they suddenly developed their own rebellious minds

amicable09:

Lol. Any response from your ears yet?

Can you believe that pair of insolent ears still won't give me an answer...even as I threatened to stop housing them without charging rent

Jazmiynne:
Oh puhleez! Amicable09 and Proudolodo... Would you guys get a room already?

The JV chatROOM is just big and cozy enough

amicable09:

Hahahaha
You are high!
Why then did you return? Please go back

*singing in Darey's voice*
You're not the guy I used to know
You're a shadow of yourself
I think I lost you long ago
Like a book that's left the shelf
I hear your footsteps down the hall
And I know someday that twill be you...
Going back to Mars

Hahahahahahahahaha...you're going to send me back to Mars with one of my favorite songs? Not fair

amicable09:

Lol. Wait!

You're cheating on me ProudOlodo!
You are.
Did you not say the same thing to Jaz? About counting on each other.

I cannot count on your ears at all

Ayam not cheating na, although I don't know if I can say the same for my ears.

Ears, have you guys been cheating?

amicable09:

Hahahaha. You always know what to say to get me laughing . I know where you've been all day, I hope you are back fully now?

Take a seat on the high table. You've loitered enough

Lol. You sure know where I've been Let me just manage this backseat for now, that wind might call at any time again, yo know

amicable09:

Lol. Ok o. You'll soon find out that I'm very very innocent of all the allegations you are about to hear.

What did you bring back for me?
Where's your bag?
Any roses? Any chocolates? Any hair ruffles? Any perfume? Oh please say yes to perfume!

Say yes!
Be like Skye Bank

Be not worried, ye whose guilt shall be counted unto thee as innocence

Lol @ Skye bank. The fear of bankly "yes" is the beginning of caution. Yes, there's roses, chocolates, hair ruffles, perfume. But in Mars, roses are lightings, chocolates are gun powders, hair ruffles are non-existent, and perfumes are weapons.

amicable09:

Lol @ Trump must hear this

Trump my man!
Don't mind those impersonators, I caught them before they could say J-A-C-K!

Even in the darkness night, I will recognize your shadow and real self . I am that gifted in the area of recognizing real pals who have kept me company one time too many

Lol. I knew I could always count on your eyes that could see shadows even in the dark night

amicable09:

Lol.

My peacock I don't understand you again o!
Are you for or against me?

Remember how we used to be na
You cannot change like this o!
My word over everyone else's

Right?
Right.

Lol. Amie, how can you not understand me when you've read me like one of dem Chinua Achebe's books? You know the ears were made two for a reason...there's one that is always twitching to hear Amie's words at all times

brokenplate:

Respect...

Respeto senor

brokenplate:

Olodo I hail o
I see a name that is more powerful than mine

Lol. Boss I salute o. But olodo no get any power na

Jazmiynne:

Lolz hahahahahahaaa lwkmd u pipu's sins are plenty hence the constant bashing

The problem however is that the answer to that question (according to popular opinion) might differ for each of the sexes
Oya o let's use women, even though we know it's men we mean

Lol. So, we are such terrible sinners. Issorait. At least, you've agreed to use woman this time. That's satisfactory enough

Jazmiynne:

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee I knew you'd have my back

You can count on that

Jazmiynne:

You do remember sometime ago when I said the universe needs more men to reason like you do? I still think so!

Right now, I wish I could blast some igbo like you and oga Udo. But I'll just let me face say it by glowing red

Jazmiynne:

But then again you have aroused a new curiosity in my mind:
Can a person (for the sake of the menfolk's constant bashing, let's say a woman) love their partner and yet cheat?
What do y'all think?

Fixed Let us rest small na

Jazmiynne:

Why do men cheat
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat
Is it a necessary evil
Is it that men truly can't help themselves

Now, here are my late answers to the questions from your diary....

Why do men cheat The devil
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When the devil develops interest in the relationship
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As long as she recognizes the devil is the real culprit
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Kill the devil
Is it a necessary evil As long as the devil lives
Is it that men truly can't help themselves The devil won't let them help themselves

Trust me, the menfolk has been innocent of these allegations since 000BC Now that sounds like Pretty Boy Phleezy in the Boondocks series ...just kidding.

Here's what I really have to say to these...
1stly, there have been, are, and will always be men who don't cheat.
2ndly, it costs a lot of strong will to not cheat...I mean, it's not easy managing the hormone rush all the time.
3rdly, we're mostly guided by "how we feel" about things in the modern era. In other words, we mostly live by whatever "feels right" or "feels wrong" than what "is right" or what "is wrong".
4thly, we generally believe the initial good feeling of infatuation is all there is to loving anyone. I rather belong to the school of thought that to love someone also requires an additional input of making the conscious decision to love that person. The initial feeling will surely fade away when the hormones responsible for those effects are no longer there to sustain the "feeling". So, I believe loving anyone is more of a decision than feeling.

When you put these together, you'll see that to not cheat is a lot of hardwork. And I don't think it applies to the menfolk alone, but also to the womenfolk too. So, let me reply your questions now...

Why do men cheat Because it's easier than not cheating
At what point does that promise of undying affection phase off When he's not decided he wants to love the woman
At what point should a woman's forgiveness limit accommodate cheating As much as her patience can accommodate his flaws...otherwise, forgive (for her own good) and END IT
Is there something a woman can actually do to ensure a man doesn't cheat Cos it seems that regardless of whatever (hot, sexy, hardworking, homely God-fearing loving woman etc), the men still go ahead to cheat Just be yourself. He'll cheat if he'll cheat. He won't cheat if he won't cheat
Is it a necessary evil I don't know whether there's a necessary or unnecessary evil. I just know there should be no evil
Is it that men truly can't help themselves Our hormones are strong, but the mind is more powerful

Here's my 2 Cents Jaz

Jazmiynne:

Lolz you better be found... As you go on that your vacation to nowhere, kindly bring back some job offers to go round.

How did you figure "Mars" is also called "Nowehere"? It's either you're a Martian or you're a super duper intelligent Earthling

amicable09:

Two guys actually
Impersonating...

Impersonating?? And not just one but two?? Trump must hear this

amicable09:

Who am I seeing??
Can somebody please wake me up!?

My own proudly olodo is in the house!!!!
I've missed you so much dear.
Welcome back!

Please listen to no lies flying around. Every night and day, I look for you in all the sections and on all threads *sobs*. I am going to follow you when you're travelling again to Mars. Do not ask any questions, I will just follow you like your purse

Welcome again my peacock of life!

Ehrrm...you see, I wasn't going to listen to any lies o. But these ones aren't flying around like the annoying buzzing flies...no no. These ones are flying around with enchanting serenade like dem fairies Pardon me ehn, I just must listen

Lol. Missed you too.

AlexCk:

Hahahahaha,
Humour me more

Lol. This your signature ehn...anyway, nice meeting you

Jazmiynne:


Mehn! I officially missed you!

You need to see how amicable09 has been antagonising me

Please tell me you are here to leave no more....

I missed you too...officially and every other "-cially" As for amicable09 ehn, she already has plenty of explaining to do, and this has joined the list of explainings

Jazmiynne:

...... Joblanders... I missed you guys even though no one asked of me

Here's Proudolodo checking on you hon

ladyF:

lol since all these days. What's up with you na? Traveled?

I kuku didn't travel like that o. It's just all work and no play that's making my Jack a dull boy. Hope all has been great with you all along...in fact, do I need to ask? I can see how you've become a baron in bitcoin thingy since the last time

AlexCk:

No vex biko,
Just amazed at ur moniker

A little secret...#Whispers...I'm as amazed too

abimbawealth:

Welcome, quite a long time.. .Happy New Year

Yeah been long. At 1200+ pages, I bet I've missed so much in the house. Thanks for the abimbawarmth welcome

amicable09:

Lolz

Oh no!
Where is my ProudOlodo?
You remind me so much of him. Only slight difference is your spelling of some words. Boy! I will trace your roots!!!!

It's a promise I will keep to
Warning: Watch your back

So, who could be so olodo that it will remind you of my olodoness?

AlexCk:


Lol, there's a moniker called "proudolodo"? , weird

Hehehehe, i was correct before, detective,
Imma law abiding citizen

Lol, my back kwanu, I've got my arsenal(@dp) with me

I e-heard my e-name. How may I e-help?

Jazmiynne:

Or how do we console ProudOlodo?
Amicable amicable09 correct sisterGirl, bebe la hot, you have plenty explaining to explain oooo

amicable09:

ProudOlodo, oh my proud peacock, please come back. Come and take me with you to Mars, I wanna see them shorty men , men as short as Ferdyboss

#ClearsThroat....Amicable09, before we talk about the trip to Mars, so I get there's a certain explaining about some certain something that I don't really get

tolusan:
Hello JLanders. Its been many months. Compliments of the season to you all; especially my old time e buddies. Amicable09, wroskian, proudolodo, ksstroud,abmimbex... I've forgotten monikers o.

I am here again.
Una good evening.
Do I need to do introduction again?

Introduction?...Naaahhh. Well, except you're introducing "HER" to us It's been many months from my end here too brov. Glad to know an olodo's moniker still managed to stick somewhere in the middle of dem Sections and Sub-sections different laws

I wish you and all of my e-buddies in the e-house a great year 2017!....ksstroud, abimbex07, amicable09, jazmyinne, lastmumu, wroskian, adeaks, abimbawealth, ladyf, stevostical, fixedroot, karleone...every everyone

Jazmiynne:
amicable09, LastMumu, kaboninc, LadyF, tolutweety, Jamean, Davide470, Lero15, TherealAdonye, ElDeeVee, beau49, cc150615, karleone, ProudOlodo, Souljaboi1

Everybody please tag someone who knows somebody that knows somebody that needs Honey

I know bees that are looking for their snatched honey

TheGoodJoe:
Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017!!!


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Thanks brov...really appreciate it. I wish you a a great 2017 too

ladyF:

lol since all these days. What's up with you na? Traveled?

Lol. I'm sorry jare. I've been alright and I kuku didn't travel sef. I've just been tied up...seriously tied up. Don't worry ehn, for your sake I'll start working out a plan to get loose soon Bet you've been doing great too, on or off the e-zones of of nairaland

Thanks for sparing some ladyF thoughts for an olodo gone awol

ladyF:
I wonder where ProudOlodo is...

He's right here...touched and offering a handkie for your eyes and another for your nose