Udochee:

lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day

your ginger no get part 2.

hope you enjoyed the ofe owerri. there's a special song for that soup oo. translating to English it means if you don't have money/if you ain't rich, you can't eat/lick owerri soup..just a sic

show me a boy that doesnt like food & i will show you men that eat for africa. first time i tasted "ofe akwu" it was a sight to behold, never regretted it. hoping to try "starch + banga soup" (wish list).

happy sunday to everyone

Lol...Boss I hail o. All I see all over your post is a man with strong First Class Honours degree in Foodology from the University of Foodville

Happy Sunday to you too sir

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
It's Airtel o. After porting from MTN to Airtel and then back to MTN , I think they hold a grudge against me. It has to be a personal beef . Tolu will make a good case out of this, let's table the matter before him cos I smell the billions already

Lol @ a tale of peppered tongue
Ah! Don't bring back the memory . Good thing I went with others who kept giving me the ginger... lol. It was so dramatic

The name has been given and I can assure you on Tolu's honor that the billions is halfway here already We have more than enough to prove it's nothing but a personal beef

The only way to shelf that memory away is to bury it with the sand of another one. Let's say you try dog meat...it doesn't have plenty pepper

Edit: Opening two pages in a row is not a small something...I should aim a hat trick

amicable09:

I replied you last night but network didn't allow my reply get to you, now what I want to say has become stale. This makes me sad.

Hi Tolu.san , the first time I ate amala and ewedu soup was in my service year and I took a picture of the meal before I started to eat too. Lol. It was not a small something

I was laughed at ehn! Lol
I can't forget that memory. Trying new food for me is always exciting but the excitement wears off along the line especially if I taste something I'm not familiar with. That particular soup had locust beans. I thought they were supposed to grind it or sth... I don't even know.

Happy Sunday guys!

Happy SUnday to you too

So, what network are you on so I'll know who to sue? Thank God ToluSAN is around who will teash us how to make all manner of billion-count allegations from the situation and make some billion worth of fine

Lol @ your amala+ewedu experience. I guess it included a tale of peppered tongue

tolusan:


Chisos! I'm in trouble. Ewo! Eez just a crush na. I'm not going to interfere with your "title". Thanks I dont need water. Dem give me water. Jazmiynne come and take this angry someborri away o.

@the second bolded, "Tolusan" would be just fine.

Hahahahahahahaha...

Did I say "water"? Sorry...I meant "wine" The error must be because of the hot blood (you know the day has been hot like Sahara here ). Angry ke? I just wanted to bring wine so we can discuss your e-crush over ofe-owerri and wine

And eerrrmmm...I'll drop the "mr" when you drop the "sir" ...until I'm knighted

Location: Gun Shop in Ibadan
Time: Now
Current activity: Testing a shotgun

Mr. Tolusan...please what is the address of that Protea Hotel again? I want to bring water for that Ofe-Owerri

vykta:
Thanks my brother... Gba eHug... #NoHomo

Lol...#Taken

vykta:
lool... ... My Brother e af tired me o!

I understand jare...it's not easy my brother. We just keep digging and pushing on till we hit gold in the murky mine noni. You just surf about this small block of the big e-town called NL and I trust you'll run into something good for you soon. And I'm delighted you've also found this very nice spot where you can meet some wonderful people when you feel like taking a break to relax

You have my best wishes

Jazmiynne:

Lolz.. Indeed I was nightcrawling in search of a proud fellow who also happens to be an olodo... Any ideas on his whereabouts?

Lol

Yea. You searched and he wanted to be found. But somehow you were whisked away before the finding happens I'm sure nuttie Sleep is responsible for that But anyway, how was your adventure with Sleep the Peeve?

Jazmiynne:

I smell Jasmine....Hey Jazzie Jazz Jazmiynne You're nightcrawling tonight?

Stevostical:

Yeah bro, I need to ask you some things. I will send you a mail via the email you registered nairaland with.

Okay bro...I'll check now.

amicable09:

You seem to know the village well. You're so right about that question.
Can you access the village from your base?

I hear rumors that there are many gates to that village from anywhere. But I get scared of getting lost in a place like that

vykta:
Abeg do u pipo av any job u are not doing again... Help A Brother

Lol @ boldened

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Oracle as in Google chief priest

Hmmmmm....so there's a god (or goddess) named Google. The one they consult in that village called internet abi?

joie123:

Ok, thank you very much!

I hope you also followed the chain of other comments

amicable09:

Thanks
Are you good in Oracle?

Oracle?? Azziinn, dibia tinz kinda job?

Stevostical:

My paid, how have you been, it's been a while .

Yes o. I've been great pal. Bet you've been no less than doing great too

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
Adele? The Adele I know or another one?

Adele and I attended the same music school. I know her very well and I know how she came about that voice. Let me share a little story with you

Story, Story?
Once upon a time...
Then she na come and said....
I na come and sang....
...
And that was how Adele and I became BFF!

THE END.

Eerrrrrmmm...Amie, I didn't say Adeleke o. What I said was Adele o

Udochee:
and some peepu keep attractingmeeting engine boys/girls. aaa did not mention any name ooo but #wehdone ma..
good evening house,how una dey
Amy,Jaz,Pro-udo-lodo (how come you have my name in between your moniker), Bp et al....

Yea, your name bites two parts from the pro-ud end and one part from the o-lodo end. Hmmmmmmm...there must be something about that. I bet amicable09 can figure it out from there. Lol.

I hail sir. Good morning

amicable09:

Lol.
Do a voice note for me to see if I need to bid for the voice . I'm planning on getting a new voice anyway
Won't be a bad idea if I have yours

Errrhhhmm...Sorry, I sold it out just today. Adele bought it. I heard she has plans for the next Grammy's

Jazmiynne:


It's a double-sided window...

I love God but many times I cheat on him by sinning. Yet the Bible instructs that I'm to prove my love to him by being obedient. U see how it conflicts...

So a man loves a woman and for a moment of weakness and wrong cheats on her.... By the rules of right and wrong that would tend to mean that he doesn't truly love her. But yet many times the man still claims that he loves his woman and was only momentarily weak.
It creates that same conflict...

You see...when a person is caught cheating, that one moment has a strong tendency to make the other partner forget all other ways s/he has been perfect, no matter how impressive they've been. But what about those other moments s/he could have cheated but didn't? That one moment s/he cheated (which the partner knows) doesn't disprove the love s/he'd shown by refusing to cheat ten other times (which the partner will most likely never know of).

But then, this only works where the one caught cheating is truly not cheating for sports. And unfortunately, we're humans and not God. We don't read minds; we can't tell whether there are those 10 other times or not; we can't tell for sure whether it was done for sports or not.

We can only TRY to understand. So, whatever happens next depends on how much the other partner understands, how much patience the other partner has and how much forgiveness s/he can afford.

Jazmiynne:

But then again you have aroused a new curiosity in my mind:
Can a person (for sake of clarity, Let's say a man) love their partner and yet cheat?

Somehow I forgot I was going to respond to your new curiosity yesterday. My honest honest answer is....YES. Yes, because we all have different level of strength putting a rein on what our "feelings" are telling us. But this does not mean I'm suggesting cheating should be condoned

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
You're not serious
Leave Greek myth alone!

In Greece, tis a myth. With my me, tis so real. In fact, I've placed my e-voice on sale because of that...out of love for humanity.

amicable09:

Lol.
Go ahead! Let's see what you got

Hahahahahahaha...I'll rather not. I have been warned that my e-voice is too sweet that it might do to anyone what the voice of the mythical sirens does to sailors

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Even I myself don't understand. This is new, happens only but once in a year!
Make we make am dey happen as if today na everybody bydai!

2 face sang a song like that.
'Enter the place'

Lol. Maybe it's my turn to do a cover of that Darey's song

amicable09:

Lol. Blame it on alcohol

I like that song too.

amicable09:

J. Martins, Psquare and Timaya did a song on dem mama, dem papa

Good or bad (oway)

What's with you and songs this night ehn? I suspect "Blame it on alcohol" explains some of it

amicable09:
Conspiracy everywhere!
Just for me to turn my back for one hour, see what I have to deal with.


Karleone now thinks my singing is disturbing the peace and quiet of an overly noisy room!

Jazmiynne has cornered my peacock and made him cross the road his e-heart

ProudOlodo is now standing on one leg after all his promises of gun and gun powder!

Why oh why!?
I think I should sing another song

Deejay AlexCK, please play me a song by Yemi Alade. >

Lol. Blame it on the one hour

Jazmiynne:

Buh u know it's true na

Lol. Statistics or adonbilivit

Jazmiynne:

Yea all men are born with Honor.... And then 80% of them trade that Honor in the altar of their 3rd legs....

#Sneezes #Coughs #Trips #CoughsAgain
I don't know how to read Russian....can you translate?

amicable09:

Lol. Please oga chairman, chair this page for us I beg
Oh that wind, that harmattan wind of change. I hope it wouldn't be too immediate.

Chairman kwa...why shall I? Where dem papas and mamas in the house dey?

karleone:
ProudOlodo, Welcome home. Haff missed you like kilode..

Mr. Karleone. That;s how amicable has been singing to my criticism o. Thanks brova. Have missed you too o...

Very nice signature there...perhaps Jazmiynne might have something to take from there

Jazmiynne:

This is how those men we talked about usually ramble about with excuses when they have been caught red-handed and pants down

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...my own words being used against me a second time in one night

Trust me, I've got your back and there's no turning about it. I cross my e-heart

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
I love that song like mad.
Darey and I are not of this plane, believe me. That guy is more than a star.

I see...I've always known those lyrics are otherworldly. Lol.