If OP can answer his own "why", therein lies the answer

nnachukz:
People dey vex these days o. No more play in their lives.

As in ehn...the weather sef no help matta

Naija made humvee

abimbawealth:

Finally she showed up. How have you been?

ksstroud:
I tell you... Naira and it's land keeps surprising me each day...

Lol. That's the lifeblood

pankere:
Who called my name? Y u wake me?

There are monikers on this land sha

amicable09:
Lol. I was only singing a song by Ukwa

Ukwa...okay o

mrbillz:
LOL... Some tribes are into that already... Human meat seems more tasty to them than animal meat...

Hahahahahaha...you're alone on this one

ksstroud:
Infact... Lemme

Me too

Moyarh:
Lol. Which trend ?

The trending trend na

amicable09:
Claim relationship! Claim relationship!!!! lol

Why you e-screaming na?

Abimbex007:


Fear not! You do nothing!
But you guys have one thing in common- OlodoMumu

Lol. Olodo and mumu have different meanings. And OlodoMumu is an entirely different word I'm not familiar with

Syjibrin:
please what is the web site of EFCC NSCDC

That's the first thing your comment brought to mind

mrbillz:
THEY shouldn't be left wandering about in the bush hopelessly while they are one of the best meat one can ever have with low colesterol. so either we kill them or leave them, they will die naturally or get killed by the bigger and stronger animal. you can chose to be a vegetarian no offence

These animals are not complaining about their "hopeless wandering", that is how they live their lives and treat nature way better than us. Even the bigger animals you're talking about are hardly there again cos they're not spared from our belly instincts.

Hunters go there, burn their homes, hunt them down and leave lean chances for them to replenish. We keep destroying but when nature dish us a tad bit of the results of our unchecked deeds like the last brief heat episode, we start crying.

And mind you, that cholesterol excuse no longer hold water. You need to re-verify that

When we're done harvesting our entire wildlife without caution in the name of prized game and tasty meat, perhaps we'll move on to human game

ksstroud:

That trend in the house tho

Abimbex007:
Welcome to the room Anukuks


PS: These two Monikers tho
ProudOlodo
LastMumu (your siggy got me cracking)

I know LastMumu is notoriously and unrepentantly funny, from moniker to e-persona...but mbok, what I do?

Anukuks:
Hello I'm new here

I'm hoping for a warm welcome

I follow a lot of people in this chat room so I get to read most chats

The honest truth: I don't really understand the whole process e be like rocket science for my eyes and time to figure it out eludes me.

I'm hoping to get a few pointers

I'm a very blunt person and I don't mind controversy in that spirit I just want to say that I think amicable is addicted to NL

You're welcome to the chatroom. New folks bring in new flavour all the time. Yours won't be bad for the pudding either...blunt and don't mind controversy

And there's no big science to figure out...you're already on the rocket

ksstroud:


Oga, you missed road... This place you came to; is an abode of INTELLECTS... We don't do any dealing that's not transparent here.. . . Cheers

Lol

LastMumu:
Ka chi foo not "Ka chi fuo".... Olodo.

Are you by any chance related to Sir Proudolodo?

Amicable09 is daughter of my aunt's brother's nephew's cousin's granny's niece's son who got married to my uncle's sister's niece's second cousin's last daughter. But in summary...

amicable09:

Sir ProudOlodo is my uncle's cousin's son.

Fixed. Wait till I'm knighted

adegunwa4real:
Impressive.....now, this proves that governing a country is not as difficult as our own leaders made it seems!...as a matter of fact, its time we stop voting for those above 50!

And where are those below 50?

princemillla:
Tho we can't really tell what the reaction of the people of Tanzania ate with this. but believe me, you can try this in Nigeria. Nairaland go Don full with insult and all sorts.

Exactly my thought too. I don't know about Tanzania or what's going on down there, but I know it's quite easier to make these kind of highlights from the outside than from the inside. Wait till you read how someone else out there will beautifully colour the situation of governance in Nigeria in a way we've not seen it.

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amicable09:
Black Friday shopping! Issokay...

tolusan:



Okay. Godspeed.

It would be my pleasure to call you. (I fiddled with the idea a few minutes ago. But I'm a little shy to ask for your digits) so if you would do me the honours, send me a pm with your number and I'd call you.

Hhmmmmm

Dahveydson:
Thanks ProudOlodo, glad somebody found it worthwhile.


*coughs* Errm who wants my digits too so they can call me?

Don't be shy

You're welcome
*****
Lol @the bolded

amicable09:

Enoch ke!? You need new e-ears.

You know e-ears are expensive...I'll wait till Black Friday to get incredible offers

amicable09:
Hahahaha. The day of your e-knock visitation is close.

Did I just e-hear "Enoch visitation"?

olihilistic:
how

I guess the horn Mine was 6

amicable09:
Lol. Is the HR not the friend of my friend's uncle's friend?

Nah...cousin of your cousin's grandpa's granny

amicable09:

You are with me on this abi?
When I win, I promise to dedicate the page to you and your e-crush *winks. You know that WE know her... lol

You're trying to bribe me to your side abi? I'll forward your application to HR

Dahveydson:
Happy New Month Ladies & Gentlemen in the house. #LetsMarchForward

In my usual way of scouring NL for information and knowledge, I came across this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1576265/achieving-dream-career-story-lessons by xfire. And I believe it will benefit every job seeker or recently employed.

Though the experiences shared were lost in the infamous hack, but McWhillion documented and compiled every bit of it and you can get it here https:///ppSL5eNd in pdf of 800kb

Somethings in it might not be new, but nothing beats reading a direct experience loaded with lessons.

I am a Lastma, so forgive me if you already know about it.

I'm not done reading but I'm liking it and believe it's worth the read. Nothing to forgive, Lastma

And happy new month to you and the entire Jobland. May March march us to good places

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Amicable09 and Jazmiynne still on the Page1000 grab contest...I'm waiting to see who gets grab medal