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banttieman: My counsel is hotter than the sun. Oya now, God's child and CY bring it on.

O yels. We're gonna make it! Yes, we can!

Brezzybone: My lord I sincerely think psoto should be reprimaned and case adjourned till further notice, for this statement

Brezzybone, be very very careful o. Don't let me hit the "wood-like hammer on your wood-like head" o. Mschewwwwww....Reprimand ko, Reproduce ni!

ChuksBlaze: B4 u start ur agreement come buy clam forms Cos my court is a court of order
All rise judge blaze has spoken #hitting his big hammer like wood on a plate like wood 

Hehehee.....u go fear judge! Hitting wood-like hammer on wood-like plate. Mschewwwww....
#ShakeMyHeadAndWalkAway!
Try another business.....

Qyqhelormorh: Ok o. I hear

Good gel. Let's start with the kitchen.

[quote author=Gods-child]Wait, I never see IK this morning sha...@IK, wetin happen bro?...abi you still dey vex say PSOTO win us yesterday ni??...wey you nah, we dey pack go new house today oo![/quote]Do we need him I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the new house? We can dash him this house naa. He'll have enough space for himself and his women!

[quote author=Gods-child]Oh Yes!...I love challenges!!...Its game time bro!...just wait till my Lawyer sees this..."Trouble dey sleep, Yanga con wake am"...wetin he dey find??[/quote]Hehehe.... I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the first place who woke trouble up? ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ client clearly stated that his username is BANTTIEMAN not BOUNTY! N I don't think there's anything so tongue-twisting about the name!

[quote author=Gods-child]Good Morning House!!........*SECURITY ALERT!!*....*SECURITY ALERT!!*....*SECURITY ALERT!!*

We are moving to a new house this evening/night...so everybody should be prepared cos we have to move together, latecomers would be appropriately sanctioned in order of lateness...We all have between now & 7pm to pack our bags & baggages, make sure nothing is forgotten!...

@PSOTO, your excellency ma!...I would suggest you open the new thread any time from 7pm, after that you can post the link here so everybody would get it especially latecomers!...lolzzz...I think we should still retain the topic but with some few modifications sha...depends on the house...Now, lets see the first person that would post on the thread after it has been declared open by the Firstlady!

Permit me to sound a note of warning please, after the Firstlady must have dropped the link to our new house...nobody, I repeat NOBODY! should drop any post in here again...except if it happens concurrently or by mistake...please house, lets adhere to these...And if anybody has other suggestions as to how we can move to our new house in style, please tell us ooo...so we'll be prepared for it!....THANKS!

#BagPackingActivated#......Get ready guys!!......*One Love*[/quote]‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ C.S.O. speaking!!
We would do as you have said.

ChuksBlaze: In life be careful what u wish for - wished for cold now I have it can't even get up from bed . Good morning u all @psoto again no vex but I am an igbo boy must sell something to make money #in thick Igbo accent

#In thick Yoruba accent- eyin omo ibo se baje bayii naa. E ti feran owo ju. Ole! Barawo!
‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ friend, τ̅☺ make good money, do good business!
Final!

Qyqhelormorh: Abeg o, make una no start any Aluta o. What choice have I sef? I go do am, since psoto no wan gree talk.

Oya. Ayaff talk now. We'll work and gist at the same time. After all, that's what we ladies like. #Winks

banttieman: Your counsel will bow to my counsel. Make we try am? Straight to Hague.

O yels! Straight τ̅☺ I.C.J!

banttieman: Yes sir.
PSOTO is my counsel. Just so you know.

And ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ dear BANTTIE has upgraded me!
Court!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]Beautiful!!!...That is xo xo superextrabountifuwondrously generous of you sir!...I can see PSOTO is xo delighted & as her P.A, I'm happy for her...You know I've said it before; I Love You Man...honestly...hey! no be gayish love oooo[/quote]This ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ P.A. sef, I tire for ur grammar o. Please come and teach me English o.

Qyqhelormorh: @psoto, I'd love to know more about you rather do some yeye house chores.

Haaa....Kikelomo, we'll be gisting while we're doing the "yeye chores" naa. You know there ® many boys I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this house, so the whole place is upside down. Deal?

Kike, good morning, it looks like its only the both of us left I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house o.
Oya let's quickly do house chores. Abi you sef lazy
OMG!!! Where is sexy Ify? Are we sure that gel has not gone τ̅☺ marry?

CY09: Hahahahahaha, u dey dia woman outshine u, yeye u, I sure say u dey lick honey when Psoto made d 100th page...onye nkoposhi!

Tanx for dealing with him accordingly. His case don pass woman wrapper own, IK don turn "woman skin" already sef. I don't know the meaning of this "onye nkoposhi" put it sounds like it fits him!#TongueOut

CY09: That's just a token to show how much I love this family.

Token I had τ̅☺ go back τ̅☺ check the dictionary meaning of token τ̅☺ b sure I knew the meaning or if the meaning had changed I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the recent edition!

CY09: Good morning my people, CY did not run, Vanish, or disappear as you all have been saying, recall I told you guyz that I will be travelling to school...Well I embarked on the Journey yesterday, sowy I didn't tell you guyz is cos is not in my nature to tell people when am travelling not even my family, dis na wetin 2 much crime/security movie don do to me...Got to my destination safely and ontime, come see flexing, was on the high side by evening that's why I couldn't be with you guyz in the evening...Is good to see that the house is proigressing, now that we have passed the 100 page, don't you guyz think we should start another thread?...@ all I dey hail una o, a very good morning to everybody.

I knew it! I said it! I just knew you embarked on your journey...Well thank God u're fine. Just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ joli D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go.

femoint007: Gdmor sir/ma,hw ws ur nite?,i pray for u dis morning God wl favour u,we shal nt die b4 our time,go in peace in jesus name,it is well

Amenm bro. Tanx for the prayer.

CY09: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!...LDKMFH!...Psoto, Psoto, aw many times did I call you?...You are a proud winner of a BIS plan for another 1 month...Now let me get back to d pages I missed!

Yeeeyyy!!! Yipee!!!!! Merci beaucoup. I knew u weren't going τ̅☺ fall our hands. #Hugs n Kisses(no kisses, pecks should do naa)

banttieman: Good morning mom. Yes I slept well, guess you did too. I've never slept well in months. Well, due to my next target (babe), thoughts of her alone made my night over sound.
Good morning house, hope una dey?

BANTTIE!!! Was that the reason why you travelled Hmmmm....

[quote author=Gods-child]Na nepa oo...I just opened my eyes & I saw light...sleep no gree come again since I don log in.[/quote]So that thing D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry u too? Well, I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own case, nothing woke me up o, I just woke up nooni...

CY has ran away o.
BANTTIE, I see U o. Good am, hope u slept well?

[quote author=Gods-child]uhn uuuhn!...I no know ooo...[/quote]So now u don know.

[quote author=Gods-child]Exactly!...hey, don't you sleep??...abi you don wake to chop sari??....I see CY in the house...@CY, whats good bro!...been a while[/quote]Sarii ke? I never marry Abbasufi now. Wetin u sef D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do awake?
I see him too o....

Good Morning τ̅☺ everybody. Hope we all slept well? Let's all take some time τ̅☺ reflect on our lives on this day and rectify everything that needs τ̅☺ be rectified. Pls let's take this seriously.
#TGIF-ThankGodI'mFavoured!
CY, I think I see u...

[quote author=Gods-child]you talk say;


I ask say wetin you wan do for us, you con reply;


...And I thought you also have a gift for us!!![/quote]God's Child, how did that imply there was a gift? Me that I was trying τ̅☺ be a strategic competitor just like every other person.

[quote author=Gods-child]Are you serious??...I doubt it oo, cos they've not had their pre-mobilization meeting yet...& Nov. 15 falls on a thurday, which is a kinda unusual day for camp to open...[/quote]I think that date was taken from last year's time-table!

[quote author=Gods-child]Lailai!!...I thought I heard that on page 92...finding it difficult ke??...No way![/quote]Oya investigate I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ your usual way and let me see what you come up with!

Brezzybone: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, all protocol duely observed. I want to officially welcome the new guyz in the building, i was unavoidably absent, hope we will together make this house a home for ourselves and for those that will join later. You are all welcome once again

U're welcome back o. Hope u're "avoidably present" now?

Abbasufi: ANTY KIKELOMO U NEVA BRING UR GREETIN COM BABA ABBASUFI O, ITS D RITUAL HERE,GOD'S CHILD Y NO SEND AM, U SUPPOSE SHOW HER DIS TINS, SO TEL US WHER U INTEND TO SERVE? MY PLACE KANO HEHHEHE

Abba, Abba...How come its now dat we're just hearing of dis ur ritual thing? Hmmmmm....U didn't do it for all the guys o...Abi na strictly female ritual? Just thinking ( I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this holy month of Ramadan!)

wolebs0007: Thanks for your relieving contribution and I didn't mean to disrespect anyone here. I wouldn't give anything less to be part of this wholesome family. I graduated from OOU,dec 2011.

Its all good ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bro. No offence from here either.
If you finished I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 2011, then you should be mobilised. Does it mean no senate meeting has held since after your exam? I finished that same month too and ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ dept is one of the "late" ones τ̅☺ be mobilised. Have faith bro n keep your hopes high, I think you'll make it.

ChuksBlaze: Ok madam... Ppl buy ur films even b4 the oyibo man act am. .. We sell blue red and yellow films too/ n0t forgetting the most wanted 90 in 1 DVD/ GRAP UR COPIES NOW
BLAZE MOVIES ( A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO PIRATE)

I'll chase u out of this house o. Now its piracy u want τ̅☺ start? Nothing illegal will be allowed I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this house! τ̅☺ your bed, now!