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[quote author=Gods-child]Okay ooo...no wahala...100th page abi??...we don enter 93 sha...we shall see![/quote]Na wa o... Dis competition will be tough o. I knw wat τ̅☺ do!

[quote author=Gods-child]Halleluyah ooo!...At last I would have a lawyer friend...Now I can sue any guy that breaks up with my sisters...And all those single ladies are in trouble if they refuse to fall for me!..Thank GOD![/quote]Hehehehehe...lmao

[quote author=Gods-child]You are welcome sir!...As you can see, its a wonderful family in here...we're happy to have you as one of us sir...But we'll like to know you better sir...and we do hope to see you more often in the house...Just sit back, relax, sip some viju milk as we pilot towards November...*One Love*[/quote]I talk ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏. ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brothers culd b very funny. Is it viju that will sustain him till November? Hope that's not how u take care of your animals on farmlolzzzz

[quote author=yung_reezy]Hello peeps, I'm new to this thread and I'm also looking forward to november. Coudnt go through the 93 pages though, so it'll be nice to get updates from the house[/quote]U̶̲̥̅̊'re welcome bro. We r haapy τ̅☺ have u on board. I knw ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brothers would have entertained U but their courtesy doesn't permeate τ̅☺ the feeding arena. So, wat would u like τ̅☺ eat? Hope u arrived safely. Feel at home while I prepare dinner for U̶̲̥̅̊!

[quote author=Gods-child]Happy New Month sweetheart!...I wish you many happy returns of the month...Long Life & Prosperity...HIP! HIP! HIP!...[/quote]Tanx a bunch dear!

[quote author=Gods-child]#GBAM#...I'm back ooo!...#PantsHeavily#...mehn, if you see the kind race wey I pick from page 89 reach here!...See as I dey sweat[/quote]Sorry o. That's y I tell u guys not τ̅☺ stay out of the house for too long.

CY09: Hahahahahahahahahahaha, have you ever seen how a day old fish looks like?

No I haven't o. I'm nt God's Child naa, neither ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I d latest Agric First Class Graduate that I know...

CY09: hehehehehehehehe, no be so o, on the opposite you look cool...Was only wondering so na dis gal dey speak all this grammar ontop NL

U mean "broken grammar abi?" Heheheeee...lol...

CY09: Yeah u are very right, do same to the 2 n u will get d fish

I tried doing it then joor. But I got half of a fish o. I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ short, a "tail-less" fish. D fish ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ complete.

ik121: Batch B(The Big House) thread is DEAD!!! @contra i luv u so much! Ur d only xy who made out tym 2 be wit us nd entertain all our questions. Preciate!!! Wen am tru wit my own camp, i'll visit Batch A 2013 Aspirants house to giv em mor info!

And make sure u give them correct info. Not info on how τ̅☺ catch single n married women!

CY09: Could you please tell us how the others made sense to you?

For the 3+3=8, I turned d first 3 arnd τ̅☺ look like an E, then joined it wit d oda.
D same applies for d 7+7=trangle.
Dunno if I'm right buh dt was the understanding I had.

SBabaJ: Thanks. *Hug Received. Why Are You Pulling Away Now? Just Kidding.

Pulling away ke? From first class hug? See dis guy o...heheheee...lol...

SBabaJ: I Am Really Sorry For Keeping You All In Suspense...I Was Very Much In Suspense Myself.

No problem bro. D seasonal fim make sense die. D news I can say, is worth d suspense.
@all, family party tonight!

SBabaJ: To Cut The Long Story Short...
I Graduated With First Class Honours.

Now ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ question has been answered. Congratulations bro. I'm so happy for u. BANTTIE, we won't see u at d right time τ̅☺ pop champagne now o...this is worth celebrating, seriously. Congrats once again. This is a very good way τ̅☺ start the month. Oya, collect hug....

SBabaJ: Exactly Two Weeks Ago... My Undergraduate Research Supervisor Called Me Into His Office., Congratulatd Me And Said I Had A Job With The University Come September 2013, If I Wanted. Same Day, A Professor Of Phytovirology Sent Me A Congratulatory Message. But They Told Me Not To Tell Anybody, Since It Had Only Been Confirmd By The Board Of Examiners, The Business Committee Of The Senate, As Well As The General Body Still Had To Approve It.

Wow!!! Congratulations bro. Dats a good one. GGMUB. U finished wit a first class?

CY09: Does this make sense to you at all...

2+2=Fish
3+3=Eight
7+7=Triangle

...This is the type of test you expect to see in IQ tests!

They did τ̅☺ me, except d 2+2.

ik121: @contra abeg no vex, dis wil be my last regbe regbe question. (1) Pz all ds "Lamushuanging" i hear dat do happen in camp, how e dey happen sef? (2) I also heard dat married women do hide the roc on dia finger to be part of d action, hw tru is dat?

I'm happy u knw dat ur questions r all regbe regbe. Mschewww...

SBabaJ: One Reason Why I Didn't Tell You Guys What The Good Tiding Is...I Wanted The University To Officially Release The List So Anyone Who Doubts Can Easily Ask Family And Friends To Confirm For Them @ The Senate Building Of The University.

Bros, I didn't expect dis seasonal film τ̅☺ end like dis naa. U need anoda director!lol...

CY09: ...Just checked you out on FB

Heheheee...I no fine reach expectation abi? God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ jawe...lol... So u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ spy me? Na wa o.

CY09: Don't let religion becloud your sense of reasoning/judgement, we are the cause of whatever befalls us if you get what i mean.

That is undeniable. I agree with that. But u'll also agree wit me that some things happens that we cannot just explain at times. It is those things I refer τ̅☺ as mysteries.

CY09: I don't have time for page starting competition, just that i will be happy to see this thread beat Batch B thread cos i think they didn't make up to 100 post before their names were out...As for Abbasufi, if he happens to be the 1 to start it up i will still fulfill my promise...But i am damn sure he will not!

Hehehhee...

Brezzybone: The last tym i enter there him fear na i enter the office him tell me to sit down i refused when i rake finish the guy pay my transport fare frm sch to kd live.

Hehehe...dis time around, d man no gp get choice. Except he wan pay for ur flight ticket abroad...

CY09: In as much as i like this and sometimes psyche myself to believe it's God's will for me when such things happen, i am also forced to ask if it is also Gods-will that those who fall victim of such unfortunate events are destined to die that way?

That is one of the mysteries of life which we cannot fathom...

CY09: ...Never knew you were so religious!

Abi o. I no knw wetin concern IK wit d book of Habbakuk!

CY09: High ke?...i don't know whatz wif u n ladies...So ur tin no get limitation for married people side?

Help me ask him o. I don't understand his predicament!

CY09: Psoto, Psoto, was amazed @ what i saw...hmmm!...Make i reserve my comments.

CY, abeg wetin I do? Wat did u see? Biko, pls tell me naa...

ik121: @contra, plz, hw can one make friends quickly wit married nd single women in camp? And are guyz allowed 2 visit gurls hostel?

IK, can u jst set a record of nt saying anything abt females I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ one page? Ur case tire me o.

CY09: I'm happy that the thread has kept going despite all odds, and i want to believe it's one of the longest existing thread on NL...We thank God for taking us this far, and i pray our aim of being here will come to fruition...Shout out to all the frequent house members, una too much your zeal and friendly spirit has kept the thread going...Gods-child, permit me to say i admire our sense of maturity, sense of humour and how you take time to respond to almost every post on this thread but no let your head swell like balloon, cos na pin i go take deflate am...God! as i was typing this i happened to look up and i saw something that struck me !...Guyz check out the bolded, you will notice he(Gods-child) took time to list all the frequent posters, not just that, he also listed the names alphabetically without any mistake...Gods-child lemme commend you again, you are xo xo articulate to d core...Keep it up bro...ehen back to what i had in mind, i am gonna give a token to whosoever is gonna lunch the 100 page of this thread...I wait to see who is gonna be, i just hope is not Abbasufi.

As I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊....God's Child was highly on point! Him Papa ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ waste money sending him τ̅☺ schl.
Lmao...U n Abbasufi on this first τ̅☺ start a page thing. If na him start ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ no gift for him?lol...

banttieman: I SEE YOU IN SHARPVIEW

Banttieman, welcome back.#DancingAzonto. R u back from ur journey?

Saw this on FB, n I thought τ̅☺ share it here. Especially for those of us that finished since last year n are thinking that our mobilisation is taking time. Folks, God's Time Is The Best.
Here it goes:


Lessons from 9/11, the annoying little things:

As you might know, the head of a major company survived the tragedy of “9/11” in New York because his son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident.

One of them missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.

One’s car wouldn’t start.

One went back to answer the telephone.

One had a child that dawdled and didn’t get ready as soon as he should have.

One couldn’t get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today.

Now when I am stuck in traffic…
– miss an elevator…
– turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
– all the little things that annoy me…
– I think to myself…
this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment.

The next time your morning seems to be going wrong,
– the children are slow getting dressed,
– you can’t seem to find the car keys,
– you hit every traffic light…
– don’t get mad or frustrated;
God is at work watching over you.

Brezzybone: My dear i finished last year o, my mate na batch a, bt our sch mob officer and co have decided nt to mobilise me for no reason, as it stands nw my result i hv collected bt every tym they conduct the mobilisation they tell me my file is missing my this tym na die o

Jst take it that it wasn't ur time τ̅☺ serve then. However, try τ̅☺ follow it up this time arnd o. It is well...

Shygal: yea am good n i'v bin bk 2 jos since last wk afta i finishd up ma reg n wil b goin bk sept. I rily tnk God 4ma ppa... I ws posted 2a boys sec sch in agbani twn, enugu. I ws given an accomodation in d sch corpers' lodge i.e i hv a rm 2mysf. We were given a matress, stove n 2 pots each n will b given food stuff monthly... Dere's constant electricity, h2o n gud ntwrk access. Am 2 take ss1 in biology n its jus twice a wk meanin am gona hv lotsa spare tym 2 develop mysf n do sm oda stuffs n Mayb organis an extra lesson n get more money! Its a govt sch n very less stressful nt lyk a private parastatal or sm institutns or offices were corpers are over used n cn hardly evn hv tym 4 deir selves... because its a govt sch, i am automatically entitled 2d 10k state allawi. Agbani twn is jus N70 frm d state capital i.e abt 15mins drive. Agbani twn hs d enugu state law sch, the Reneisance uni, enugu state uni i.e ESUT n madonna uni. All dis institutions hs made d twn lively wid lotsa social activities cos of d presnce of studnts evrywhr arnd twn. I rily giv God d glory 4 ma ppa cos i did'nt work it bt i ws blessd wid a gud 1* i knw hw sm of ma frnds dt were posted 2 sm villages in enugu are complainin nw either no lyt, no ntwrk or no h2o or in a typical community whr dey are complitly cut off frm d world n social activities. Infact, i see dis ma service yr as a window period i.e a period 2 develop d me in me so as 2b prepared 4d larger society afta nysc. I dnt see mine as a waste cos i knw its gona be worth while... Gues wah? I nw undastnd n spik a lil igbo. lolss*

Babe, I'm so happy for u. Congratulations. Urs is one of the best I've heard so far. All d best all the way dearie...