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banttieman: PSOTO yes I went to drink and I'm drunk. Guess what? I am ready to throw up on you while you sleep. The only way you'd escape is if you stay awake all night. Gbabèé

See this sleep-talking BANTTIE o. U just try it n it will b d turning point of ur life cos u'll never drink again!

CY09: Seconded!

Tanx for seconding jare. CY toh sure.
U see dat IK now, he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come frm ashawo house. See as he enter house jst greet u good night. He no go use energy for better thing.

Dat BANTTIEMAN of a person went τ̅☺ drink n thank God he's nt too drunk today o.

Only God knws where God's child went τ̅☺.
SBabaJ has started his yahoo yahoo business again n does nt need disturbance. Later now he'll come n say he hasn't slept for 48hrs. If u like don't sleep for one week sef, na u knw.

CY, u still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥?

CY09: Seems everyones' internet subscription is expired

At the same time? They shld better come τ̅☺ d house. I've told them τ̅☺ stop keeping late nights. As from now, I'll b locking d gate by 9pm max. Anyone dat doesn't get home before that will sleep outside. Period!!

CY09: Gosh!...this house is so dull tonight, what is happening?

Me I dunno where they all went τ̅☺ o.

CY09: @ all, thanks for ur concern...I guess this has thought me to be exxtremly carefull in all I do.

That's better ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brother.

[quote author=Gods-child]Hmmm...I can see your BB fonts again...BIS activated shey?...Abeg no threaten us with sabbatical ooo![/quote]Do I knw U̶̲̥̅̊

CY09: Tnx so much dear, I'm dumfounded, I fee like asking God some questions on why certain things should happen!

Swthrt, I knw its very painful but I also want u τ̅☺ knw dat everything happens for a reason, even though we can't explain some, and u really don't have any right τ̅☺ question God, dats jst d truth. Take heart dear.

CY09: I weep for you my dear friend, i can't still come to terms that you are dead...Good night at Dawn!

OMG!!! R u serious? He didn't make it? This is sooooo painful. May God grant them eternal rest n may perpetual light shine upon them. Sorry about it. May their souls rest I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ peace.

OMG!!! See as pple D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ deny me. Compulsory sabbatical embarked on now!!!!

CY09: Psoto, can't believe u r still hia!

my broda, i'm still here o. u sef neva sleep?

wolebs0007: Hi house,pls when is the mobilization for batch C 2012 commencing? N d deadline. thanks

I'm nt sure of this, but i think the whole process will start in august, including the registration of foreign students. August is almost here. i guess latest at the end of august, NYSC shld have released the time-table.
Are you a prospective Batch C youth corp member?

Can u imagine? Na only me and guests remain for house sha. o ga o

Abbasufi, i am here o. Which office u dey talk abt? the one i employed u into...lol...
@IK, when are u coming o? cos as usual, i'm travelling this weekend.
@God's Child, 'merci beaucoup' is 'thank you'. When them dey teach u french for secondary schl where u dey put ur ear?
@all, thank you all for denying me o. God see una house number. God dey.

GOD'S CHILD, tanx jare. Merci beaucoup.
SBabaJ, come house oooo. my BIS has expired come n perform ur duty o. Using my laptop for nairaland is looking quite unusual.
CY, dey laugh me dey go o. U hear? Olorinla...
HORBASCO, have u seen d return of abijawara? i doubt it, so vex me n you'll knw wt i'll do.

Where's that "regbe regbe" Queensmith?lol. Show ur face joor.

At last, my BIS has expired . God's Child, abeg wen u were allocating responsibilities to d guys, who did u allocate to be sending credit?

Horbasco: simple instruction,is either u answer his question or u don't. . .

HORBASCO, warn urself o. don't lemme vex for u o.

i no talk am? i knew it was going to b a silly question. ur head like bonga fish. mschewww
@God's child, since u were supporting him, u can like to answer his question.

ik121: plz i v a veri important question bothering me but plz, nobody shud be offended. i want to seek for permission from pple online at the moment before i ask my question...
can i post my question?

Yes? We're listening n make sure its nt a silly question cos I can break ur head over d fone.

CY09: Sorry i have been away...I got a very bad news of a friend who had a ghastly motor on his way to his PPA yesterday, and is seriously unconscious in the hospital..I have been saddened by this and i urge all those that pray to please remember him and others who are in the hospital in your prayers...Can't imagine that after all the stress in school this is what befalls a man!...Well i reserve my questions for God.

Thanks people, have been quite busy lately...Is fun reading through what i missed, but i bow for you guyz ooooo ...I hope to be around for the mean time.
queensmith you are most welcome to the family, we are yet to know you...Kindly give us a little intro about you (School, Discipline and a little profile of you will suffice).

Eeya. Was he one of the Enugu corpers? I pray they recuperate fast n av perfect healing. Sorry about it.

ik121: BREAKING NEWS... President of Ghana is DEAD!!! He just died a couple of minutes ago...

Eeya. What happened τ̅☺ him? Was he sick?

CY, I see u for 3D, HD, CD, ID, MD, everything D. Wat happened naa?

[quote author=Gods-child]Who tell you say we no win?...if guys hear am ehn!...shebi na beg you dey beg...Omo, see that kidnapping...na suddenly e go happen...trust me![/quote]I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait all of una.

ik121: yes Honeeey!!! Darlin u called me?

I seriously pirry u!

pappy2000: I want to use this thread to explain the working of the bourses in the United states. We have a lot of bourses but I will basically talk about the two major bourses and the three major indices.The Dow Jones Industrial Average,The S^P 500 and the Nasdaq.Now the dow like I have written in my earlier write up is 30 most capitalized stocks on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange while the Nasdaq100 is the 100 most capitalized stocks of the floor of the Nasdaq( National Association of Securities the Dealer Automated Quote). The Nasdaq has major Tech stocks like Amazon,Yahoo,Google,Dell,Facebook,Apple,HP and a host of other Technology stocks.The Dow contains Big Financial Institutions and Industrial while the S^P is 500 most capitalized stocks on both exchanges.It is use to measure the health of the Us economy.It is called a leading Indicator.The Markets leads the main economy.So I just want us to understand that this numbers don’t come out of the blues.As part of the services I am going to introduce exotic pairs which I believe have a fairly straight forward movement though the spreads are high but they are very good.These are mostly G20 Countries which Nigeria intend to join in 2020.Just a digression by my own analysis I believe if Nigeria want to join the G20 we need to add 70 billion dollars to our economy annually and I don’t see the GEJ administration doing this so these are just rhetoric by Goodluck,ObJ and Yaradua’s government.

Thanks for passing by!!

ik121: we shal b talkin about our ex bf/ex gf bac in skool. Bac in skool i alwyz start out wit girls on a platonic level, due to my gentle appearance (which is quite deceptiv) i easily break dwn dia defenses wen i invite any to my lodge. Dias 1 chidinma i invitd for weekend, b4 i knew it ds girl moved her tins into my room nd startd actin like my wife, evn startd talkin of marriage, IMAGINE!!! i had 2 systematically kick her out. Anoda girl by name chiamaka, dis 1 is d clingy type. Evry minute she go dey call jus 2 mek sure i no dey wit woman and if i no pick her cal na wahala or if she cals nd i dnt answer her baby she go conclude say i dey wit anoda girl. I later met ds girl ufok, frm calabar, chai ds girl sabi "f" die, she sweet no b small bt i latr kickd her out nd brot in 1 mammy water frm Rivers state by name gboru, dis girl fyn no b smal, na only she i do skin 2 skin wit cos i saw her Hiv status bt as we all graduated we parted ways.

IK!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]heheheheheheehee....So person don join you abi?...Ma'am, that one no mean say 'Aluta' no go show once in a while o...Na we still dey lead...Up Guys!!![/quote]U don forget say u no win d first one. U don forget say u flog me tire till una tire, u come D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tink of kidnapping that can't actually b possible.
Hw farm today?

ik121: Psoto i c u... How far naa? U no go work? U blackberri girl. Lol. Wher our third sister cum dey naa? Psoto u don condemn me, my broda banttie and brezzie abi? Wetin u no knw be say queensmith mite end up becumin QueenIK, QUEENBANTTIE OR QUEENBREEZIE! She requested for Alomo Bitters? Na na i know say she be correct soji babe. @Queensmith oya show ursef now now, tel us more of ursef, wher u reside, state of origin, skool attended, course of study and d place u'd luv to serve Sharp sharp no waste my time o cos i need more clarification on the meaning of "Regbe regbe place"

Which kin work? I wish there was one. I no condemn una, I jst D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ warn d second sista I get for here o, dats all. As for d name adoption, na she go decide dat one o.

queensmith: lol thanks- yes female!

Babe, I seriously hope u r here τ̅☺ stay. If so, now I can welcome u formally.
Welcome τ̅☺ d Batch C house, as d third female I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ our midst. We're really pleased τ̅☺ have u. We wld like τ̅☺ knw more abt u. Dis house is fun τ̅☺ be I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ n b careful wit d guys we av here. After last nite, I don't trust most of them again, esp, IK, Banttieman n Brezzybone. I'm warning u now o. Be careful o. Once again, u're welcome sis.

queensmith: lol thank you


no alomo bitters available?

Banttieman, #TongueOut# u see ur life? Go get alomo bitters for her joor.

SBabaJ: Mornin. Yea., I Got 5Hours Of Uninterrupted Sleep. Hope U Slept Well Too.

Five hours Do u have bed bugs on ur bed? U didn't sleep for 48 hrs n all u can get is 5hrs of sleep? I thot I had issues wit sleeping bt u're definitely worse dan I ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏.

Good morning τ̅☺ u all. Hope u all slept well? Wishing u all a nice day...*One Love*...

[quote author=Gods-child]We didn't see CY09 throughout yesterday...Bro hope no problem?[/quote]I think it's his charger that's giving him problem. He shld join us today, hopefully.