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[quote author=Gods-child]jela zvourd si te?...amala elcosine du eba fufu...lo scuithe de panchez una de craze reboboscalabash!...quest ce va cee??[/quote]Roflmao. God's child, is dis d language of d supernatural?

banttieman: Je trouve amusant. Française
était une fois ma passion
avant que j'aie eu à lâcher
prise, nous devrions sauter
la maison ce soir avec le
français

Oui. Mais je ne parle pas bien comme ca. Je veux apprendre encore. "Lacher" la bas signifie quoi?

banttieman: Ill advice

It is nt ill advice kan kan. ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I not giving him d advantages he'll like τ̅☺ hear? IK u berra go.

banttieman: Qui est la signification?
Vous connaîtrez la
signification sonnest

Issorai. Donc, j'ai un ami Francais ici. C'est bon comme ca.

ik121: Northern states on my mind. Am lookin at a situation wherby am posted to the north(tho veri unlikely to happen) and life in the north after camp. I knw it'd b hard to get a selfcon so.... i rent a face me i face u in a dirty enviroment? share d same toilet nd bathroom wit evry aboki? Wash my bum bum wit water in kettle? Chaii! dwell among stark illiterates? Count d no. Of houses i see b/c evrywhr is a desert? Do my PPA in a hostile enviroment? Above all, Live in utmost fear of BH? NO BE ME O!

But I heard d yarinyas can do dat tin dat u like very well. So u can give it a try. Bauchi or Plateau will b better.

banttieman: Seducer ko, Seducee ni.
you no go know the answer.

I no wan knw sef.

banttieman: The house needs to reform the name PSOTO

I think PRONTO or P-ZOBO sounds great. Hehe. Who seconds?

Qui est la signification?

[quote author=Gods-child]You mean PSOTO??...a.k.a Princessica Osotofunmi?? a.k.a.Kingca Ajetofun-e??...Unbelievable!![/quote]See as u take fall ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ hand. So u believe that regbe regbe story from dat regbe regbe boy? OMG, y r u doing regbe regbe like dis ehn?

[quote author=Gods-child]Wow!!!...I see PSOTO has such a sweet Botanical name...@PSOTO...#winks#[/quote]So u formed d name urself abi? U no well rara. Regbe regbe boy.

femoint007: Gdven my pple,hw are u doin?,longest tym,i strongly believe dat u guys are doing great,i can sme new faces in d house u're al welcme,av realy miss u ooo,am back temporarily 4 sme days b4 i go back,i hope to see u soon,i care abt u.

Uncle, welcome backi o. E kaabo. Wetin u bring come o? U still wan go back, na wa o...

banttieman: No be woman matter.

So na wetin? Na seducer matter? Mschewwww

Abbasufi: JST WATCHIN U PPL FROM 1 SIDE MY FAMILY

Ur head like Calabash. We resemble nollywood film wey u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch from one side? Mschewwww.lol

IK n SBabaJ, r u guys okay? U see wetin woman matter wan cause now?

Annyhot: i neva read anythng abt NYSC yet or abi we just d come meet here tuk woteva we feel like?

That's because there's nothing τ̅☺ discuss abt NYSC yet. So, we're only using this opportunity τ̅☺ get familiar wit ourselves.

ik121: Psoto how far naa? R u the one inboxing and begging me to com 2 Abeokuta? I hope Abeokuta no be village? Hope dia r nice hotels dia? Honey dnt worry my schedules r kinda tight at the moment but i'll mek it upto u ok?

See me see trouble o. See dis IK of a guy. Aha, so dats wat u've been thinking of. Kai!!! I'm nt ur type joor. U n who wan enter hotel? Ashewo oshi...#TongueOut

banttieman: Guest na viewer. Abi guest na person name now ni? Ok, i will pend the frog jump till Gods child shows up.
for now, I'm watching Rabbit Fall. I will come back when Nepa mess up again. Ttyl

Smh for u. So wan make I do frog jump I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ front of visitor? Dis guy warn urself o.

banttieman: psoto(f), banttieman(m) and 1 guest(s)

God catch you today. Only me and you @ home. Oya start frog jumping.

Abi I haf do frog jump ni? I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur widest, weirdest dream! Shame no catch u sef, U no see guest?

[quote author=Sexy:ify]Hi every1 in the house am so sorry 4 nt being able 2 show up or even contribute. @cy, am sorry 4 the death of ur frnd. Take heart bro God kws the best. U guyz ar really trying, pls keep it up. **one love**[/quote]Ify, hw u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥?

SBabaJ: Miss Psoto., Aren't You Something Else? Are U Then Kingca Ajetofun-e...?

Help me ask dis God's Child of a person o.

[quote author=Gods-child]Fat as in Eff Hay Tee...I've seen your picture on Facebook nah...or did I send request to the wrong person?...Aren't you PRINCESSCA SOTOFUNMI??
No farming today jor, nothing much this week...Plus, my siblings are home for holiday I just feel like spending time with them.[/quote]Huhn! Princessca Osotofunmi ko, queenca Ifatofunmi ni. Wrong identity.

dennisbee: I'm not exaggerating. I said my LI is going wt me tomorrow. If I was exaggerating I wouldn't hv agreed for him to see for himself.
Infact, if my LI doesn't do anything, I would tk the case to the state secretariat, and also to Ministry of Education. I dnt thnk tht sch has licence/approval

Wow!!!!!!Its better u do dat. Wat state is dat?

[quote author=Gods-child]Wowwww!!....now I see why you're so Fat!...Mehn![/quote]Fat Is dat suppose τ̅☺ b an ironic statement. Where's d fat?
Wait a minute, no farming today? Abi u're doing e-farming today?lol...

deleo16: men it a while ooo good morning people great batch C psoto godd morning

Morning boss!! Where av u been? Hope aal izz well?

dennisbee: I was posted to one private sch in one thick forest. We are 4 guys. Whn we got there, we realised tht it was just a residential building. A very small house. The nursery sch is in the front balcony, the secondary sch is @ the bck balcony. The primary sch is in the living room. JST IMAGINE THT! No ntwrk, light or water. No accommodation too. Τ̲̅ђe proprietor said he could arrange a room for 4 hefty men.

We later found out tht this is the first time corpers are being sent to tht sch.
As for me oohh. I'm rejecting myself, since the proprietor doesn't want to reject me.

OMG!!! Dis is funny but "unlaughable". Abeg, r u exaggerating or dat description is actually real? Nurs, pri n second schls I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ one building? Jesus is Lord!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]Hahaa!...Please don't take it personal...don't you want us to be rich??[/quote]Ehn hen! Don't u want ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ husband τ̅☺ b rich too? Na dat kin money dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use become rich? I pirry u n Banttie.#TongueOut#

[quote author=Gods-child]Awww...Baby PSOTO...but you can eat it shey??...you remind me of my eldest sister...she can never withstand their sight![/quote]Y won't I eat naa? But nt too much though. I don't eat meat dat much, but wen I feel like, meat is I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ serious trouble!

SBabaJ: Real Seducers Seldom Boast About Their Conquests Or Experience, At Least Not In Public. Their Reputatn Often Precede Them.

GBAM!!! But SBabaJ, I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ suspect u o. U sure say u sef no follow for d "seducers" thing? Looks like u're talking out of experience o.

banttieman: Kidnap + Ransom things!

See dese guys o, na ur cow n turkey dem go kidnap. Mschewwww.... Ransome ko...restored ni.

[quote author=Gods-child]Ma'am...Don't tell me you don't have a small cage in your backyard that is used for rearing fowls??...Mehn! you dey miss![/quote]Actually, we do av "fowless" cages. N wen there were fowls dere sef, na big work for me.
Truth is, as I stubborn reach, I ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ fit carry fowl o.#FaceCovered.

banttieman: No mind that psoto jor. What I think the answer to that question is, coz I've had reasons to research some time is cause when you get in from the rear, the kpekus no matter how small will open up to let in some air. As you, the hard worker do your thing going in and out, air goes out and in. As a result of the slimy or wetness, you hear the noise you said. It's not a one time thing. Note that you only get to hear the sound when and only when the kpekus is WET.

Una see wetin dese guys D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ talk for early morning!!!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]Yes! PSOTO its me GODS-CHILD!...We met in Batch B house & I was the one that flogged you till you fainted some days ago during Aluta...remember?...don't you miss me?...I know its been a while.[/quote]Hehehehe #ILaughInAYetToBeFormedLanguage# Flog who? Flog fire!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]Good Morning Everybody...How was your night?...today's date is 26/7/12...We thank GOD almighty...this is the time of the year when people buy chicks & start feeding them till December...CHRISTMAS is around the corner![/quote]Kai! U can like agric tinz.