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ladyF:
hahaha... Coming from someone whose posts on nairaland is only to look for N500 ashawo? Biko, I don't have time for this.

All the best in your search. Maybe you should advertise on newspapers too.

Oops!

Fvck girl...
Hungry call girl your time is over... Na overtime you dey so

Yes, I fvck N500 kpekus E concern you. Lord knows I will never fvck your filty pvsssy for free even if dem add house and money join #ode

*kid's age aint loyal*

ladyF:
Coke all the way!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Eyaa, see how faded your life has suddenly be :`(

I've got news for all the foolish fellow spewing trash since the day 1 of this thread.


My girl just called-in to share the exciting news of seeing her bloody period this evening!!!

Woooooooooooooooooow*

Yeah, that's some bad news to all the underaged silly_ adults on this thread; but guess what?! I don't give a fvck!! In fact go nd die! Silly hungry Bastards.


Anyways I thank you so much for the way you displayed your stupidity right here... Happy to see me laugh last


In the end, joy is mine. Sadness is yours
Fvck Nairaland. Fvck you guyz, nd fvck you too for wishing bad on me

Gebbson007:
ma reckless fada Shii . I guess Ur fada is worst Cux e Ddnt teach u Nt 2 bleep outside married I guess its a torch passed 2 d male ba$$tard in Ur family. imagine a guy Lyk u dnt no wen a gel is preggy it shows u Neva entad a class rum Nt 2 tlk f school .u sure re 1 f d p we face in naija .happy preggy enjoy father hood son f a bit*ch

E pain am... BasTard_

Gebbson007:
c Ur Life is that d correct spelling ? ode its period Nt perod,my 5 yr old cousin cn do better bleeping fool.go bck 2 Skul strt frm kg .

That was a mistake I admit; just like your conception was a mistake few decades ago.

I'm only trying to be a better man than your reckless father by coming out here... And all I get is 88% trash from internet troll like you. BastaaarD!

Debbywills:
It's pretty obvious that your girl is pregnant, Why the result is fluctuating is because the pregnancy is way too young to appear on the test tube. I'll advice you to visit a clinic to do proper check-up, then you make up your mind on what to do.

Hmm...

Thanks Debbywills. It then means she's got another nigga somewhere who's responsible cos 1 week pregnancy, me never see oo.

Gebbson007:
use Google u ll fynd it .

congrats in advance.

And you posted same comment 3 times? Smh for you.

It's obvious school has failed you, now...You need education

CaptainECole:
aanu ee se mi
nkan to ba wu ee ko se .. ko kan mi
werey lasan
ode oshi

Ina ruwa na de bura baba nka daa...
Na san ka ne? Ko na gia ma duri uwa ka ce nna nima shawara?? Ji fa...
Maukocci mai kwan a bayi

CaptainECole:
Dan ubanka shege banza..
Fùcking rétard
go and get some baby clothes...
oloroburuku oshi

Ai ni bana wasa da biri, ka ji ko?

Wawa

CaptainECole:
This network just dey use me dey play chess.
*Back to the topic*
OP you're a great and certified dummy how much is condom that you can't afford?? huh? ? .. you wan enjoy skin to skin abi?? wetin your papa dem dey enjoy.. idiot,that's how youngsters of nowadays sell their future because of 3 minutes pleasure ..
Well for your information, she is pregnant, because only pregnancy can make a woman miss her menses.. deal with it idiot ... yes I'm judging you.. be ready to be a father .. mtcheeew

Ji... Ji wana wawa kuma. Shege mai shan wiwi banza

misshoree:
whats this boy typing now ? We gat a beef b4 or wat?

Must you join other kids type meaningless alphabets on my thread? Now asking if we get shaki before... Dan iska kawoi

Daddy
Is that you??

Can't wait to catch the excitment... Wow*
You did it, now you're dead-famous!

Rip dad

Burgerlomo:
Please go and file a missing period with the EFCC, because it's an assets so that they can help you to recover it. There is nothing that they cannot recover

Ama... Walahi kei sakare ne, na ranse da Allah

Earngee:
Abeg bro go konga,
If u no see am check olx
try jumia too
If uno con see am jiji,efritin dey ooo
God help you

Mo rope o fori gbale nigba kekere
Silly_boy, ode oponu oshii

misshoree:
for u most probably

No worry, your fuckkk up day is loading...

Remember Karma has got no respect for no one, *Miss Sabi girl*

achinaboy:
i was in same bus with the Period, she dropped along oshodi oke,maybe she was going to wharf or airport, go figure

wasn't expecting something positive from you...
Just negodu your name: aChinaBoy, fake boy oshi

spartanobad:
Bad belle
make i see ur own naa

See my own kwa?

Sorry, I don't buy cheap dress to cover my rich and expensive body.
Now geraraHere mehn!

misshoree:
U pple be having sex and when pregnancy comes,u will be shying away duty....After having sex,what were u expecting...a television Or an iphone

Smh

Omg! This op can *lies* a lot

Fmartin:
U wan see her missing period abi


Take a sharp razor and make an incision in her pusssy, blood will gush out.


Thats hw to make an artificial menstruation........

thank me lerra

Shaking my head for you

SANDOSKI:
Haba na, I no study medicine for school no blame me for that one.... I no get answer to the question...


*Whispers into his ears, oya follow me make we go buy Pampers for Mama Nkechi shop before she close...

Bleep boy

SANDOSKI:
Johnbull
Are you sure about this


Let me rush and buy Pampers.....

See who dey talk...
Like say we no sabi where your brain dey

Psure, no mind all these Donald Trump wannabeies.. keep hope alive... Brilliant response coming soon; the real people with functioning brain never close from work. Just wait

badassProdigy:
guy dem vex U b4 ni...
lolz

Not at all ... I just don't like people messing up good dress with a childish attitude

My girl and I have been seeing each other since last year August. We've being *doing it* with and without protection; 65% unprotected all along.

The last time we *had it* was on 18th April 2016 without protection but she took prevention pills afterwards. Now the issue is her menstral period refuse to show up.

According to her, her last cycle was 24th of March, so she was expecting it to show up on 19th this month but bloody visitor failed to stop by.

Again I was told she used *Accurate* for pregnancy test last Wednesday and the result was positive; another once was used this afternoon but the result says Negative.

Please fellow Nairalanders, what could be responsible for all these health drama my girl is having?


*Additional Details*
She's feeling pains around the breast region plus vagina dryness.

Thanks.

Se pelu igo buruku yen?? Shut down indeed...
Shut down wey dey burst eyes

Booty4me:

Watin... No be kweshun I ask