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HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 4:00pm On Apr 27, 2016
My girl and I have been seeing each other since last year August. We've being *doing it* with and without protection; 65% unprotected all along.

The last time we *had it* was on 18th April 2016 without protection but she took prevention pills afterwards. Now the issue is her menstral period refuse to show up.

According to her, her last cycle was 24th of March, so she was expecting it to show up on 19th this month but bloody visitor failed to stop by.

Again I was told she used *Accurate* for pregnancy test last Wednesday and the result was positive; another once was used this afternoon but the result says Negative.

Please fellow Nairalanders, what could be responsible for all these health drama my girl is having?


*Additional Details*
She's feeling pains around the breast region plus vagina dryness.

Thanks.
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by donbenedict(m): 4:02pm On Apr 27, 2016
Take her to the doctor na
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by cruzita(f): 4:03pm On Apr 27, 2016
grin which period ?maths or english

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Cholls(m): 4:06pm On Apr 27, 2016
grin

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Nobody: 4:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
congrats, you don become papa bomboi
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by osesology(m): 4:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
Let me suggest a name for ur baby.:
If it's a boy, call him Johnbull.
If it's a girl, call her Harriet and stop asking useless questions, your girl is fvcking pregnant!!!

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:08pm On Apr 27, 2016
I am with the period... I used it for my Maths lesson!!!!...

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Nobody: 4:08pm On Apr 27, 2016
Go buy baby clothes nigga
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Smellymouth: 4:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Pheals(f): 4:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
e ku e ewu omo
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by wilybebsy(m): 4:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
Una don check under bed??

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by jhasper(m): 4:13pm On Apr 27, 2016
this is change
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Presbulg(m): 4:14pm On Apr 27, 2016
grin grin grin grin Awo Lor
Have you reported the missing period to the nearest police station ?
grin grin

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 4:16pm On Apr 27, 2016
Psure, no mind all these Donald Trump wannabeies.. keep hope alive... Brilliant response coming soon; the real people with functioning brain never close from work. Just wait cheesy
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Nobody: 4:18pm On Apr 27, 2016
osesology:
Let me suggest a name for ur baby.:
If it's a boy, call him Johnbull.
If it's a girl, call her Harriet and stop asking useless questions, your girl is fvcking pregnant!!!


Johnbullgringrin
Are you sure about this


Let me rush and buy Pampers.....cheesy
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 4:22pm On Apr 27, 2016
SANDOSKI:



Johnbullgringrin
Are you sure about this


Let me rush and buy Pampers.....cheesy


See who dey talk...
Like say we no sabi where your brain dey cheesy
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by BrainlessFool: 4:22pm On Apr 27, 2016
Useless op
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Nobody: 4:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
psure:



See who dey talk...
Like say we no sabi where your brain dey cheesy





Haba na, I no study medicine for school no blame me for that one....cheesycheesy I no get answer to the question...


*Whispers into his ears, oya follow me make we go buy Pampers for Mama Nkechi shop before she closecheesy...
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Fmartin(m): 4:32pm On Apr 27, 2016
U wan see her missing period abi


Take a sharp razor and make an incision in her pusssy, blood will gush out.


Thats hw to make an artificial menstruation........ smiley

thank me lerra
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 4:34pm On Apr 27, 2016
SANDOSKI:






Haba na, I no study medicine for school no blame me for that one....cheesycheesy I no get answer to the question...


*Whispers into his ears, oya follow me make we go buy Pampers for Mama Nkechi shop before she closecheesy...


Bleep boy
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by faithugo64(f): 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2016
grin papa ibeji


don't worry you will find her period in nine months time


but on a serious note,let her go and take a blood test,and if its positive.......









welcome to fatherhood!
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2016
Fmartin:
U wan see her missing period abi


Take a sharp razor and make an incision in her pusssy, blood will gush out.


Thats hw to make an artificial menstruation........ smiley

thank me lerra



Shaking my head for you sad

Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by halfricanadian(f): 4:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
Whatever u do just dont abort period!!!!!

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Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Laolu97(m): 4:50pm On Apr 27, 2016
Sowi bro,u don misfire!
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Ezedon(m): 4:53pm On Apr 27, 2016
You may not find the missing period till FG find the missing Chibok girls
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by SurefireAsoOke: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2016
Where did u/ she keep it.
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by achinaboy(m): 6:54pm On Apr 27, 2016
i was in same bus with the Period, she dropped along oshodi oke,maybe she was going to wharf or airport, go figure
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Majesticniyi(m): 7:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
You should be helping the poor guy not spewing thrash...don't mind them jawe, try Google searching it...I'm sure the period would be found grin
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by misshoree(f): 8:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
Op,bin d nice girl i am,i volunteer to help u look for it cheesy


Searching
Searching
Searching
Still Searching
Searching







Found



She is pregnant


The period is in heaven
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by misshoree(f): 8:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
U pple be having sex and when pregnancy comes,u will be shying away duty....After having sex,what were u expecting...a television Or an iphone
Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by psure: 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
misshoree:
U pple be having sex and when pregnancy comes,u will be shying away duty....After having sex,what were u expecting...a television Or an iphone


Smh

Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by misshoree(f): 9:16pm On Apr 27, 2016
psure:


Smh
for u most probably

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