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Dog adopts three abandoned tiger cubs
The Sideshow - Sunday, 2 December, 2012




A dog at a Russian zoo has adopted three tiger cubs after their mother deserted them.

The tiger cubs—two male and one female—were born on Nov. 14 at Oktyabrsky Zoo in Sochi and soon abandoned by their mother, Bagira, who had done the same thing with another litter earlier this year.

Zoo officials posted an ad online seeking a temporary tiger mom, but a white Swiss shepherd named Tallim was chosen to fill the surrogate role.

The tiger cubs initially resisted the setup, baring their claws and hissing at Tallim, according to London's Telegraph. But the pooch eventually won them over, "lavishing her new brood with attention and nudging them playfully."

Video from the zoo shows Tallim licking the trio, allowing them to climb over her and, more important, feed.

It's not unusual for dogs to adopt tiger cubs as their own—particularly in Russia.

In May at the same zoo, in fact, two Siberian tiger cubs abandoned by their mother were treated like pups by a wrinkled, sand-colored shar-pei named Cleopatra.

"She accepted them right away," Oktyabrsky assistant director Viktoria Kudlayeva told the Associated Press in June. "She's cleaning them and breast-feeding them as if they were her own. And they also sleep together."

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Preti, @ least u go je losinmi, with what I wrote you should know it was a mistake that I couldn't delete myself, hence asking d moderator to please delete.
But u r so mumu that u think everyone here is like u that's just wanted to post rubish. Take time oo.

Please delete

Of what use is this so-called Jamb examintions by the way, when after it the universities and institutions rip parents off through the ever obnoxious and senseless post jamb exams. It is an absurdity that people would pass Jamb and even the so-called post jamb only to be replaced with people who never passed any of those, their qualification being only that their parents happened to bribe their ways through. Hardly can any body get admission into any university in Nigeria today without paying money to a nincompoop at the university. Can someone not do something about this draconian system of having to take a post Jamb exam after having passed the substantive Jamb exam? This system is not only impoverishing the already finished people of Nigeria, but is also brooking mediocrity and exacerbating corruption.

Where are the senators and House of Representative members? Is it because their children and wards are not experiencing such things. I read sometime ago that Senator Mrs Chris Anyanwu championed a course to abolish this retrogressive system, but all that was rebuffed due to the unjustifiable outcry of the sleazy university professors and lecturers, who claimed they were trying to save nigeria's education with it since Jamb has purportedly become corrupt. But this is playing the ostrich, for what they have succeeded in doing is to transfer corruption from Jamb to universities and institutions of higher learning, which are a wider spectrum. And the corruption is spreading unabated like wild fire. It has become a common knowledge that a student who fails to pay the amount demanded by any lecturer for a hand-out has automatically failed that paper, no matter how well the student performed at the exam. Worse hit are the girls who are coerced to face the trauma of having to sleep with some of these lectures, when they can not pay for the hand-out or as a price to be able to get admission which more often than not even turn out to be a ruse.
Can the President, the senate, house of reps members, minister of Education, Governors, NLC, Civil rights and liberty organizations, NBA, Student Unions of higher institutions, the Press, Emirs, Obas, Obis and Ezes please rise up against this canker worm called post UTME. The ordinary people of Nigeria are languishing hopelessly and Nigeria has become a laughing stock in Africa and here overseas.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/ Article | November 9, 2012 - 9:22am | By Chris Onyeose
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This is why you dont give a shit about what people say...

If una bad belle like make u ask where is the joke or any other okpata. I no force una come enter my tread.

I saw this list of wht men could want in a partner & d first comment bellow really cracked me up.

1. Very cute with nice shape, not short, not fat, not bleached & not skinny
2. A graduate
3. Intelligent & smart.
4. Not materialistic & independent
5. Jovial & friendly with not only her friends but with all in a morally upright way
6. Always happy (at least 90% of the time happy)
7. Not so demanding & clingy (even Dangote wouldn't want a woman that relies on him for virtually all her life needs, from bathing soap to everything.
8. A virgin.
9. Not from poor family & not pompous.
10. God fearing girl.








Unfortunately, no girl has all these attributes.

1 day child fish ask da mother fish:Mom y we cant live on Earth ......Da Mother fish said 2 her child fish:Dear ....its not a place 4 fish...its a place to selfish...




If he no funny to u, abeg no talk. Abeg oo!

Hidden

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that
most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,
and that this makes it very easy to blackmail
them by saying, "I know the whole truth".

The boy decides to go home and try it out. He
goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he
says, "I know the whole truth." His mother
quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell
your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to
get home from work, and greets him with, "I know
the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say aword to your
mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the
next day, when he sees the mailman at his front
door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the
whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens
his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER
a big hug."

Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.

A Briton and a Nigerian are sitting next to
each other on a long flight from London to NY. The
Briton leans over to the Nigerian and asks if
he would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian
just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The Briton persists and explains that the game
is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains "I ask
you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if
I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.".

Again, the Nigerian politely declines and tries
to get to sleep. The Brit, now some what
agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer
you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,
I'll pay you $500!"

This catches the Nigerian's attention, and he
sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he
agrees to the game. The Brit asks the first
question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"

The Nigerian doesn't say a word, but reaches into
his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands
it to the Brit. Now, it's the Nigerian's
turn. He asks the Brit, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The Brit looks up at him with a puzzled
look. He takes out his laptop computer and
searches all of his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the net and
the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends
e-mail to his co-workers - all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Nigerian and
hands him $500.

The Nigerian politely takes the $500 and turns away
to try to get back to sleep. The Brit, more
than a little miffed, shakes the Nigerian and
asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Nigerian reaches into his
wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away
to get back to sleep.

Akpors walks into a bar and says to bartender give
four shots of your best scotch right now. The
bartender pours them up and sets them in front of
the man. The man slams back all four of them one
right after the other.

Bartender says "man you must be in a hurry"

Akpors says "you would be to if you had only
50 Naira."

There were three engineers in a car; an
electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a
Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car stops running and they pull off
to the side of the road wondering what could be
wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down
the electronics of the car and trying to trace
where a fault might have have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about
cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming
emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't
we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
and open all the windows and see if it works?

Few men admit their age. Few women act theirs.

Most Single men complain that all good women are
married, while most married men complain about
their lousy wifes.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a
good woman.

Women are like Bank accounts.

Without a lot of money,
they don't generate much interest

bunmioguns: I will stone this Poster. . .Period

U must have been feeding on this for u to fink u wana stone me.

If we wake up in the morning only to find out that u now have tribal marks on ur chick?

Well, it was funny to me when I saw it; hence bringing it here. I still thank una for d comments.

nikkyshyne: Na joke be this?

Na wetin he madam nikky? Thanks for the comment sha.

Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?

Lagusta: None is correct, cos the yolk of the egg is not white....

And I have to believe that this is a riddle, not a joke!!!

Its a riddle & I know riddle is also allowed here.

The answer is Neither is correct, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

Q. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg
are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

One day, in the recreation room of the Peaceville
Nursing Home, a little old woman and a little old
man were sitting watching t.v. There was usually
nothing better to do.

The little old woman suddenly turned to the little
old man and said "I bet I can guess your age." The
little old man responded. "Can not." The little
old woman replied, "Yes, I can. All I have to do
is take a good look at your penis. I can tell a
person's age by their pe*is."

The little old man thought about this for a while,
and then decided to see if this was true. So, he
stood up and dropped his drawers.

The little old woman took a long good look at the
pe*is. She studied it for a few minutes and then
smiled. "You are 94", she said.

The little old man was amazed! "You're right!" He
laughed. "How could you do that?"

"Oh," smiled the little old woman, "You told me
yesterday."

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to
prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he
allowed. The doctor asks why he needs such a
strong dose? The man explains that he has a
couple of young nymphomaniacs coming over and
he needs the Viagra to keep up with them.
The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes.

A few days later the man the man returns to the
doctor and this time asks the doctor to prescribe
him the most powerful pain reliever that he can.

The doctor asks, "Why do you need such a strong
pain reliever, is your pe*is really sore?"

"No," the man replies. "I need it for my wrists,
the two girls never showed up."

A statement today by the Permanent Secretary (Special Duties Office) in the Office of the Secretary to the Government of Joke Country, Dr. High Chief Ptaller,NTA,AIT,because said.“President BG (GCOFRJ) will conduct the 2012 National Honours Award Investiture of deserving Joke Country and friends of this section.”

Among the recipients are (can only mention the names of those that have sent me their cheques) BunmiOguns KDK.
Larride KDK.
Jojo-Armani:JON.

Others should send in their cheque & please don't inform the president.

A statement today by the Permanent Secretary (Special Duties Office) in the Office of the Secretary to the Government of Joke Country, Dr. High Chief Ptaller said.“President BG will conduct the 2012 National Honours Award Investiture of deserving Joke Country and friends of this section.”

Among the recipients are wait (can only mention the names of those that have paid) BunmiOguns KDK.
Larride KDK.
Jojo-Armani:JON.

Others should send in their cheque & please don't inform the president.

What happes, when u r in ur early teens & go to church with ur parents & they Ask all The Virgins in Church to come out for Prayers. And ur parents start Looking at u? Just sit & let ur parents feel like mogbe, So Queen is no more a virgin?

Una be fool: When will you finish the compilation nah...

Still waiting for the citizen of joke county 2 bribe send their bribe.

The table below shows the complete list of those to be conferred with national honours by President BG of joke section:












B R B

Still compiling the list.

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend 1k buy a Pillow.

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Older Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys


One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!


Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

[quote author=PasNet]=))º°˚˚˚°ºlolº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))... You nor try @ all. Go back and learn photo-shop nor spoil work for us jare..... Rubbish

Do u think everyone is as jobless as you are, that I'll have to design 5k to prove what point. Got the picture from a website & decided to share what I felt about it. Because only God knows which other denomination they would have printed waiting to be introduced. We'll get to see the 5k when its finaly introduced.