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Q. How could you rearrange the letters in the
words "new door" to make one word?


Note: There is only one correct answer.

@ Migines

You are always here checking out the post and giving lovely replies. You should be made an administrator, Keep it up man.

Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.

yes Diva naija, u r right. The answer is stamp,

@ Migines

It's only a riddle, the other time I pasted one and answered you guys complained, now I am throwing it open so that we could have some fun, but na another thing u deh talk, na wah person no fit satisfy people of this world.

Thanks for the comment sha.

I am the world's greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventures, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.

I am the world's greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventures, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.

almondjoy:
Why won't it collapse?---Do we get anything right?  Only to make so so noise!  Please deal with it!  Another person will get the new contract! Please keep inhaling the putrid "sweet wind" and I hope you guys do not come down with a paralytic illieus due to absence of "flatulence"!

Useless country!

@almondjoy, Please go to your country's forum where everything about it is right, mind you it's not right to say shit about other people's country thats if you are not a Nigerian' but if you are; my dear u deh take left hand show the direction to show great! greatest Grand fathers house, that one pass me, hope you know wetin he mean, shei I no go talk am oooo, My people go understand because Emi oni fi owo osi juwe ile baba mi. I am not a bastard, For whatever happens to the country, it still remains our fatherland,  Thank God nobody died.

The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?








Not what you thinking, the answer is,


last name "surname"

I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.









Answer
The ''7'' on the telephone keypad
(new ones have the letter Q with the PRS)

Check your mobile keyboard and let me know if it's wrong

I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard!


and the answer is









































Habit!
Remove h - a bit remains.
Remove a - bit remains.
Remove b - it remains.

lol

The answer is:

CARPET.
6-5-2: tea
4-5-2-3: pear
1-2-6: cat
3-2-6: rat

I hope somebody gets the correct answer.

Here

1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's
insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping
to free her husband from his inhibitions, during
a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-
-only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past
10 years!?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You
impotent SOB!!"

"Wait a minute! Speaking of sneaky!" he
interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2
kids!!!"

An old man and his wife are sitting in a little bar
and have been there for several hours. She digs
in her purse and gets out a compact and starts
powdering her face. She says, "I have the face
of a 20 year old."

Her husband looks at her and replies, "Well you
better fucking give it back cause your getting
it all wrinkled.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're
finished until next time.

There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the
plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The
captain announced to everyone to get into the
crash position, head between the knees.

A white woman was sitting next to a black woman,
so the white woman took out all her jewelry and
started putting it all on, so the black woman
asked her what was she doing?

The white woman replied, when the plane goes down
and they see all my jewelry they are going to
think that I am famous so they will rescue me
first. So the black woman started taking off
all her clothes, so the white woman asked the
black woman, what are you doing?

The black woman replied, when we crash, the
first thing they look for is the "black box."

Two deaf people get married. During the first
week of marriage, they find that they are unable
to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off
the lights because they can't see each other
using sign language. After several nights of
fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs,
"Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one
time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast one time. "The
husband thinks this is a great idea and signs
back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to
have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis
one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my penis, fifty times."

Hope you al like it, not new though.


A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a
drink. "Get out" says the bartender. "I don't
serve drunks here".

The drunk staggers out the front door, only to
come back in through the side door. He sits at the
bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink. "I just
told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the
side door and, comes back inside through the back
door.

Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for
a drink. The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at
the drunk and yells "I told you, no drunks
allowed, now get out!!!". The drunk looks up at
the bartender and slurs "How many fuckin' bars
do you work at, anyway?"

I'll advice you to go for NB, because with them there is job security, less stress and would even afford you the opportunity to make the right decision concerning your future because we can always diversify. I have a friend that joined some years back with senior school Cert, but now he is one of their senior staffs because the company afford him the opportunity to go back to school get his degrees and was promoted, the only condition is that the certificate has to be part time.

But in all, you have to pray about it and like what other nairalanders has said. I know with God you would make the right decision.  Congrats

state

WWW, WWe are all not real. It's like a movie. Where you have a protagonist and antagonist. And the simplest answer to the question is that if it were to be real been a sport it would have introduced to olympic games.

@Poster

My name is Biodun a guy in Lagos. I really understand what you going through, though I am not married but I have a female friend that went through the same pain but God restored the marriage after a while. It is a challenge and I know some little things I could tell you that could help. Because there r lots of things that could lead to what the guy is doing. I could be reached on pipertaller@yahoo.ca and 08023301053.