A Briton and a Nigerian are sitting next to
each other on a long flight from London to NY. The
Briton leans over to the Nigerian and asks if
he would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian
just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The Briton persists and explains that the game
is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains "I ask
you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if
I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.".

Again, the Nigerian politely declines and tries
to get to sleep. The Brit, now some what
agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer
you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,
I'll pay you $500!"

This catches the Nigerian's attention, and he
sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he
agrees to the game. The Brit asks the first
question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"

The Nigerian doesn't say a word, but reaches into
his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands
it to the Brit. Now, it's the Nigerian's
turn. He asks the Brit, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The Brit looks up at him with a puzzled
look. He takes out his laptop computer and
searches all of his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the net and
the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends
e-mail to his co-workers - all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Nigerian and
hands him $500.

The Nigerian politely takes the $500 and turns away
to try to get back to sleep. The Brit, more
than a little miffed, shakes the Nigerian and
asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Nigerian reaches into his
wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away
to get back to sleep.

Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale bro

bunmioguns: Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale bro

Na lie, I life well. Ever heard of trouble wan sleep yanga de wake am.

bakila:
Na lie, I life well. Ever heard of trouble wan sleep yanga de wake am.

which kind lang be dis

bunmioguns: Not only frontpage, even backpage.......d Joke is stale bro

presido(bunmi) no blame am na wen he see am.

ee don dey front page..go check am.
Front page my yansh!

bakila:
Na lie, I life well. Ever heard of trouble wan sleep yanga de wake am.

pls speak english. Thank you very much.

booqee: ee don dey front page..go check am.
Front page my yansh!
.

Booqee o!!!

Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.

ptaller: Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.

no vex.

ptaller: Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.

This is the JOKE.....

This is a classic.

Hehhehehehhe...wetin b ma own