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eyaaah! but its not too late to hire a tutor for her. . .12 hrs everyday would be fine

chei. u people spokens bad englis hia

no na me!

@topic
MGBEKE!!!

hell! hello!! hell no!! dis call don disconnect sha!

nope!





are u happy 2 day?

nana
wasup?

ronnie
how u dey. . .u seem really happy 2 day? who is behind it, wats his name?

what is go on here?

afrodixie:
Okay! I love ma fat arse so no need for pix!!!! Just chop small food please and stop sticking your hand in the back of your termite throat and "upchucking"!!! Freshen up!

Go and read that wet P****Y thread somewhere here on Nairaland---Don't dry out oh! These dudes here do not play with that!

now I can see that u've run out of what to say. u'll only hear from me again when u begin to make some sense

no. bored senseless _{and about to sign out}



tpbm can't cook

join ur boring world no thanks

d guy fit be vampire o! but me I've got my stingers ready

grafikdon:
Real men don't come to Nairaland and run wild, calling names to every finger that types. . . that one na trade mark of market women. Now. . . and finally, you can continue rocking.

word!

wish u give ur life to christ

nah! ptery not interested





tpbm is back to NL

nope I'm still a pupa. . .I'll grow into an adult wasp, next season

lol
ok no blood sha!

small boy picture

grafikdon:
You are so confused it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

leave am na the result of heartbreak dey worry am so.

afrodixie:
As for you the Nairaland Termite, that is one of my brothers if I may enlighten you!  See how fresh Lillian is---------fine gir----You see her normal chest--purely of an unadulterated qualityl!!! Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! Even me want the babe too!!!--------You come carry ya Bulimic bony behind dey waka for here.  Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrout of hia!!!  Nonsense!!!  My friend--cover those bones quickly!!!!  We no wan seeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!!! Come put feathers on top--witch!!!!! Don't you know you are on an "African Website"---dudes here do not deal with bony prominences, without the slightest propensity of adipose tissue!   A say make you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!! Back t o your village till you cure what ever ails you! Ah-Ah!!!

_{Everybody wan post picture--including those when no qualify!}

eeyah! dis thing dey worry u well well o sotay u no come fit differentiate between bullimic and anorexic. e pele o!
and pls do us all a favour and post ur fat ass self 4 us 2 c and laff our butts off

b4 nko. . .wy u dodge my question?

if u like be sitting

as a kid after ramming against a wall






are u a dork?

kkk member

afrodixie:
Yes! Add pepper! Add salt!!!!

Make you no go put on weight---look like darfur refugee!!!! Keep flying around Nairaland like a Jezebelic Termite!

chai!!! I can't take this. . .Look at this one that can't even get over her ex, even though the guy has booted her twenty years ago , coming here to make wise cracks about my physique. If u're not as bloated up as a toad, let's see ur own pic

oh sister Islander, how come u didnt tell ptery?
well HAPPY BIRTHDAY, durling!
seriously, I never realised u were this sweet!
many happy returns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is today really her birthday?

ditch




monica lewinsky

I hope for her sake, that the latest certificate allegations against her aren't true

cool
nana, can I ask u a question?

kiss the breath out of her

ok, dear
hope they're not over-workin u down there?

sealed and stamped in blood