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my, I was a terrorist!
the worst thing I did then was using sewage water to cook for a senior

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@islander
_{i tot u already knew? u can keep a secret can't u}

yeah!




have u ever spilled hot oil on urself?

how many kids u got?

why is Mike Adenuga not in ur list?

@cutie
there's more coming!
@topic
yes




do u like 'em?

but ronnie does

yes, durling I am





are u on im?
have u checked ur mail?

robot

hi ronnie
@topic
no





did u make out this weekend?

papa bomboy

me cool jare . . op u're taking good care of moonie. . lol

u bet, ronnie. I'm doin a great job of it u had a great weekend?

@topic
cute-ass
omo-eko
moondust
naija*gal
ronnie-love
acid
dunce-
nana
mishoo
ras
informer
wifeypenth
lysaa
_{da list goes on}

A friend doesn't listen to third party opinion, nor judge u by it. Also a friend  knows all about you, and still likes you.

@Dunce
take the middle finger
_{and dats all u'll henceforth get from me}

somze:
Hears some noise, looks behind, its the mere bleatings of a goat.
Continues what he was doing

the Dunce somze is too dumb to come up wit ideas of his own. I used this once on u fool!. . .say something original. roflmao

ptery, wie r u??

I'm ryt here, Ronnie! howz u my dear?

@gaybaby
how u dey?

@nana



@mushroom
I no get ur time at all

search me!






do u have a social life?

in my next life

mushroom

bye all
c ya 2moro!!

@nana
_{yeah I was just playin pranks}
gnyt!!!

gudnyt homie!

gotta hit the road, dude
cya around!

@nana
hey my love. . .I've been weeping real tears all day looking 4 u
how r u doin, dear?

yes. _{at some point during my teens}





do u know I'm gonna sign out ryt now?

lol.

topic said FACTS about you, not ur fantasies, bro

@topic
I got strong instincts

I scoff at troublemakers

I'm off the charts crazy

and romantic?

ok.
and wats it called.? surpriangryfraid?

Ninjabyte:
Pterygott = Terry goat

look BOZO, do u need us to put up a sign indicating that crack-heads like u are not allowed into this thread?

@zigbo
sweetie howz u doin 2day?. . . I kina missed u

zigbo:
boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


^{go look for yo momma thread its somewhere on here}

laffing my insectoid butts off!!!!
can u imagine the boulder -head coming up here to drop dry jokes?

zigbo:
did that make sense to you

^{well u gon ve to go jump into a lake or something co$ i aint changing it}


your personality is too wannabe-ish,try and represent yourself aite

he's a psychotic mud eater, that's why he's acting all shitty

diggity ditch!






vin diesel

somze:
i thought pretty goat was alleged to be
I miss having a better bank account,

hey dunce somze!
pls stick to ur fake life and leave me the heck alone!!!!!!!!!
u wana suck up 2 someone, ur bitch is ryt there 4 u. k? nonsense!

cute-ass:
LOL, don't forget you're on nairaland

@ topic

still missing omo eko will skin u when you wake up for keeping me waiting, but i still love you sha

missing someone, my motivation to the gym and late nights lol

chiogo

naijacutee

chiegemba

wifey

pterygott

mukina2

Dtruth

youngies

kanmosyl

tafari

I missssssssssssssssss you 2, sweetie!!!

mishooo:
I know he's your guy but aint scared of him

What kept you from Nairaland ?? Sharpening your insectoid mouth ??

actually my probosis, so that when I insert, I drain ur lifeforce faster


Hey ninjabyte
I asked a question last time and u dodged it.
what 's dat facial expression u're havin on ur profile, cos its out of the ordinary?

yes! _{I'm flaunting it ryt where I am, pity u cant see me}





are u afraid to display ur real pix in ur profile?

my Gold dust!