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My goodness me! We will continue.. We are live and we are direct!!











#BringBackOurDirector!!!!!! #GiveUsBiafra!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prettythicksme:

**kisses**

prettythicksme:
CC:pucaxo,come see wetin i see here

Its nothing.. Just your cowardly kinsman ranting as usual

prettythicksme:
Heheheheh i think my brain don dey back to normal tho but not fully yet

Your Booooooooooo upset you right?

prettythicksme:
*vex mode activated**

**deactivates her vex mode**

kinglekan:
Name: HRH Oba Lekan Numero uno

Age: Can't seem to find my birth cert

Occupation: In pursuit of happiness

Are you single, dating or married :

Those u like on Romance Section: Twaci, Cyndax, Kwencypresh,Kingtom,jefferyjamez, lekinz, winetapper, stephenqueen, stfuareyougod, ipledge10, Erukumanaki, Lordoftheweed, Adeh39, Iamkingzlee, Mhizkel, laveda, Eniqurl, Thesonofmark, iamcharis, ronald4lif, Mzpecs, tosyne2much, Beamborla, wristbangle, prettythicksme, Michellla, Omavik, Mznelly, Sleekyshuga, MrsChima etcc


Mehn the list is endless. Phew!!!

Those u dislike on Romance section:
Ggrin for deceiving me



Those u find annoying : softapples/ssweetorgasm or wareva he calls himself, delectablegyal can be somewhat annoying too.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Thesonofmark, Mizmycoli, ronald4lif, iamCharis, Mznelly, sveen, Darkdrenedrebel, Naijaboiy, Misssclassy (come back puleezzz), Twaci, Truckpusher, Sinizia, Pucaxo/sinzzu, KingTom,

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Its up to them, no time for wishes that won't put money in my bank account.

Why do you follow the people you follow: Different reasons but for some ladies, its so i can stalk them.

Goodluck filing a restraining order.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I don't keep tabs on that.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. :
So i should start punching my calculator to find the average?



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I neither ignore nor avoid anyone.

Which Romancelander is fake.: Everyone is gaddam fake joor. Our "fakeness" is just at different levels.

Chikena!!

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Oluwa mi ooo, dem plenty ooooo. *scratches head* Ermm em,

Prettythicksme, Tohpahz, Jolllyjoy, Adeh39, Mhizkel, Missstella, Nickylawve, Deejavvu, yourmain, Halfrica ,cocoberry, sinaj ,baebiehot,


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Aint saying jack shii.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Didn't you hear me?

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Everyone i have mentioned so far and a bunch of others.

Your favorite mod: Ishilove (Rtd.)

Funniest Romancelander(s): Mrcork, Friedplantain, halfrica, Alberto2k, ggrin, kingTom

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: tosyne2much, wristbangle, mzpecs/lagmostkuit, solomonbrown.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Mznelly, Sleekyshuga

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Nubian113, (we just kinda drifted apart. ) , Ladyboss1, (She deactivated )

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Kingtom and stfuareyougod

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Durentt, softapples, ggrin and delectablegyal

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: what's with all these mathematical questions. Second base ko, Base 10 ni.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: my awon werey crew members, kalakuta peeps, a couple of others too and i have only met mzpecs

Romancelander you consider smart: Mizmycoli, Ronald4lif, Thesonofmark, Truckpusher, April07, Darkenedrebel, Michellla, KingTom, Naijaboiy, jefferyjamez, Tonyebarcanista, iamCharis , francizy etc

NL member that tries too hard.: ssoftapples,durentt,
sexistbastard/vanquay,

NLer(s) you find intriguing : Thesonofmark,Darkenedrebel

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : Fvcktard

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Blackett

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: MrsChima

Who do u often agree with: Ronald4lif & KingTom .

Romancelander that you secretly wish you both can get to know each other. : Cammman, not anoda wish again.


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): All the ladies i follow. and a couple of others.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): I don't do ugly.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy/girl: Ronald4lif & Michellla

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl: Darkenedrebel/Firsteva

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :
Softapples/Humanbeingist/ssweetorgasm

LMFAO @ "Oba lekan numero-uno"


Who loosed this mad mans chain seff??

prettythicksme:
Smh no b only dangle,na jungle

Jungle those light skinned tittays AB

prettythicksme:
receive sense

Dangle those tittays mami

prettythicksme:
If u can

Oya take ur clothes off.. Make sure ur brezz are dangling while u do that

prettythicksme:
I will but not now!**laziness dey worry me

Should I giv u small strength?

prettythicksme:
If u ask me,na who i go ask

Gerrarahia 4real mehn...

Won't you fill yours?

STFUareyouGod:
everything was pointing at him. But he denied

The typo eloquence, expressions and even the kind of jokes he made. Well, you don't expect him to admit do you?

prettythicksme:
Lemme jare,everyday no b christmas

AB what's the problem?

STFUareyouGod:
By only God knows

By another nigga who wants ya ass . I think its mrcurk tho..

STFUareyouGod:
he Wenger existed. He was just a fictional character

Fiction created by whom?

kinglekan:

Swing both ways?

I just dey take side eye dey look you and stfuare.yougod.

Look us with both front and back eye seff

Morning sire..

STFUareyouGod:
since when I begin attract dudes? Na so so girls o

Morning sir

** a certain boxer comes to mind.... **




morning boss

prettythicksme:
werin concern me?Which pple r u talking about

U dey vex ni?

berryice:
yes

Alryt. Hope u slept well?

Goodmorning..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Like say na my fault [/color]

Baba nor be ur fault, dem just wan burst you and stfuareyougod nyash

Dharay88 time to hit the sac. Gnyt bro..

SeXistBaStaRd:
I wasnt sent Abroad, i was raised there since age 9, so yeah now i understand your hate, you are just jealous, try and grow up and your blessings will come... Naijaboiy nice thread but you still owe me an explanation...Night to yall

Hate? I don't hate you boy. I'm only calling a spade. You haven't achieved JACKSHIT with your life regardless of where you are. Simple












PS: The stamps on my passport will give you sleepless nights

[quote author=SeXistBaStaRd post=40598241][/quote]Who gave you homework? Common return it joor, ask for a refund of your fees. Your brain has already been exchanged with a wet-sponge so there's nothing you can do about it . Its not your fault aii??

Really, why do they send these kids abroad? When an average nigerian kid can not just write but construct better grammar. Smh..

SeXistBaStaRd:
You are a retarded_ dumbfvck whom needs to get a life ASAP. You practically waste away at the dating section thread...You are the real loser with nio friends your stalking this platform to get some sort of validation on your existence.

While reading this, I couldn't just fix myself in there . I realised you just described yourself .
















I also realised you've been skipping Enlish Language classes . OLODO!

dharay88:

iqnore d chipmunk
f0r d sake of ds †hread.

Will do bro.. Buh u know I'm intolerant to this sort of fuckery

SeXistBaStaRd:
Well Pucaxo, i dontr know what tactic you are expecting cus the Vanquay in August was enjoying a nice Summer, I dont have time to reply dimwits with carefully composed lines in E-Fights...Funny thing is this niggas wouldnt dare me in a physical fight

Nigga I won't dare you in physical combat oo, am I mad??

You're already sooo UGLY and you've gat nuffin to loose other than the rest of your decayed teeth! Furk of!
Raving lunatic, sex starved bastard!

SeXistBaStaRd:
Well you clearly cant realize funny threads...I created those threads out of boredom cus i dont give a fvck unlike dumbass niggas like you who strive to live fake personas online. Say what you will about my face, im not the one with a clip art for a profile


P.S Its nice to note you follow my posts religiously...#[b]LifeOfanHater [/b]

Your lies stink boy, or is that your breath?? . You're a looser! Konji don rape your entire life sotey u come NL dey beg for blue film. Osinwin oloshi!



"Life of AN hater" ?? OLODO!

SeXistBaStaRd:
All i did was share the posts, let ma niggas see the shit_ thats abouta go down. FVCKING IDIOT Not everyone uses your tactics

You don't seem to have tactics left since the last time you spilled the last remaining strain of your common sense along with your watery sperm.


















And that was about 20mins ago.

dharay88:

shu† d chronic fuçkinq hell up,
Tha†s hw u run away from a flame u
s†ar† & yhu neva can handle....
Jobless Finless Tilapia Fish.!!!

That's his game. I showed him mercy last time buh this time I won't. He's lucky I'm already sleepy, this is just a tip.

SeXistBaStaRd:
Feeling sad that i have some things to do now, i woulda handled your jealous black ass

Jealous of a sex-starved loner like you? Dude, perhaps you wouldn't be begging for porn links to wankk with and fantasizing about fuccking your aunt if you weren't so batshit ugly! Boy you sooooooo damn uglee! Your face shares a striking resemblance with WET-SHITT! Furkin looser!!

SeXistBaStaRd:
Feeling sad that i have some things to do now, i woulda handled your jealous black ass

Running again? You ugly bastard! You can run all you want but u don prize and you will pay. Underline it.