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skyhighweb:
cause i went for a job interview there, its mostly hindi speaking workers

Okay lai mohammed Sir!

** Grabs prettythicksme boobs popcorn **

skyhighweb:
i dont watch zee world talk less bolly wood movies and gotv bros na wow, wetin do sstar times,lol

So how did u guess "Zee world" was a bollywood channel?






Psychology 101

skyhighweb:
okay so i decided to write this little note comparing my relationship btw Nigerian girls and Indian girls, and how indian girl exceed in relationship matter plz don't insult its just me saying what i have notice, okay here we go

1, A Nigerian girl is a cash eater, yes, date one, and by the end of the month, you realized u are better off with a NSA relationship,
an Indian girl will gladly be an ATM for u, the little she has is ready to be shared with you.

2. A Nigerian girl will never split the restaurant bill(maybe they have with you guys) but with me naa, an Indian girl will gladly want to split the bill with you or even want to pay and tell u things like you can get the next one.

3. A Nigerian girl will date different guys at once her friends will hail her,
A typical Indian girl is scared to double date because it makes their friends think very low of them and shows poor home bringing

4. A Nigerian girl meets a guy, she is thinking of how to collect from him, An indian girl meet a guy she is thinking if he is the one and how to make him love her.

5. Constant message to a Nigerian girl and you are a leech, constant message to an Indian girl and you are very caring

6. Nigerian girl not sure what love is, indian girl will define love for you

7. Nigerian girl loves show man ship, indian girl love to hide what they have and keep low key

8. Nigerian girl ... so am pausing now, not so sure what else is good or bad btw them, but after all these i go still wan marry niger girl, well an indian girl might like a niger guy but there parents na something else, i guess we just have to be with our nigerian girls hope they have change there ways, have meant a few nigerian girls thou, they make me love the race.

But for Nigerian girls in India hahahhaha, pleaseeee.

Turn OFF that ZEE WORLD you've been watching or return that Gotv.

realmidas001:
It's crazy how some pple will come here and start making fun of anoda person's palava. I'm not a small boy, she's not my first girlfriend she's not even my tenth. But I know wat I see in her dat makes me love her dis much. And I know she also love me as much. But I wronged her more dan I shld. I thought I have her no matter what. Now I realize my mistakes and I want you pple to help me communicate my mind to her. Pls address it as serious as it is.
Thanks

I've talked to her...

MrKontrovErsy:
they no even near my sweet fresh igbo gals!
some to imsu owerri n see stuffz biko!!
these ones are just learners

Nwanne ur head dey dia!!

prettythicksme:
maybe in ur dream

I'll still beat that pum pum mercilessly in my dream

prettythicksme:
Warris dis?

you heard me

Roughly deal with prettythicksme toto

The same "NK Baby" whom viviangist identified as her "blood sister" has been declared to be an ONLY CHILD!!! See how people lie! Just to score fame at the expense of that dead girl




Cc: lalasticlala seun rocktation obinoscopy et.al

Ebayray:
Yeah

How're u feeling tonight?

[quote author=kinglekan post=40663992][/quote]Numero Uno, abi I lie??

Ebayray:
Lolz.. Hahahahaha.
Thanks, sir...

U wlcm Bby..

Ebayray please gimmie small dimple . Such a lovely smile you've got

lezz:
Son, the script on my signature isn't about me: its about Nigeria, all she has endured since her independence and what her calling is.

What I did was to personalise Nigeria and put her in the first person narrative for effect.

I always educate you free of charge. It is no surprise seeing that you quickly opted to be a footballer because your mental elasticity can't stretch beyond the dregs of romance section in NL.

You need to increase your intellectual base before I can troll with you. You're such a base level daft with an IQ the size of your girlfriend's clitoris.

Go away, please. You're romance section perennial nuisance.

That iidiot will still not understand. Don't stress ya self bros.

ssweetorgasm:
well what i can offer will take u 10years to start discovering. "deal

Lemmie be clear on the terms of the deal, you're gonna deactivate this moniker if I comment with that account now. Coward, Agreed?

ssweetorgasm:
bet on what?

You've got nothing to offer. So I'll go for ur moniker.


Deal?

ssweetorgasm:
YES NA ME, i dare u to log in with it and comment.

That's not how to dare, we're gonna make a bet. Deal?

ssweetorgasm:
LOL i hope u know it was my fault dat ur traplord account was banned, its like u want pucaxo to go too.

banned? Na u ban am?? . OTONDO!

lezz:
Been hiding in the political section lately. The Nigerian economy seems to be on autopilot with the new political hierarchy thinking that fighting corruption automatically grows the economy.


What's happening at your end?

Naxo we see the country o bros. I still believe things will unfold with time, I'm not just comfy with BuBu's silence..

Howz ya bae firsteva? U later knack that cunja??

ssweetorgasm:
im not pained, im initiating.

You're irredeemably sttupid.

ssweetorgasm:
do u know what mercenaries can do. "just a question.

No, what do they do??

Lezz what's gud? Where you been??

ssweetorgasm:
one day bush meat go become the hunter. "food for thoughts

OLODO! Why are u so pained?

ssweetorgasm:
ur temper wont get pass ur phone screen, behave urself, loyal lemme introduce u to the elites.

Iidiot.

ssweetorgasm:
ok watch and see how life works for the elites.

Nigga don't dry hump my temper this lovely night abeg.

ssweetorgasm:
wats not so cool abt my style?

Don't cry boy, everyone see's you as our resident iidiot! Atleast you represent something . Cheer up!!

ssweetorgasm:
u will regret every mean word uve ever said to me on nairaland, this is a fact.

Ejim ofor na'ogwu...



Its not like you're a threat anywayz.

ssweetorgasm:
Lemme give u a clue how i live my life, i promise myself to score five goals today in training one for pucaxo,naija.boiy,lav.eda,kingl.ekan and sexis.tbastard and guess what i scored the five goals exactly, i take the hate that people like u give to me, i store them in my heart then i release them like a bomb in the field of play and i become man of the match, "pls keep on hating, it gives me inspiration.

Wetin concern me?


Keep my moniker out of your wishful-thinking and comments. That's all I ask. Not this dustbin narrative you just gave.