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Micheal Jackson’s nephew..

He can dance very well too

LabStores:
Learn to read between the lines


It's only okay if you won't mind your daughter doing it.

I did read bro. Women have no written agreement with anybody as par either they wanna be a wife or just have babies. They’re open to anything.

Ronaldo’s partner is a baby mama till date. John Obi Mikel’s partner is a baby mama till date… This is even a daughter of a billionaire, she get money pass Obi well well..

LabStores:
Really? You make it sound too easy.
You think a woman with beauty, good values, strong morals, and good upbringing will just agree to be reduced to a baby-making arrangement for one random man because he has money?

The same way you’re trying to avoid problems is the same way serious women avoid men who think commitment, loyalty, and family are things you can simply outsource like hiring a nanny.

Good women are not products you pick off a shelf after ‘hustling.’ They also have standards, emotions, principles, and choices.
Will you be comfortable and allow your daughter do such?

Dey play

I get them for hand well..

Not a girls are marriage hungry o. Some just wanna dey with a guy and have kids.

When you check reality, you’ll see this list is not true..

Okay Daddy

Yes daddy

stanluiz:
Pure fiction!!

The Nigeria civil war has absolutely nothing to do with Jews, Israel or Rothschilds. I don't know where this one is getting his history from.

Na jews matter for kill am. He blames the Jews for everything. We know him very well in this nairaland.

Domperignon, FSB operator, Hitlerisright Mossadagent, Apcharam. These are his accounts and handles. He is number one history revisionist in nairaland.

It does..

You probably don’t know who the Rothschilds‘s family are. They control almost the entire world. They control how you spend your money, pay your taxes, they control 90% of all the banking sectors all around the world. They’re the brain behind the USD and how it operate

dollytino4real:
Pls where is Togo? Wetin dem get to offer

Togo dey after Benin 🇧🇯

Cxxxx

USA don finally happen to her..

dominique:
Chelsea is (one of) Tottenham's boogie team, Tottenham is man city's boogie team, man city is (one of )Chelsea's boogie team ♻️

Ok Richarlison just put one in to reduce the deficit

2-1

Same Mancity we collected champions league from their hands?

SixSeven:
If that's the case, not everyone is an Arsenal fan. Do you want to lose votes for an English game?

Is there any club that’s really against Arsenal winning the league?

Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, if I may ask, where is Sunday Igboho? Is he not from Yoruba land or Oyo State? What is he doing about the insecurity ravaging his zone?

Are you sick? Didnt you read from the university that it was a fake news?

I had to call one of my sisters and she was even surprised, as I ask her about it. If you have anyone in Lautech, ask them, they’ll confirm to you..

MT:
Are they alright,?

When did they deem it fit to congratulate a local team in Nigeria?

Election is coming bro

Somethings are not suppose to be strange to you

North london is red keh..

Saraki, check ham well, london city as a whole is a Blue city 🌃

givedemwotowoto:
You want to try your luck on the streets of Abeokuta?

Man takes to the streets of Abeokuta, Ogun State, to ask residents who they would prefer between President Bola Tinubu, Atiku Abubakar, and Peter Obi ahead of the 2027 elections. pic.twitter.com/LV1mTmAICE

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) May 19, 2026

If Obi see 500 votes in the whole of Ogun state, e try..

kedeojo:
Go and hide your face in shame joor. hope you know, you set a negative record of not scoring in five consecutive premier league. you are the only world champion who won and play badly in the new season.

Is there any other word champion?

Poor skit..

ekanx27:
Pls moderators should stop being Chelsea match to FP. They are mid team playing against almost relegated team

And so?

And which team in England is better than Chelsea, even despite our recent poor performance?

Which team in Europe is better than Chelsea?

We’re the world champions for a reason! The only club with the gold badge jersey..

givedemwotowoto:
Lies! We know who is orchestrating everything from the background.

Gidgiddy, you’ve abandoned Nnamdi Kanu and now you’re fully Obedient. After Obi loose in 2027, you’ll suddenly switch to Biafra and re-start your usual poems..

God of Agulu is wonderful..

“Continue using s3x toys, when you get married, you will feel it. You charge a s3x toy for 4 hours and use it on yourself, then you expect a man with blood running through his veins to compete with s3x toys.”


4hours keh? No woman can stand 4hours with a sxxx toy..

Highest most can do before they squirt and climax is better 6-10mins. I know this for sure cuz I know! 😎

Propaganda

Mtchewww

Xx

Iyobaba:
I never knew the animal was scared, no wonder some palaces keep them as pet.

That's good
Have you heard of the Story about Antar Laniyan the amazing actor, he gave an interview sometime ago about how he was born.

A lot of these knowledge are going to waste, every use of ewe and Egbo came from IFA. Even the Drums we beats and how it was made came from IFA.
The worst thing that happened to these foreign religions is the Internet, all the lies and secrets have been layed bare before us.

If they call us elebo, let's wear it with pride. ✌️

You’re very correct..

Afro beat is from IFA. Nah from the sound of Opele, nah hin Baba Fela coined Afro beats from! It was IFA that made our fore-fathers to know about different Ewe & Egbo, and how functional Ewe & Egbo is. It was IFA that made us to know how useful Ewe & Egbo is to us..

When I was at j-school, I have a friend who happens to be Elebuibon’s son. The son do tell me then that white people do come to learn IFA from his dad in Osogbo, and they’re paying as much as 60/70m, as at then… The then i’m referring to was around 2009..

Regarding Anta Laniyan, I know him thru movies. One of my favorite actor. I’ve not seen this particular interview you're talking about, but looking at his name - Anta! The name is not ordinary..

Like you said, it’s very unfortunate that many people has been caged into believing foreign religion, highly unfortunate !

Last but not least, Tortoise is a very useful living thing. A protective being to us human being. I’ve got several things im going to tell you about the creature but I’m about to get busy… I’ll sure tell you later on!

According to the Commissioner for the Environment and Water Resources, Tokunbo Wahab, the enforcement action followed the discovery that the hotel allegedly channelled untreated wastewater into public drains through the use of pumping machines, thereby causing environmental nuisance, offensive odour, and posing serious risks to public health and safety.

Tokunbo wahab, this is the man that should be the next Lagos state Governor. He’s well connect to the people. He’s pure Pro-people..

But then, if Lagos say Hamzat is good, then no issues.. I don’t believe in hamzat but I’m wishing him all the best !

samuelson06:
Don't mix it up. One a physical formal thing, while the other is a spiritual thing. Again, don't mix it. Don't deceive people. Ifa is a way of worship to the gods. Anything outside of the one true God (Jesus) is idol worship. Whatever name you call or how you do it does not matter.

I wanted to reply you, but as you don mention Jesus, I don’t understand the kind lane you belong. We traditionalist don’t discriminate, so enjoy your Jesus bro..

Iyobaba:
That's really inspiring
I'm sure you've heard people say the phrase " Ijebu ni ahun " which was later mistranslated as " the Ijebu people are Frugal "
Ahun here is tortoise.
There was a time people where dying young in Ijebu, so the wise Ijebu people consult IFA eleri ipin.
IFA instructed every household in Ijebu to keep tortoise as pet and the people stopped dying young.
When visitors started trooping into Ijebu kingdoms again, they observed they all had ahun ( which is tortoise )
When visitors explained what they observed in Ijebu on their way home, they all kept saying "Ijebu ni ahun" which translates to the Ijebus have tortoise.
For some nefarious reasons, it was mistranslated into Ijebu being Frugal.

There are more stories but I don't wanna derail the thread.

Of course, I know the story..

I’m from Ogun state myself..

Tortoise, one of the most sacred living thing ever! 😎

Theahabaman:
Shehu Sani don get what he is looking for at last. Kudus to him hunger will not kill him again. He is good to go now.

Has he ever asked you money for food before for you to know he’s hungry?

Can’t you see he was previously a 2x Senator?

How did you know he’s hungry?

morikee:
Shehu Sani Remi Tinubu's candidate that's the gist in Kaduna

As how?

What relationship does Sani has with Remi?

Can you shed more light ?

samuelson06:
Ifa itself is an idol. There's no way an idol god would be fighting its followers from not worshipping another idol.

Ifa is an Idol keh?

You clearly don’t know about what you’re putting your mouth into..

Whenever you fall sick and you consult a doctor to know what’s wrong, does it mean the doctor is an Idol?

Iyobaba:
The beautiful aspect in the Yoruba religion is that each house hold has it own Orisa(s). In most cases these households are one way or the other related to the Orisa.
In some cases, when certain things happen to people in a household frequently, they consult with IFA eleri ipin, they get answers. Some households might be told to " bo " egun or oro. In some cases, IFA will instruct them to "bo" Orisa idile
I don't think there's a perfect translation of the Yoruba word "bo".
You can decide to "bo" Ogun or Sango, even though you've no connection to them but IFA eleri ipin will guide you to also "bo" the Orisa(s) from your households.
IFA has all the answers and IFa does not lie.

Very correct..

When I was born, somethings happened when I was growing up which is very strange. So, ifa was consulted and it revealed that I should stop eating anything plantain! It revealed that I can eat banana but not a plantain! It revealed my Eleda doesn’t like a fried or cooked banana.

My Eleda only likes the natural Banana. We follow the instructions and just the 3rd day, I became a bouncing boy till date..

From then till now, I don’t eat plantain - either cooked or fried!

We’re very much blessed in this part of the world. Only that our people have been caged by all these foreign religion..

If I tell you something, you no go believe? And that’s, I was born inside house, not hospital. All my life till date, I never been to hospital before. I no dey fall sick at all… Lots of stories bro… I love our tradition so much!

In Kaduna central, Sani, who represented the district between 2015 and 2019 at the senate, polled 9,105 votes to defeat Yusuf Zailani, former speaker of the state house of assembly, who scored 1,021 votes.

Omo, this Sani dude self heavy for hin territory o..