₦airaland Forum

kedeojo:
Go and hide your face in shame joor. hope you know, you set a negative record of not scoring in five consecutive premier league. you are the only world champion who won and play badly in the new season.

Is there any other word champion?

Poor skit..

ekanx27:
Pls moderators should stop being Chelsea match to FP. They are mid team playing against almost relegated team

And so?

And which team in England is better than Chelsea, even despite our recent poor performance?

Which team in Europe is better than Chelsea?

We’re the world champions for a reason! The only club with the gold badge jersey..

givedemwotowoto:
Lies! We know who is orchestrating everything from the background.

Gidgiddy, you’ve abandoned Nnamdi Kanu and now you’re fully Obedient. After Obi loose in 2027, you’ll suddenly switch to Biafra and re-start your usual poems..

God of Agulu is wonderful..

“Continue using s3x toys, when you get married, you will feel it. You charge a s3x toy for 4 hours and use it on yourself, then you expect a man with blood running through his veins to compete with s3x toys.”


4hours keh? No woman can stand 4hours with a sxxx toy..

Highest most can do before they squirt and climax is better 6-10mins. I know this for sure cuz I know! 😎

Propaganda

Mtchewww

Xx

Iyobaba:
I never knew the animal was scared, no wonder some palaces keep them as pet.

That's good
Have you heard of the Story about Antar Laniyan the amazing actor, he gave an interview sometime ago about how he was born.

A lot of these knowledge are going to waste, every use of ewe and Egbo came from IFA. Even the Drums we beats and how it was made came from IFA.
The worst thing that happened to these foreign religions is the Internet, all the lies and secrets have been layed bare before us.

If they call us elebo, let's wear it with pride. ✌️

You’re very correct..

Afro beat is from IFA. Nah from the sound of Opele, nah hin Baba Fela coined Afro beats from! It was IFA that made our fore-fathers to know about different Ewe & Egbo, and how functional Ewe & Egbo is. It was IFA that made us to know how useful Ewe & Egbo is to us..

When I was at j-school, I have a friend who happens to be Elebuibon’s son. The son do tell me then that white people do come to learn IFA from his dad in Osogbo, and they’re paying as much as 60/70m, as at then… The then i’m referring to was around 2009..

Regarding Anta Laniyan, I know him thru movies. One of my favorite actor. I’ve not seen this particular interview you're talking about, but looking at his name - Anta! The name is not ordinary..

Like you said, it’s very unfortunate that many people has been caged into believing foreign religion, highly unfortunate !

Last but not least, Tortoise is a very useful living thing. A protective being to us human being. I’ve got several things im going to tell you about the creature but I’m about to get busy… I’ll sure tell you later on!

According to the Commissioner for the Environment and Water Resources, Tokunbo Wahab, the enforcement action followed the discovery that the hotel allegedly channelled untreated wastewater into public drains through the use of pumping machines, thereby causing environmental nuisance, offensive odour, and posing serious risks to public health and safety.

Tokunbo wahab, this is the man that should be the next Lagos state Governor. He’s well connect to the people. He’s pure Pro-people..

But then, if Lagos say Hamzat is good, then no issues.. I don’t believe in hamzat but I’m wishing him all the best !

samuelson06:
Don't mix it up. One a physical formal thing, while the other is a spiritual thing. Again, don't mix it. Don't deceive people. Ifa is a way of worship to the gods. Anything outside of the one true God (Jesus) is idol worship. Whatever name you call or how you do it does not matter.

I wanted to reply you, but as you don mention Jesus, I don’t understand the kind lane you belong. We traditionalist don’t discriminate, so enjoy your Jesus bro..

Iyobaba:
That's really inspiring
I'm sure you've heard people say the phrase " Ijebu ni ahun " which was later mistranslated as " the Ijebu people are Frugal "
Ahun here is tortoise.
There was a time people where dying young in Ijebu, so the wise Ijebu people consult IFA eleri ipin.
IFA instructed every household in Ijebu to keep tortoise as pet and the people stopped dying young.
When visitors started trooping into Ijebu kingdoms again, they observed they all had ahun ( which is tortoise )
When visitors explained what they observed in Ijebu on their way home, they all kept saying "Ijebu ni ahun" which translates to the Ijebus have tortoise.
For some nefarious reasons, it was mistranslated into Ijebu being Frugal.

There are more stories but I don't wanna derail the thread.

Of course, I know the story..

I’m from Ogun state myself..

Tortoise, one of the most sacred living thing ever! 😎

Theahabaman:
Shehu Sani don get what he is looking for at last. Kudus to him hunger will not kill him again. He is good to go now.

Has he ever asked you money for food before for you to know he’s hungry?

Can’t you see he was previously a 2x Senator?

How did you know he’s hungry?

morikee:
Shehu Sani Remi Tinubu's candidate that's the gist in Kaduna

As how?

What relationship does Sani has with Remi?

Can you shed more light ?

samuelson06:
Ifa itself is an idol. There's no way an idol god would be fighting its followers from not worshipping another idol.

Ifa is an Idol keh?

You clearly don’t know about what you’re putting your mouth into..

Whenever you fall sick and you consult a doctor to know what’s wrong, does it mean the doctor is an Idol?

Iyobaba:
The beautiful aspect in the Yoruba religion is that each house hold has it own Orisa(s). In most cases these households are one way or the other related to the Orisa.
In some cases, when certain things happen to people in a household frequently, they consult with IFA eleri ipin, they get answers. Some households might be told to " bo " egun or oro. In some cases, IFA will instruct them to "bo" Orisa idile
I don't think there's a perfect translation of the Yoruba word "bo".
You can decide to "bo" Ogun or Sango, even though you've no connection to them but IFA eleri ipin will guide you to also "bo" the Orisa(s) from your households.
IFA has all the answers and IFa does not lie.

Very correct..

When I was born, somethings happened when I was growing up which is very strange. So, ifa was consulted and it revealed that I should stop eating anything plantain! It revealed that I can eat banana but not a plantain! It revealed my Eleda doesn’t like a fried or cooked banana.

My Eleda only likes the natural Banana. We follow the instructions and just the 3rd day, I became a bouncing boy till date..

From then till now, I don’t eat plantain - either cooked or fried!

We’re very much blessed in this part of the world. Only that our people have been caged by all these foreign religion..

If I tell you something, you no go believe? And that’s, I was born inside house, not hospital. All my life till date, I never been to hospital before. I no dey fall sick at all… Lots of stories bro… I love our tradition so much!

In Kaduna central, Sani, who represented the district between 2015 and 2019 at the senate, polled 9,105 votes to defeat Yusuf Zailani, former speaker of the state house of assembly, who scored 1,021 votes.

Omo, this Sani dude self heavy for hin territory o..

lailo:
What is nationalist in doing 8 years tenure and no single project in the region u came from? but u scattered projects in the North only. That's nationalist to a northerner? Buhari is still even more of a nationalists than Obasanjo bcs we can point to some projects in the SW (railway, Lagos Ibadan express), SE (2nd Niger bridge, power plants, Nnamdi Azikwe masoleum and several roads) and SS ( Railway, Bonny Island and several federal roads) aside numerous projects in his northern region. Tinubu is another person that we can call nationalist bcs he is also spreading development and not concentrating in one region e.g Sokoto-badagry highway(to serve both Southern and Northern Nigeria), Lagos Calabar coastal highway (to serve the whole south), NELFUND to all Nigerians, All federal express roads under reconstruction across the country with concrete architecture, 2nd Niger bridge extension, Development commissions extended to all regions, Police architecture extended to all regions, Military architecture extended to all regions, Navy architecture extended to all regions. Tell me who is more nationalistic? Obasanjo is simply a slave to the North. Same with Jonathan, he never did anything for his people but also concentrated on the north. Is that nationalism?

Jah bless you bro..

I’ve always said the same thing. Buhari, Tinubu, get sense pass Obj & Jona combined..

Nah Jona own worst pass. The road leading to his village, his house in Otuoke, him no grade ham talkless of constructing it. There was a time when rain fell and it was canoe dem take transport baba from hin house as water don surround everywhere. A president for a whole 6 years!

bilms:
Orisa are not worshipped
Orisa cannot be worshipped
Orisa are merely gifted people
Who were blessed with some unique skills
They are heroes and heroines of that time
That's why they called them orisa
Ori sa (the selected)
Literally,
Ori means head
Sa means selected
Orisa means someone selected by his head
Ori in Yoruba philosophy is used for eleda, the maker
So, orisa simply means the one selected by the maker

In other words, orisa are messengers
Through which people believe they can pass message to God
That's why we have many Orisa's, each with his own gift

You tried but Orisa is not even idol. The word idol belongs to those unfortunate Europeans, trying to ridicule our traditional ways of doing things.. Those white’s are the real idol worshipper..

For example: Sango, Ogun, Eshu, etc are not Idol. They’re simply spirit..

Ifa by the way is the great philosopher & a consultant. Irrespective of whichever spirit you believe in, if something strange comes up, it’s Ifa that they’ll consult to shed light and give details on what & why..

Eshu wey you dey see so, I mean Eshu Laalu Ogiri Oko, is not the same has the Satan in the Bible o! Our own Eshu is a spirit that can fight any evil & stop the evil from happening. Me, I no dey joke with Ogun & Eshu. Once in a while, I go give them their dues… The real meaning of give what belongs to ceaser, to ceaser! They’re protective to the core !

omoredia:
Bowing down to kabaa shrine is now what?

Abi oo

Or worshipping Cross..

Onewazobia:
This man, always on top, big league, big win

He’s one of the best coaches ever..

He’s the only coach wey don win Champions league with both average teams and with top teams..

He's called a special one. He’s indeed a special one cuz 99% of coaches has never done what he did..

Tenses:
1n 2012 this same man organised the biggest protest against the removal of fuel ⛽️ subsidy.

This same man was caught on camera in 2019 with two bullion vans on election eve

This same man proposed to buhari that he should print money to run the country.

In 2022 this same man said that if Nigeria do not enjoy constant power supply he shouldn't be returned to office.

If this man had been president of Nigeria since 2011, you the poster go don kpai from acute starvation.

Be deceiving yourself and your other 2k collector..

Tinubu protested in 2012 in Lagos. He didn’t even go to Abuja. He didn’t near Aso rock..

But Jonathan had to chicken out because of one civilian protesting in his state? If Jonathan removed subsidy then, what can tinubu do? Funny enough, Tinubu wasn’t even in the government then. Just a civilian..

Blame your Jona for not doing what he was supposed to do… You can’t say it was cuz Tinubu protested, nah why Jonathan no remove subsidy - Abi, Naso the Tinubu strong reach?

dollar124:
Of all countries in the world why make such huge investment in South Africa?

He already had investments in SA. Bayo nah world wide man. He got investments in many countries.

This particular investment is just like an added investment. And don’t forget, SA people have no problem with Bayo o..

E no dey even live for there despite say him get their passport..

Moroccoguy:
Gallant Officer, seems the appointment of this IG is a well deserved one.

Yea bro. It’s a known thing. He’s the brain behind RRS..

I’m not surprised to see him going to Benin after the recent incidence that happens at Uniben. He’s an active man to the call..

Not the type that will just sit down for office dey issue press statement..

“Following the announcement by His Excellency President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR at the Africa CEO Forum in Kigali, Rwanda, granting Rwandan nationals a 30-day visa exemption, reciprocating similar gesture from Rwandan Government to Nigerian citizens, the Nigeria Immigration Service has completed all arrangements for the directive’s implementation,” the statement read.

Nice one..

One good turn deserves another..

Another point many people still misunderstand: not every woman bleeds during her first sexual experience.

Nah here I stop..

Every woman bleeds if it’s her first time. The hymen is not the only thing bringing about blood, the Puccy is very tight and any first penetration will surely pops out blood… A natural Puccy is a closed entity, ain’t no way you wanna open it the first time and blood won’t pop..

Infact, some virgin girls, if you penetrate them the first time, blood will pop. If you still penetrate them the 2nd time, blood will still pop..

As a man, you meet a girl that claims to be virgin, you penetrate but blood no show, then that means she’s no a virgin. She has had initially penetration..

You should never let anybody scope you in this 2026..

Including Dubai..

But USA is the number 1 sponsor of terrorism..

Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013.

Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

Clear. No need of saying a thing. It’s their views & opinions..

If I am to pen down my own list, Jesus / Muhaamed wouldn’t be there cuz both never existed. They were all fairytales..

Gidgiddy don forget Nnamdi Kanu for now. He’s using his other moniker to promote the Agulu fraud..

sholatech:
heineken lokpobiri is from Niger Delta. Festus Keyamo is powerful minister from Delta State. I believe Senate President is also from Niger Delta etc

No be say the Agulu boy no know oo

Nah the 2k wey dem dey give ham dey make ham misbehave..

GeneralOuki:
This is rich coming from Chief tribalists. It is you people that have always brought tribalism into everything! Did we not see how tribalistic and violent you people were towards non-yorubas in Lagos last election? Did we not see you label Obi as IPOB? Are we not seeing you lots everywhere on this nairaland threatening non- Yorubas in SW ahead of the next election? Or you think we're all fools and blind to your shenanigans?

Lol. Coward was using non-Yoruba but deep down, nah Igbo dey hin mind. Stop lumping other Nigerians into Igbos mistake & reward..

It was Ibos that tried to find out & they got Fvckk up. If they make the same mistake again in 2027, they’ll still collect..

How’s Obi not Ipob? If Biafra happens today, will he not be among indigenous people of Biafra?

Elections violence in 2023 did not only happened in the west, it happened all over. Whatever happened in the west is a joke, compare to what Igbo people did to those that wanted to vote Apc in SE..

All form of your victim mentality don cast..