₦airaland Forum

opera1:
Pls am looking for "Meme" of a young man wit Suit in a joyous mode walking majestically "

Give up already mbok?

ShyCypher:
E pass one bag.

One & a half bags if I'm not mistaken.

Look closely...
It's actually 2bags and jara.

Mad people everywhere...

Will love to see how this plays out...

NPF has no reputation to protect they should deal with it.

...and the lawless waif in the name of Akin fuckarede really has no shame.

Seriously APC is an evil party with sick members.
So the Dino pattern is all they can afford to rattle Saraki?
Not like I give a hoot about Saraki, but these guys are mentally unstable!

chubinwa:
Go and make corrections on your writeup, den I can read it witout a been biased.

English teacher.
You see your life?
she mispelt a word, but u ended up confusing us and even yourself.
Block head.

Such confidence...
Abeg, someone should give this one a honorary sucking degree award.

The kind slap wey dey hungry me to give shim Errrrrrr.

Erection this, erection that...
we have to set up a committee that will look into this erection issue.

What a prayer warrior...

On a serious note, I commend her.

What a man can do, A woman can....

When aboki empowers aboki.

Nigerians... Glorified a.rse lickers.


Don't quote me o, my nipples r paining me.

obaataaokpaewu:
Mine called me on Monday saying that he heard I didn't work over the weekend. I told him yes, that I come to work from a different town, he now said that my colleagues worked over the weekend and I was in my house gallivanting . Gallivanting kwa? On a weekend? When I tried to counter a suggestion he made, he now told me that if we were in the military, I should be answering him "yes sir yes sir", that he's the one issuing the command and not me.
When we saw yesterday, he continued from where we stopped over the phone

Next time try this as he is still talking And just fire yourself...

nanizle:
"Buh" "Yuh" "bout" "nutin".....

Abeg which kain English u dey type so?

Take no offence, that's a headlesschicken

Las Las someone was beaten...

Thunder block the ears of the mod that will push this to fP.

iLegendd:
The best reply for your type is either to ignore or reply with "OK." But let me make it long for you.

Oya read:

It takes humility to tell a girl you're broke. Mind you, I can never be broke. Only people who depend on the government are broke — I'm only stingy. This is to say, I don't waste money just to prove a point. Be frugal, son.


That chat is to teach Nigerian guys not to brag about being rich just to impress. Bragging to a woman about being rich is a sign of insecurity. If you want to find a good woman, use the word "broke." Unfortunately, ego will never allow most guys use such a word. 50 Cent loves saying he's broke. The truth is: he isn't.

When you humble yourself, you can say anything and won't care about people's judgement.

Your bodi don rest now as you don get reply. #smile

U need to upgrade your 2mb brain. Not everyone is a low life like u here on Nairaland. only people who depend on govt are broke yen yen yen... Govt owes people to the tune of billions for executed and unfinished contracts such people are broke Abi?

U admit you r stingy. Mbok it is worse than being broke, but I'm glad u have taken a bold step to identify you got issues.
U are a sex starved urchin.
Suddenly u r telling us it's humility. Go and take several seats. Get a job and be able to top up your Phone And stop making excuses. Stop bombarding girls with sex talks, be more interested in their welfare. If her B-Day isn't past go and be a man pay for the photo section, make her day and stop being a coward. We'd love to see how u made her day Mr relationship coach.

Don't do drugs this one will not hear.... Unam

Na only me dey feel like to slap this OP?
See me coming in here like Flash to crack the suspicious message na... Thunder block ur ear there OP.

This is cute.

So a broke, egotistic, ho.rn.y guy now has turned to relationship expert. I even noticed him forming English teacher to the poor lost girl.
You can't even afford topping up ur cell phone to call the poor girl, even justified reasons why you can't stay on the phone for long Mr productive. No singular value transferable to her....only constantly demanding sex. She will soon realize she's worth more and move with the speed of light. nairaland has turned thrashland indeed.

I'm tired of this country. Let me travel and go to my village mbok. I cannot deal.

This one still dey compete with cows smh...

UjuJoan2:
Not to cause more to your pain ooh . . .

But I don't understand why she will fall for a guy because he 'financially stable' . . . Did the money enter her pocket? Did he give her millions? Did he buy her a car? Why would she be willing to compromise her dignity because of 'financially stable'. Nawa!


Please tell her that if she finds herself attracted to financially stable guys (like me ), she should make one big demand on him and see the 'attraction' die a natural death when he says NO!

moniker : Ujujoan.
Turned a financially stable guy.
Charly , just chose one sex mbok. Its easier that way.

....even the great dullard Buhari will understand this message.

Anyday it gets completed , I will give 10 people here 10k each.

They banned codeine now OP is short of his nerve calming syrup....his brain be paining him. Who has codeine mbok? Let's help this brother.

Inasmuch as I'd love his political career to die on arrival. I am yet to see a blogger who'd make heaven... Arrest Ko, Arrest Ni...

Mad people everywhere.
Maybe the legal action would be against the escalator.

In 10 years time me I'd still not know which one is Peter and which is Paul... Na wah o.

Yawns....


Pls who else has noticed the way ilorin goats be looking at somebody till u get goosebumps? You will start thinking that they were once human beings who picked N20 and turned to goats.

Still trying to understand how the facebook user still found time to describe the girl as CURVY.